LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 8hno surprise that a journalist looked at trafalgar square and thought to themselves, there's a column in this 36415 64
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 21/10/2026what a pleasure to welcome Róisín Tapponi and Amelia Abraham, to talk about Róisín's new novel *Scene City*, just out from Verso. Signed copies available here: www.londonreviewbookshop.co.uk/stock/scene-... 070 7
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 14/10/2026this is bad news for those of us who prefer them without the scales 1261 26
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 13/10/2026the plane's landing skater bull / you must stow your tray-table 160 6
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 13/10/2026badger's with the sk8er boi / he loves mashed potato boi 2120 12
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 13/10/2026i'm with the skater bull / burrata's not grateable 1121 12
Reposted by LRB BookshopSam Grinsell @samgrinsell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Teach a bull to skate and he'll be a boi for life 011 1
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 13/10/2026if instead of a skater boi avril lavigne had sung about a skater bull, it would have opened up a whole range of new rhyming possibilities. "he was a skater bull / i said that's debatable" etc 56412 64
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026congratulations to @matthewcr.bsky.social and @orthobob.bsky.social who each win a biscuit if they come into the shop to collect it. and join us next week, for another round of "guess the writer from the rhyming vegetable" 150 5
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026Thank you to everyone who took part in "guess the writer from the rhyming vegetable". The correct answers were as follows: A big bowl of chard = Matthias Enard Summer squash = Amitav Ghosh Curly kale = Patrick Gale A leek = James Meek Celeriac = Elif Shafak 1112 11
Reposted by LRB BookshopAran Ward Sell @aranws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Clocks are always ticking tbf. It doesn't mean there's any sort of rush or even that the time being displayed is accurate, it just means the clock mechanism is functional. 053 5
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026another correct answer! #1 and #3 have now both been solved - congratulations to orthobob. three more still to go....... and the clock is ticking 100 1
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026WE HAVE A WINNER FOR THE FIRST ENTRY!!! "a big bowl of chard" = "matthias enard". still four more to go.... 140 4
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026and last of all for today, here's #5. Answers to follow at 6.15pm - good luck! 100 1
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026it's time to play..... "guess the writer from the rhyming vegetable"! we will post a picture of a vegetable which rhymes with a writer. you must guess which writer. "good luck"! here's the first: 831 8
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026i think harper collins should use AI to solve the mystery of how to put invoices in their delivery boxes 0254 25
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 10/10/2026if nobody has taken it yet, can we guess "A14", pls 000 0
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 09/10/2026this analogy falls down because dividing zero by zero is actually really easy and the answer is definitely zero (say you are dividing a pizza, and the amount of pizza you have is zero, nobody is going to get any pizza simple as that. & luckily you don't have anyone to divide it among either) 191 9
Reposted by LRB BookshopNobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 08/10/2026Just in! New Nobel Prize laureate in literature Anne Carson stands surprised in her kitchen in Reykjavík, Iceland. Stay tuned for our exclusive interview with her coming soon. Join us in congratulating our 2026 literature laureate - send your greetings in the comments. 421695277 1.7K
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 07/10/2026"can I get a hit, can I get a hooh / give me a fat pack of weed and a brew" (from 'roll it up light it up smoke it up') excitingly features a reprise of sen dog's owl impression 040 4
Reposted by LRB BookshopPaul Treloar @paulietandoori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My oven's on high when I roast the quail, Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale 132 3
Reposted by LRB BookshopPhilip Bagley @pb102.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Like Louis Armstrong played that trumpet I hit that bong and break you off something. Soon I got to get my props, cops come and try to steal my crops." Highway Rat sequel that almost writes itself. 021 2
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 07/10/2026just remembered that in the underrated cypress hill song "cock the hammer", there's a bit where sen dog sings "hear me growl, grr, howl / I've got night vision like a wise old owl". can anyone think of other cypress hill lyrics which could also appear in julia donaldson books? 3174 17
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 07/10/2026really it looks a lot like him! i just don't see what he would be doing in london 220 2
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 07/10/2026bloke browsing new fiction r.n. is the spit and image of julian casablancas. feels like working at "the strand", the famous new york bookshop 140 4
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 06/10/2026very pleased to hear that ice cube has won the nobel prize in physics for inventing a neutrino detector. going from 'straight outta compton' to '21 jump street' is impressive enough;' a third career change, at an age when many of his ruthless records labelmates are calling it a day, is commendable 0132 13
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026starting to think i might have printed off too many of these certificates 2110 11
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026ok ok another ten minutes starting from now 170 7
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026just seen on the tfl app that there are severe delays on both the victoria and the metropolitan line, so under the circs, we are extending the entry time for "ten-minute twix", by a further ten minutes 190 9
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026the entry time for "ten minute twix" is being extended by a further ten minutes (actually 14 minutes because there was a sudden rush of customers, none of whom turned out to be bringing a twix). the new deadline is at *13.50*. that's 13.50, ten to two. good luck!!! 081 8
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026just had word from the boss that we can extend the entry time for "ten-minute twix" by a further ten minutes. the new deadline is 13.36! best of luck to all entrants, and look forward to seeing you soon 170 7
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026pleased to announce that the entry time for "ten-minute twix" is being extended by a further ten minutes. you have until 13.26....... "good luck" 292 9
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026i hit post at exactly 13.06 so you have until exactly 13.16 240 4
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026it's time to play............ "ten-minute twix", the fast-paced bookshop chocolate resupply game. to win, you simply have to convey a standard Twix bar to the till counter of the london review bookshop, within the next ten minutes. all entrants get a certificate. good luck! and we're starting... now 2153 15
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 01/10/2026oooh that samuel palmer book looks like the business 120 2
Reposted by LRB BookshopSexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 01/10/2026Basho wasn't a poet, he was a badger obsessed with mash. 171 7
Reposted by LRB BookshopDavid Collard @davidcollard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026- FUNEM? - S. IFM - FUNEX? - S. IFX - OK. MNX 4 1 (Later) - IFN 10 EM - R. OK. (Pause) X? - IFN 10 EX - O FFS 121 2
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 30/09/2026if we had some ham we could make ham and eggs, if we had any eggs 1110 11
LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 30/09/2026just checked and we have 47/60 on the shelves - this is better than I would have expected 0101 10