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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So PAC/Neville is the first wrestler that has died since my kid has started watching wrestling that he’s known through matches he’s watched. That was… an experience seeing him find out. Hell, Takeover R-Evolution was one of the first PPVs he watched all the way through.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've had this shirt for sale for longer than LLMs have been a Big Thing; but it's still a "fuck you" to them. www.teepublic.com/hoodie/23562...

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make bad art by chekhovsraygun

you have permission

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spent the first half of the evening making a beef & Guinness stew and the second half of the evening scrubbing and boiling baking soda in the pot I made the stew in to get rid of the inch of burnt stuff at the bottom 😠

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was lucky enough to be a guest on Party of One way back when, and so I jumped at the chance to help know good fella @jeffstormer.gobirds.online celebrate 500 episodes. Well done, Jeff!!!

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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ladies and gentlemen, this is columbo no. 5 a little bit of me getting outta your hair a little bit of suspect standing there a little bit of facts about my wife a little bit of you killed him with that knife

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If reading books has taught me anything, I could put this in sock and defeat a sourcerer and things from the dungeon dimensions

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Love Never Dies” is such a bad show that Annie and Kit and Maq mention “the seven-minute sex dirge” in passing and I didn’t even bat an eye.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

IT’S GUSTAV TIME!! LOCK IN, CHAT

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Music Does Something @musicdoessomething.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off - S01E06 - WHODIDIT #ScottPilgrimTakesOff

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Martha’s Vineyard unavailable for comment

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A school friend got my kid this for his ninth birthday. It took me a whole day to build, after it sat on a shelf for two months. I wish to write a strongly worded letter to the purchaser.

An Asphalt Legends Corvette Stingray in technic Lego.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“What, you sneaking in the bathroom for a little pick-me-up? A bit of blow? Some of the old booger sugar? Some of that

A bottle of Japanese soda water titled NOSE MINERAL SODA

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kimiko has been doing lots of puzzles lately, and I presume as a direct result, I have received a (very nice, PeterJackson-movie-themed) puzzle as a Father’s Day gift. I sat down and worked on it from roughly 4pm to 10ish, and my back and neck and shoulders hurt a lots which I assume is the point?

The cover of a puzzle depicting a bunch of scenes from Peter Jackson movies as a drawn neighbourhood, like lord of the rings, the frighteners, etc.

All of the pieces of said puzzle spread across my dining table as far as the eye can see before I started.

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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Took everything I had not to place a “G” or an “ ‘ “ after that “N.” Proving that perhaps I too am mid-crisis.

White upper case letters are graffiti on a painted black city wall, amid a chaotic collection of stickers, reading “LEAVE ME ALONE I’M HAVIN A CRISIS.” In front of the wall are two potted green shrubs. Above the graffiti is an air conditioner which is where the stickers are amassed.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I have a new sign to tap when I need to tap the sign

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It’s our friend Doug! He gets to have a nice day without having to spend three hours in the prosthetics chair!

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JoJo Seames @jojoseames.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Supporter sketch request! I was asked for a sketch of the strip club doorman character from the film "From Dusk Till Dawn" [sic] running a cat adoption event. I've never seen this film, but I think the joke here is, uh...obvious.

A graphite sketch of the From Dusk Till Dawn character Chet Pussy standing with a microphone in one hand and gesturing to a table where there are cats sitting politely in individual carrier cages. There is a banner reading "Adoption Day" festooning the table. Behind, there are neon signs declaring "CATS CATS CATS" and "Live FELINES".

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My kid when I told him Will Ospreay kicked out of the One Wingéd Angel:

The office meme where Michael Scott says he’s the victim of a hate crime

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Indie wrestling show I was at tonight ended with a run-in by the promotion’s first champion, who took off her hoodie and came out as trans. Standing ovation from the crowd. The most Chicago shit that ever happened. I was sincerely touched.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

There’s a lot of gold to be found in old things, even if it’s just a little something done well, but I think I’m old enough and experienced enough to speak with authority when I say that I wish that the Eagles’ song “Lyin’ Eyes” would fuck off forever into the sun.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hiro: “We should name it Silver.” Me: “Ok, like ‘hi ho Silver, away!’ like the Lone Ranger?” Hiro: “No, like Silver from Sonic the Hedgehog.”

