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@lokified.bsky.social
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Photographer | podcast producer @crcpodcasts | embarrassing dad | writes the cursive you like | 🇨🇦➡️🇦🇺 | knows everyone, including you.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes I think I’m kind of smart, but then I hear that quadrillion is the next step up from “trillion” and specifically because “quad” means four, *only then* do I realise that it’s trillion because “tri” means three, and it’s billion because “bi” means two. I’m 44 years old.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have four hours to kill at the hotel before the car to the airport comes, what if I sent another bunch of postcards to the same people with slightly different wording and race the first bunch
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d offer you some solace, but only the smallest amount, some sort of quantum amount of it.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah, that’s like winning a very small personal lottery. If this happened to me, I’d tell that story every Christmas. I’d also add it to my campaign of “if a place makes both onion rings and fries, I should be able to get a few onion rings chucked in with my fries for like 50¢ extra”.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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SUGARCUBES BIRTHDAY
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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CRYSTALS HE’S A REBEL
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome to the party, pal / sorry about health insurance, etc.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Correct, though that one lady at the betting parlour who wipes the floor with Sol, Vinnie and Tyrone should call you.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve revisited Lock Stock recently to tell a friend about a particular scene, and it holds up a similar way with the same problems.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh 100%
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I should have had more faith in Kimiko’s booking skills! Waterbom was basically the Disneyland of Waterslides.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bring back these ones, we’d all be happier
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then it could be a globe-trotting adventure! Has anyone found an ancient map under their chairs?
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are going to a ridiculous waterpark here in Bali today. If we break our necks, drown, or contract some ridiculous infection, avenge our deaths by fighting fascism. Also someone feed the dog and cat and axolotl.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re in a movie! Act natural! You can be the snarky comic relief!
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“How flaccid is your bacon”
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Let me speak to the bacon concierge.”
A hotel buffet tray with “crispy pork bacon” and “soft pork bacon” available.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's gender
from Swan Boy's "Doncarlo Incognito 5" by Branson Reese
BRUNO TOMATO: Dee camera linger on da beautiful faces. Camera no is boy. No is girl.
PINNOCHIO VALENTI: "What is?"
BRUNO TOMATO: "Is horny!"
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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Supporter sketch request! This person asked me to draw my favorite droid from "Star Wars", and that would be the noble GNK power droid! I love you, gonk droid!!
A graphite sketch of a GNK power droid standing politely and saying "GONK" in a dialogue balloon.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Done and done. Happy birthday! Here’s Bo Lin.
This is Bo Lin, a one-eyed silver tabby cat with one eye.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Plus there’s that turn-based phone call via voice memo thing we invented.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So PAC/Neville is the first wrestler that has died since my kid has started watching wrestling that he’s known through matches he’s watched. That was… an experience seeing him find out. Hell, Takeover R-Evolution was one of the first PPVs he watched all the way through.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had this shirt for sale for longer than LLMs have been a Big Thing; but it's still a "fuck you" to them. www.teepublic.com/hoodie/23562...
teepublic.com
make bad art by chekhovsraygun
you have permission
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent the first half of the evening making a beef & Guinness stew and the second half of the evening scrubbing and boiling baking soda in the pot I made the stew in to get rid of the inch of burnt stuff at the bottom 😠
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was lucky enough to be a guest on Party of One way back when, and so I jumped at the chance to help know good fella @jeffstormer.gobirds.online celebrate 500 episodes. Well done, Jeff!!!
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, this is columbo no. 5 a little bit of me getting outta your hair a little bit of suspect standing there a little bit of facts about my wife a little bit of you killed him with that knife
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit, this is huge, amazing work!
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s right, here in Australia, they sell his DVDs at the damn post office, right next to the checkout. Nobody else has that kind of market saturation.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If reading books has taught me anything, I could put this in sock and defeat a sourcerer and things from the dungeon dimensions
My hand, holding a half brick 
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Love Never Dies” is such a bad show that Annie and Kit and Maq mention “the seven-minute sex dirge” in passing and I didn’t even bat an eye.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I checked the office and it seems he has the patents for those big chunky boots with the buckles AND the baggy pants with the many unnecessary loose straps everywhere.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IT’S GUSTAV TIME!! LOCK IN, CHAT
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But Annie… the Phantom… he’s just such a genius.
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Music Does Something @musicdoessomething.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off - S01E06 - WHODIDIT #ScottPilgrimTakesOff
ScottPilgrimTakesOff
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Martha’s Vineyard unavailable for comment
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A school friend got my kid this for his ninth birthday. It took me a whole day to build, after it sat on a shelf for two months. I wish to write a strongly worded letter to the purchaser.
An Asphalt Legends Corvette Stingray in technic Lego. An Asphalt Legends Corvette Stingray in technic Lego.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aw yeah, the tick ships!
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“What, you sneaking in the bathroom for a little pick-me-up? A bit of blow? Some of the old booger sugar? Some of that
A bottle of Japanese soda water titled NOSE MINERAL SODA
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kimiko has been doing lots of puzzles lately, and I presume as a direct result, I have received a (very nice, PeterJackson-movie-themed) puzzle as a Father’s Day gift. I sat down and worked on it from roughly 4pm to 10ish, and my back and neck and shoulders hurt a lots which I assume is the point?
The cover of a puzzle depicting a bunch of scenes from Peter Jackson movies as a drawn neighbourhood, like lord of the rings, the frighteners, etc.All of the pieces of said puzzle spread across my dining table as far as the eye can see before I started.
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Took everything I had not to place a “G” or an “ ‘ “ after that “N.” Proving that perhaps I too am mid-crisis.
White upper case letters are graffiti on a painted black city wall, amid a chaotic collection of stickers, reading “LEAVE ME ALONE I’M HAVIN A CRISIS.” In front of the wall are two potted green shrubs. Above the graffiti is an air conditioner which is where the stickers are amassed.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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SIOUXSIE INTO A SWAN
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have a new sign to tap when I need to tap the sign
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(I may have recently done the same thing for @palindrome.bsky.social, what’s the point of being unemployed if you can’t help your buddies)
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I gotcha, buddy.
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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hwhat
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