Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sometimes I think I’m kind of smart, but then I hear that quadrillion is the next step up from “trillion” and specifically because “quad” means four, *only then* do I realise that it’s trillion because “tri” means three, and it’s billion because “bi” means two. I’m 44 years old. 190
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We have four hours to kill at the hotel before the car to the airport comes, what if I sent another bunch of postcards to the same people with slightly different wording and race the first bunch 010
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’d offer you some solace, but only the smallest amount, some sort of quantum amount of it. 000
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hell yeah, that’s like winning a very small personal lottery. If this happened to me, I’d tell that story every Christmas. I’d also add it to my campaign of “if a place makes both onion rings and fries, I should be able to get a few onion rings chucked in with my fries for like 50¢ extra”. 210
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Welcome to the party, pal / sorry about health insurance, etc. 010
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Correct, though that one lady at the betting parlour who wipes the floor with Sol, Vinnie and Tyrone should call you. 110
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve revisited Lock Stock recently to tell a friend about a particular scene, and it holds up a similar way with the same problems. 020
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I should have had more faith in Kimiko’s booking skills! Waterbom was basically the Disneyland of Waterslides. 170
Reposted by LucasDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100202460
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Then it could be a globe-trotting adventure! Has anyone found an ancient map under their chairs? 100
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We are going to a ridiculous waterpark here in Bali today. If we break our necks, drown, or contract some ridiculous infection, avenge our deaths by fighting fascism. Also someone feed the dog and cat and axolotl. 070
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’re in a movie! Act natural! You can be the snarky comic relief! 120
Reposted by LucasJoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Supporter sketch request! This person asked me to draw my favorite droid from "Star Wars", and that would be the noble GNK power droid! I love you, gonk droid!! 04114
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Plus there’s that turn-based phone call via voice memo thing we invented. 020
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So PAC/Neville is the first wrestler that has died since my kid has started watching wrestling that he’s known through matches he’s watched. That was… an experience seeing him find out. Hell, Takeover R-Evolution was one of the first PPVs he watched all the way through. 1100
Reposted by LucasJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've had this shirt for sale for longer than LLMs have been a Big Thing; but it's still a "fuck you" to them. www.teepublic.com/hoodie/23562...teepublic.commake bad art by chekhovsraygunyou have permission 316065
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent the first half of the evening making a beef & Guinness stew and the second half of the evening scrubbing and boiling baking soda in the pot I made the stew in to get rid of the inch of burnt stuff at the bottom 😠 030
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was lucky enough to be a guest on Party of One way back when, and so I jumped at the chance to help know good fella @jeffstormer.gobirds.online celebrate 500 episodes. Well done, Jeff!!! 174
Reposted by LucasThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ladies and gentlemen, this is columbo no. 5 a little bit of me getting outta your hair a little bit of suspect standing there a little bit of facts about my wife a little bit of you killed him with that knife 1032884
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He’s right, here in Australia, they sell his DVDs at the damn post office, right next to the checkout. Nobody else has that kind of market saturation. 260
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If reading books has taught me anything, I could put this in sock and defeat a sourcerer and things from the dungeon dimensions 060
Reposted by Lucasg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149593449
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Love Never Dies” is such a bad show that Annie and Kit and Maq mention “the seven-minute sex dirge” in passing and I didn’t even bat an eye. 182
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I checked the office and it seems he has the patents for those big chunky boots with the buckles AND the baggy pants with the many unnecessary loose straps everywhere. 010
Reposted by LucasMusic Does Something @musicdoessomething.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Scott Pilgrim Takes Off - S01E06 - WHODIDIT #ScottPilgrimTakesOff 011
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A school friend got my kid this for his ninth birthday. It took me a whole day to build, after it sat on a shelf for two months. I wish to write a strongly worded letter to the purchaser. 0121
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“What, you sneaking in the bathroom for a little pick-me-up? A bit of blow? Some of the old booger sugar? Some of that 0113
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Kimiko has been doing lots of puzzles lately, and I presume as a direct result, I have received a (very nice, PeterJackson-movie-themed) puzzle as a Father’s Day gift. I sat down and worked on it from roughly 4pm to 10ish, and my back and neck and shoulders hurt a lots which I assume is the point? 040
Reposted by LucasBebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Took everything I had not to place a “G” or an “ ‘ “ after that “N.” Proving that perhaps I too am mid-crisis. 1337315
Reposted by LucasMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126123782
Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 03/09/2026(I may have recently done the same thing for @palindrome.bsky.social, what’s the point of being unemployed if you can’t help your buddies) 010