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@lolennui.bsky.social
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Camera tinkerer. Contributor @ The Onion. amyash.me

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m rebooting The Shining and Jack Torrance saves Christmas
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rachel nooo, these people do not know how to drive in the rain
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Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you have any hiring influence please use it to hire people from excluded groups Whole careers of very skilled, talented, real people are getting trashed right now www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
hollywoodreporter.com
TV’s So White Again: Diversity Now Seen as “Optional”
After a couple years of major progress, diversity is now seen as ‘optional.’ BIPOC creators hope the pendulum will swing back soon.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She’s perfect 😭
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh hell yeah that’s the stuff, RIP panera dog Michaelana
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
how the fuck is this gonna happen to you and you're not thinking its a robbery
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
see? my city has a lot to offer
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah, double wide, traffic jams all over the craft store
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every generation needs to experience them!!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do not bring up Joan Crawford to this one, they have history
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t wait to be the single aunt who has a new crusty little dog every time you see her. This one? Oh he’s 25 years old and scared of fabric. he’s allergic to water. HATES virgos.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
free idea for acupuncturists: hellraiser halloween discount deals all month long
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New Past Lives: Leprosy, Plague, and Life in Anglo-Saxon England. In one small cemetery in Cambridgeshire, a place called Edix Hill, we can see everything from the ties that bound a young disabled woman to her community to the impacts of a continent-sweeping pandemic. pod.link/1852618120/e...
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Leprosy, Plague, and Life in Anglo-Saxon England
Listen to Leprosy, Plague, and Life in Anglo-Saxon England from Past Lives wherever you get your podcasts!
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Cy Old.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
interviewer: when did you stop beating your wife surrogates: he would never do that, how dare you insinua– trump: I’ll never stop
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
median voter
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
prep all you want, none of us is prepared for the day they activate the furbies
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so far neither party has a real plan to make furbys even longer
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hasbro’s basilisk
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
theonion.com
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good men I am begging you to stop being Sad about this and be as mad as the women speaking truths about sexual violence that then result in their own violent, misogynist threats online
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
without Bloopee, the ai assistant who takes vials of my blood every night for unspecified reasons, could you do this??! (finds a pizza place nearby that’s open)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Floopee artist gets hit with a cease and desist
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(the pasta primavera recipe I ask for makes mustard gas) bloopee! you little rascal
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Checking hands, ears, and teeth to see if something’s AI like an Elizabethan peasant worried the fae replaced my child with a changeling
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*nods knowingly* mercenary clowns
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol I’m just a baked beans defender for the love of the game
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
beans on toast with a lil sharp cheddar on top hits the spot and I’ll defend her to the death
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus christ man it was just a joke
theguardian.com
Trump suggests he would let Iran ‘take out’ Los Angeles or San Diego
Gavin Newsom calls comments ‘deranged and dangerous’ after president tells Nebraska rally: ‘They can take out a city’
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d watch this TLC show
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heather from AP Bio pointing at a painting of Jesus saying “damn, who’s this beefcake?”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
noooooo
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
imagine the horny posting happening on resistance facebook rn
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol I’ve been saving to come to New York for 3 years 🫠
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t wait to watch it!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“What? Her name is Chapelle?”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s nuts to see this guy looking like every dad at a Chappell Roan concert
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god, that is so cool! Congratulations!!! ✨
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was wild to see. My first time writing for the screen. My thanks to Zoe Kazan for inviting me on this journey back in 2023, and my agent Jason Richman and everyone at @unitedtalentagency.bsky.social for their work on my behalf.
“Written for Television by ZOE KAZAN & ALEXANDER CHEE” in white letters against the black tv screen.A tv still of Mike Faist, Christopher Abbott and Florence Pugh. White text in a San serif font reads “This East of Eden, adapted primarily by Zoe Kazan-Alexander Chee co-wrote a key midseason episode-with Garth Davis directing, is rich, morally complex and packed with memorable performances."
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The Hollywood Reporter
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we do got lumpia though 🔥
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you like trains? Theatre? Beer that doesn’t hurt? Well. Best we can do is pickleball.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Diego: Gregory peck is from here and that doesn’t seem right! Try San Diego.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey do you love rattlesnakes and blackouts but hate pizza?? Try: San Diego
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ha ha that’s why we pay the big bucks to live in San Diego because it’s so temperate (eyes melting down my face)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can everyone be quiet, I’m trying to enjoy the mildest summer of the rest of my life
Weather report screenshot:

AVERAGES
+25° above average daily high

Today
H:102°

Average
H:77°
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations!!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mr Autumn Man has died of heat induced renal failure
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