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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 9h
Chris Rock is scolding us for being apathetic about systemic injustice, and to prove it, he let his friend rot in prison for 20 years. Whatever the intention behind it, How Not To Get Your Ass Beat By The Police is every racist's favorite comedy sketch.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 17h
Conservatives love to point out the character failings of Marx and Che. Tepepa! argues that disillusionment with a revolutionary should never translate to disillusionment with the revolution. The fight is bigger than the man, and if you don't get that, you were on the wrong team from the start.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Mike Tyson was allowed his redemption arc in the public eye in part because pop culture had an OJ Simpson shaped hole in its heart.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heather is the best protagonist in any survival horror game, meeting threats with on-the-spectrum apathy, and blunt, Norm Macdonald-esque statements of the obvious.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Old Town Road planted an idea in music that Lil Nas X's image consultants and songwriters didn't quite see.
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NLE Choppa - Walk Em Down (Country Version) (Prod. By Yung Troubadour)
YouTube video by ItsRVSHVD
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first thing you learn studying education is that a stable home life is almost the only determiner of how well a child will do in school. There are outliers at either end, but you've got to be a freak of nature to be getting straight As on an empty stomach.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always knew Eminem wasn't shit. I think that whole West Coast squad is pretty unprincipled. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, none of them really stand for diddly shit.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally got that official collab with @tacobell.bsky.social!
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I call it "gifted kid syndrome" when I'm playing chess and other guy can't fucking play normal. Everything has to be "Ha, you didn't think I'd do THAT did you!?" They'll pass up an easy win if it's not impressive.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably my favorite songwriter outside of country and rap.
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Jackson Browne - These Days
YouTube video by Claudio Esposito
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Point Break is the best American version of a heroic bloodshed movie, but this is the single best heroic bloodshed scene in American cinema.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Picking up a still-active multiplayer game nowadays after years away is like walking through a freak show museum of stillborns preserved in honey. Like why are the guys from the flopped Point Break remake in Payday 2?
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think that, had we still been the dominant cultural force on the internet, Millennials would have fallen for the Charlie Kirk memorial shit. We would have heard the IDF psy-op agents out when they told us not to joke about that. It's the more cynical, jaded Zoomers who didn't let that happen.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about being opposed to the death penalty, it's not that some people shouldn't be wiped out, it's that I don't trust the government with that kind of power. To support it in any way would make me complicit in fuckups and needless torture and the deaths of the wrongfully convicted.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most important trick in Tarantino's bag, the principle by which all of his movies function, is the idea that audiences will follow just about any kind of protagonist but an unlikable one. They can be violent criminals with no redeeming qualities, but if they're charmless, you've lost us.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haha, it was ragebait, you got ragebaited! That was trolling, I was only pretending to be a stupid fucking idiot, and you fell for it and said things that hurt my feelings and made me regret ever engaging with you anyway! What a dope!
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you try some fuckass scholar's mate shit above a 1200 rating, your opponent should be allowed to call it and claim an automatic win, and you should have your dick tied in a knot. How dare you disrespect me like this and why do we have to go through the motions?
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of all the fuckin' guys we once admired who are fuckin' around with AI, I take Gabor Csupo personally. I've been spending thirty years saying they shoulda kept Klasky-Csupo on The Simpsons.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure she was groomed as well, but this is a particularly insidious and repugnant form of enabling.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I imagine Norm and Neil both saw their share of Canadian liberal handwringing about indigenous rights, came to the same conclusion, and addressed it in their own unique ways. www.cbc.ca/news/opinion...
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Neil and Norm are both excellent writers.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Just Like Heaven - EZ Band
YouTube video by EZ BAND
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about courage is people won't necessarily follow you as you lead the charge. For the most part you'll have cowards nitpicking and attacking you from the back row, and winning praise for their spinelessness.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Katy Perry doesn't get enough hate. There were a lot of gay and bi top-40 songs from women in the 1990s, and I Kissed A Girl was probably a conscious effort to rebrand mainstream lesbian music as something male-gazey, porny, and basically heteronormative.
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Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover
YouTube video by SophieBHawkinsVEVO
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Gulp* he's right behind me, isn't he?
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Norm Macdonald's brother Neil on Israel nearly a decade ago.
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Forget the 'slippery slope' — Israel already is an apartheid state: Opinion | CBC News
As the late Yossi Sarid, longtime leader of Israel's Meretz party and former education minister once put it: "What acts like apartheid, is run like apartheid and harasses like apartheid, is not a duck...
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I once *cough" got busy in a Burger King bathroom...
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember? We listened to him that night I told you you'd never be a writer because you don't have a curious mind?
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Choosin' Texas - EZ Band (Ella Langley Cover)
YouTube video by EZ BAND
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A big part of why Cupcakke doesn't get her due, even as Pussy Rap has become normalized, is because her sexuality is not necessarily transactional.
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CupcakKe - How to Rob (Remix)
YouTube video by cupcakKe
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Planet Fitness music when you forget your headphones.
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CupcakKe - Fist Me (Official Audio)
YouTube video by cupcakKe
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin' Texas is a hit for two big reasons. 1. No shade on Shania Twain but it captures a pre-girlboss vulnerability that used to be the genre's strength. 2. It names a bunch of states and cities and highways. People love that shit. I first heard it in an Eggs Tyrone video.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This song and video feel prescient of 1998. More people were working and socializing online, keeping strange hours, and there was a sense of being more connected globally, but less connected locally.
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R.E.M. - Daysleeper (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by remhq
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks for sending me the first chapter of your novel, but I'd rather wait until you're finished with a first draft and not read it then.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here are the first five pages of Squash & Stretch: Goons for Hire.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like Bob Dylan but marijuana psychosis is the only reason he's regarded as America's uncontested greatest songwriter when John Prine, Dolly Parton, and Marvin Gaye exist.
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John Prine - Sam Stone
YouTube video by John Prine
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep finding these people scamming welfare programs and the solution is never to try and get this money into the hands of people who are playing straight, but how we can eliminate the welfare programs entirely (to free up some more money for pedophile parties and Israel).
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peace Walker is probably the best Metal Gear game. The three-part fight with the titular mech is exhausting to the point of not being any fun by the end, but it leaves you especially vulnerable to the strongest, clearest, most focused conclusion in the series.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shout out to Dave the Dope Fiend who has no idea what's going on but doesn't hesitate to loan this kid a weapon.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still think Hitler is cool?
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanna rant about how "indie" comics are stuck in a navel-gazing middle-class hipster phase while superhero comics are having a moment. But eh, that's the genre. The least interesting twenty-somethings you know bragging about their taste in music. Strongbad said it better than I can.
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Strong Bad Email #203 - Independent
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Western devs will explore shitty dayjobs, but it's usually in a way that feels a bit jokey, like Desert Bus. "Isn't it wacky that you're doing this instead of fighting dragons?" Rockstar nails it, often subjecting you to tedious mopping minigames or letting you deliver pizzas.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need more haters in independent art scenes. Harsh, unconstructive criticism. Unchecked negativity.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Higgs is my favorite Kojima villain because he knows he's a Kojima character. He's actively cosplaying as Dracula and The Crow in his big return from the dead, challenging you to guitar duels and shit, wearing Japanese theater masks In the first game he stands out as uniquely theatrical in the cast
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I remember he always looked tired in behind-the-scenes images from MGS1 and 2. These were some of the most ambitious games ever made, developed by much smaller teams than you'd guess.
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those who came at first to laugh remained behind to laugh.
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Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Sucko Comics @thesuckoshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They should do a Street Fighter movie about the dude whose Lexus got fucked up.
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