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Ol’ Bertie Bastard It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way

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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! @johnstafford72.bsky.social great idea this
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👀 “The podcast in question is The Peter McCormack Show, a Joe Rogan-adjacent interview show. Guests have included Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Matt Le Tissier, Liz Truss and Tommy Robinson, whom McCormack told me was “awesome”. He is a prolific tweeter and a supporter of Rupert Lowe’s Restore party.”
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed.
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hipster non league isn’t all craft ale, ironic ultras and twee dog pictures. One club’s owner is more into crypto, cocaine, guns and far right conspiracy podcasting. Good read this from @thedispatchmedia.bsky.social dispatch-media.com/will-bitcoin...
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Will Bitcoin FC reach the Premier League?
A crypto millionaire bought his local football club • He's already secured three promotions • 'Make Bedford Great Again'
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better than that, Charlie one-bombed him www.musicradar.com/news/charlie...
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"Never call me your drummer again": remembering the time Charlie Watts punched Mick Jagger in the face
Keith Richards recalls Watts' "drummer's punch" in his autobiography, Life
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Charlie Watts would have not only leathered all the other Stones one after the other, without creasing his shirt, but all of the Beatles and the Kinks as well
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Robin’s Nest was my The Bear Oh No It’s Selwyn Froggit was my Curb Your Enthusiasm
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This legend and the copper who touched his penis
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Succulent Chinese Meal Democracy Manifest
ALT: Succulent Chinese Meal Democracy Manifest
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The most overrated pub and pint in Manchester Full of cunts taking pictures of their overpriced beer
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4 Day Week Foundation @4dayweek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 4-day week is a global phenomenon. 🌍 “The mechanics are simple: employees are required to work 32 hours a week but are paid as if for 40 — the remaining eight hours are paid as a day off.”
Czech bank owner Radomír Lapčík expands four-day work week
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soooooo tempted to like that post, for the bantz
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ole Ole…
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Them Reactolite lenses, that looked like permanent shades, used to be the gold standard in nonce specs until the tech bros started putting paedo cameras into Ray Bans
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GAA rules the summer nowadays
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Ivor Biggun character was defo a wrong un
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CITEH ARE MASSIVE
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Billy Billydollar: Bert and Ernie Meme
ALT: Billy Billydollar: Bert and Ernie Meme
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Citeh don’t drop ‘The 900 Number’ before our next home game then the game’s gone youtu.be/f4aFDaFWHrY?...
youtu.be
the 45 king- the 900 number-Original mix
YouTube video by deejayfrom88
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, so just another totally normal evening in #BertWorld is it?
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50 Cent Bert Laugh
ALT: 50 Cent Bert Laugh
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only a mainline train station during Cheltenham week can approach the crimes against tailoring of conference season
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha not opening that can of worms again!
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What in the name of Brookside is this game on Channel 5? 😂😂😂😂😂
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Open season today, innit Can’t wait for a moral lecture from *checks notes* liverpool fans at our next game 👀👀
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh man, Stiprais is rotten fucking gear, even the Glaswegian diaspora who entertain the public around UK coach stations would pass
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Berts
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Morpheus: We Are Still Here!
ALT: Morpheus: We Are Still Here!
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute freak of nature
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t make the mistake of befriending a local Latvian headcase and getting on the Stiprais with his mates. Not recommended. Not recommended at all
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DIRTEH CHEATING BASTARDS, BAN THEM AND SEND THEM TO NON LEAGUE FOOTBALL!!!!!!
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, you were too quick on the draw for me
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Massive fucking nonce Didn’t he get involved in some sort of unseemly to-do over on the Nazi app?
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pristine original 1978 source material intact and secure on the #Bert bookshelf Handed out at primary school
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will never forgive Bielsa for gaslighting Pep into paying £45m for Kalvin Phillips, the guy who made Jack Grealish look like the model of professionalism Point taken though That said, don’t threaten us with a good time Also, it’s far from over. We Berts have been here before, seen it, done it
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re a bit conflicted tbf, but ultimately this is just another day for us At least 5 more years of this bollocks. Lawyers on both sides will be sending not just their kids but their grandkids to private school and Oxbridge off the back of it
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“HOLD THE BELLS, AL MUBARAK”
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seen done wild takes 11 men still play 11 men on a football pitch Regardless of accounting rules that conveniently ignore huge debt and that only existed recently, and not when certain establishment clubs were outspending and preying on everyone else with impunity
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Annoying southern Beech Road hipster types, but that’s a top top and a good launch tbf
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FINAL BOSS LEVEL #BERT HAS SPOKEN
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Visions of a mob of moody types all with their keys on a long chain clipped to q belt loop, proto grebos/emos
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Berrada and Wilcox at the odd lot, Arteta and the set piece coach with his own mural at the Tarquins, all them scout/database hackers at anfield, some tricky ethical discussions to be had…
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Utterly shameless
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently it’s #TopRed Christmas, carry on
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Name and shame
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where’s the fourth pint of the apocalypse?
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most of our players from that era looked more like they were on smack than roids
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longsightblues.bsky.social @longsightblues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haha yes or the poppy man at Leicester
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