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Ol’ Bertie Bastard It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way

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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CITEH ARE MASSIVE
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Billy Billydollar: Bert and Ernie Meme
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Citeh don’t drop ‘The 900 Number’ before our next home game then the game’s gone youtu.be/f4aFDaFWHrY?...
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the 45 king- the 900 number-Original mix
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, so just another totally normal evening in #BertWorld is it?
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50 Cent Bert Laugh
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What in the name of Brookside is this game on Channel 5? 😂😂😂😂😂
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Berts
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Morpheus: We Are Still Here!
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DIRTEH CHEATING BASTARDS, BAN THEM AND SEND THEM TO NON LEAGUE FOOTBALL!!!!!!
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Annoying southern Beech Road hipster types, but that’s a top top and a good launch tbf
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FINAL BOSS LEVEL #BERT HAS SPOKEN
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Utterly shameless
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At least get the new numbers right, fellas
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Number Numbers
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Child Smiling with 'Chill' in Kitchen
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Amazing that ‘the arsenal’ aren’t yet being implicated in accepting and singing off Xhaka’s fake covid certificate Relegate the frauds. I absolutely despite cheats
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsnight tonight is utterly execrable That far right Cole scumbag twat from the scum and Matthew fucking Syed the ping pong cheating nonce Discussing places thousands of miles away and assuming they should remain British colonial assets
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Went the Museum of Science and Industry today for the first time since a school trip many decades ago Disappointing, 6/10 Went The Millstone after, the Museum of Pisscans and Karaoke Decent, 7/10 Culture is subjective
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky / Twitter
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West Lancs A Ives @westlancsives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BlueSky/Twitter
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Bob (he/him) @wobblyb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For all who celebrate
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Earth Wind Fire - September (Live Performance)
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop a THREAT youtu.be/yPVMi9MxabM?...
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I'm the shoe shine boy
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still got *double checks* THREE AND A HALF WEEKS holiday from work to take by December 31 What’s that? You don’t?…
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Feeling Smug
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished the latest series of Reacher Brilliantly, gloriously stupid, megaviolent fun Don’t even @ me, I’ve read all the books and will not be accepting further questions on this matter
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The logical conclusion of #TopReds giving their away coaches banter “we’re so zany and hard” nicknames, 2026
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West Lancs A Ives @westlancsives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mohamed Al-Fayeds performances in Fulham wasn't much worse than Uniteds
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll tell you what, that Sunderland team are fun, they’ll turn over a few teams who think of taking them lightly
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So, any chance of “scenes that nobody *sorry, everybody* wants to see” at The Flat Cap Oi Oi Jellied Eels Derby?
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“That price is TOO FUCKING HIGH” *cocks shotgun
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100% true, this. Russia Today employed most of the worst, most blatantly bought and paid for human beings on the planet, whether Farage or Galloway
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yursss!!! An all time classic of the genre
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am glad people are buying Johnny Marr's guitars. Anything that makes a Smiths reunion less likely.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maskatron - interchangeably-mugged robotic adversary of crank-armed Six Million Dollar Man action figure capable of variously posing as face but not necessarily physique of Steve Austin, Oscar Goldman and Generic John Saxon Bloke. Jaime would not have been fooled. timworthington.org/2025/11/19/l...
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m calling it now, Berts v Toffees final
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brighton at home? Absolute joke, why do Citeh always get such easy draws?….
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching #70Up and what a remarkable thing it is. Bruce is just the loveliest man isn't he? I'm not a believer but these days, you see various charlatans trying to seed their far-right christian nationalism and then you see someone like Bruce.
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three CITEH legends And the crooked, bitter, senile old pisscan wrong ‘un who made it all happen, with his shameless entitlement and naked avarice for the proceeds of pimping horse spunk GOD BLESS THE ROCK
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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heard a rumour Yer Da is planning to put on a black coat and join his mates to threaten a schoolboy and his family if he goes to play football somewhere leas toxic
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day three of it. Apparently Gazza has now turned up at Stockley Park with a bag of cans and a fishing rod
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Station19: Jack Gibson - Are You Still Crying?
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Neil Tague @neiltague.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Some of these chaps didn't even go to a redbrick!"
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The shortest motivational speech of all time 😂😂😂
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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unbelievable line from Ronay, who blames refereeing standards on the fact they don't have degrees.
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely zero respect for #TheBorders here @williamshuttoh.bsky.social
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m delighted to be returning to Chorlton Book Festival, Manchester, to talk about ‘These Isles’ on Thursday September 24th, 6pm-7pm, Chorlton Library, Manchester Road. Book here: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/an-evening...
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An Evening with historian and author Brian Groom
Chorlton Book Festival presents
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck me, they’re all it now 😂😂😂
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Scenes in the Telegraph newsroom where an additional ’h’ finds its way into the word ‘peasant’.
Daily Telegraph: Pheasant is the only roadkill worth eating.. writes Richard Negus.
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I see that the Guardian’s Temu Terry Tibbs once again rocked up for work looking like a sex tourist in Thailand again
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