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Luis

@looisito.bsky.social
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highly agentic // my posts do not represent my political beliefs

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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(someone mentions a movie you’ve never even heard of) Nod along, nod along, like you know it too
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my schedule’s too packed to make the time management workshop
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing shows dominance like a good cry
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
america runs on Dunkin. that’s why it’s malnourished
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(to gf) hey wanna go to Little Caesar’s? I have a T-Mobile coupon
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nice going bro. hope they have hair for you in Heaven
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why is Chipotle up texting me at 10:51pm bro. my girlfriend is getting jealous
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Madring”? more like… Mad(bo)ring
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me reading The Art of War to figure out why I shouldn’t give my employees any health care benefits
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
persona 3 social links but you’re dating fast food joints
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i had a good tweet. i forgot it. a fart in the wind
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they didn’t have cultural relativism where I grew up
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I would, if given the opportunity, simply exercise power in a more judicious way
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
launching my next novel as a live service
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
telling my mother I feel I was neglected as a child for not having summered in Paris
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
in my dreams I roll for i-frames
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
don’t call me “poor” — I prefer “circumstantial ascetic”
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my girlfriend shops at Gap Kids
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
making a spiritual sequel to Chronicle of a Summer where I go asking people on NYC streets if they’re happy and I proceed to get punched in the face
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
why don’t they ever have an interview with a dead person? I wanna hear their side of the story
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gargantua and Panty Girl
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
im so tired of all these captchas. would a robot google “rasputin penis”? no he wouldn’t
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
help! my boyfriend has developed a fetishistic interest in the works of Jean Baudrillard
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
on behalf of the Butt Convention, you have a big ass problem
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
men will be like Have you heard this song it’s so beautiful and then they’ll start playing Daniel Johnston
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
at Quaker congregation. Kathy takes the stage for the 5th time this week. the voice of God runs through me as I tell her to shut her fucking trap
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
All Hail King Cnut the Dyslexic
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(during Fall of Pompeii) “why the HELL hasn’t my driver left the restaurant yet”
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
shopping around my spec script for The Aeneid
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
talk about nominative determinism her name was literally Princess Di
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/07/2026
"it is what it is" is undoubtedly the GOAT thought terminating cliché. nothing else even comes close. it just is what it is
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
rip Baudrillard you would’ve loved furries
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
putting on the Spain-Belgium match and perusing The Denial of Death
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
minmaxxing the cognitive load on the first draft of my novel
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jennywise 🎈 @hacksawjenny.rip · 22/06/2026
"Performative reading" is a psyop to maintain low literacy rates. "Analog hobbies and physical media collecting are over-consumption" are too while we're at it. Gen-Z are getting off algorithmic social media owned by nazis and are picking up a book? Quick, how can we make this seem cringe??
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the bishop of WHAT
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i don’t really have anything worthwhile to post right now. i just felt like posting
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if you are reading Ulysses to say you have read Ulysses drop your head in a toilet and take a sip
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/06/2026
All that being said, still sending my absolute worst to James Dolan
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
poetry thread starts here
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
setting my Hinge height minimum to 7’6”
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
remembering when Jordan Peele wanted to be Rod Serling and it didn’t take off. man who wouldn’t want to be Rod Serling
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
calling every white guy over 6”2’ I see in Brooklyn “Chet Holmgren”
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
my people!!
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
how about next time we do the deed, you play Jack and I’ll play Jill
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Luis @looisito.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
trading in my blood plasma power donator punch card, any takers?
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