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Since the weather’s nicer, I’ve finally redeemed Kimiko’s birthday present to me from back in March and for the first time in I think 12 years I am a cyclist again.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goldfrapp’s SuperNature hit me like a bomb when i was dumb enough that I thought I was too cool for pop music and has stuck with me ever since. Towering album.

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 26/08/2026

As a tribute to Dolly, why not donate a book? Leave one is a free library. Give one to a friend or neighbor or child. Buy one for a teacher’s wishlist. If you have book donation ideas, add them to this thread. Dolly would love to see people getting books!

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It’s Monday and this has happened again, who books an appointment at 2pm

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“I come from this musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father’s a conductor.” “Oh, where did he conduct?” “On the Baltimore & Ohio.” 🚂

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Oh god damn it, I missed this for yesterday

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rat dad ==> GATEway Fate @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

A strange wall of blue and white text outside the bathroom at the Chesapeake house rest stop on i95. The largest part of the text reads “A SIX-FOOT TALL WOMAN” in massive letters, which naturally titillates my attention. The full text reads “The Chesapeake Bay is surprisingly shallow. A SIX FOOT TALL WOMAN (in all caps) can wade through over 700,000 acres of the Bay without wetting her hat.” There are also a bunch of other random bay-relatedwords collaged in all directions around the edge of it, saying things like “ecosystem, fresh, ocean, shallow, fascinating, Susquehanna, terrapin, fun” etc. If you’re gonna make the centerpiece of the work massive text that says “A SIX FOOT TALL WOMAN” maybe you should also include some words in the collage like “#FEMINISM” and “LESBIAN LUST”.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have an appointment this afternoon so of course that means I can’t do anything of value with the rest of the day

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

And then my 50mm lens just… came apart. Shit.

A canon EF 50mm lens, where the inner ring has just come off and you can see the circuit board and metal underneath.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Built a little AT-AT I got a while back. It was fun, and I love Lego, but boy, does my body hate hobbies where I need to bend forward at the neck for extended periods of time.

A little Lego AT-AT next to a Pepsi Max can for scale. The little AT-AT has an even littler snowspeeder circling around it with a harpoon and tow cable.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Saw a preview screening of The End of Oak Street and that may have been the most fun I’ve had in a cinema all year. We were all screaming & laughing & hooting & hollering. What a smart dumb movie.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I just saw a Pizza Hut ad with the slogan “how bad do you want good” and I can’t believe they didn’t spot the brutal self-own that is “not bad enough, since I just bought Pizza Hut.”

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Kimiko took the day off so we’re going to a 10am session of the Odyssey and she’s only just realised that it’s going to be like going to a comic book movie with me, as I’m going to nudge her and be like “That’s Tiresius. He was in the book.”a

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Got made redundant from my job this week. Choosing to be positive, and taking a lot of good feelings from my team and coworkers being absolutely crushed to lose me (many cried, I was stunned). Also it turns out one can accumulate a lot of coffee cups in an office kitchen.

A messy stack of 20ish coffee cups of many different designs.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Me: “I haven’t had a haircut in four months or more, maybe I’ll just let my hair and beard keep growing until whenever, who cares, it’s all a mess anyway” Me, the moment I get my hair cut: “Oh, right.”

Me, a white guy with brown hair and beard and glasses, looking overgrown and windswept

Me, with hair and beard trimmed, looking much more respectable.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Everyone’s talking about Ryan Gosling, is now the time to talk about Breaker High AKA what if the love boat was a high school

The cast poster for the Braaker High tv show, featuring Ryan Gosling and Tyler Labine as dork buddies and a bunch of other people.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There is a little 7-year-old kid at the barber shop on this Sunday morning, running around sweeping up the cuttings and telling off the barbers when they step in the way of his broom. “Sorry, little boss, my bad, I didn’t mean to fuck up your work” and he’s like “don’t do it again, I’m telling you.”

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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ever remember a thing you memory-holed from your teen years? I just remembered the several months in grade 11 where a 2nd hand CD place opened near school & I would bring in 5-7 CDs to get enough cash to walk across the street & buy like, a Beast Wars toy to make myself happy & tell no one about it.

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Dyazonium @dyazonium.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Michelle Yeoh & Hunter Schafer

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