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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 13h
yknow how a lot of ye olde paintings of women look absurd, like the painter had never seen a tit in his life? it's bc the painter never looked at tits and his understanding of tits was "round thing on chest"
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 13h
it's pretty obvious when someone doesn't use references at all bc their stuff looks like ass
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BoschBot @boschbot.bsky.social · 14h
Haywain - Closed
Haywain - Closed
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hashem's children had their first day of school yesterday! he still needs help to buy their supplies, donations of any amount are greatly appreciated ❤️ if you are unable to donate, sharing the campaign helps as well! #helpsky #freepalestine #mutualaid #MAsky #helpfolkslive #palestine #gaza 🕊️ 🇵🇸
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Save the Hashem family from genocide in Gaza
Hello everyone, I've made this campaign on behalf of my friend Hashem and his family. Below is his story, thank you for thinking of them!
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
winter is fast approaching, and Hashem needs help to prepare his family's shelter for inclement weather. please donate & share the campaign if you are able, everything goes towards ensuring his family can remain safe & comfortable ❤️ #urgentaid #helpfolkslive #helpsky #MAsky #mutualaid #freepalestine
chuffed.org
Save the Hashem family from genocide in Gaza
Hello everyone, I've made this campaign on behalf of my friend Hashem and his family. Below is his story, thank you for thinking of them!
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my city put the big casino across from the big jail. the casino has outdoor speakers playing music, which yields some bewilderingly dystopian moments when walking that block
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pippin from the Lord of the Rings movie with a weird smile on his face speaking to Aragorn who is off screen. Text reads "We've had one, yes. What about second Fresca?"
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i love to accidentally break test tubes containing live biological samples
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i love that i need a car to get to my job but my job doesn't pay me enough to maintain having a car. i love that my job destroys my mental health but doesn't pay me enough to see a therapist. i love that customers who make quadruple what i do have the audacity to complain about prices to my face
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
love to throw away ten years of my life at a dead-end shit job. love that the state of the job market means i'll probably have to throw away another ten
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 30/11/2024
song i heard in a dream about an old game that would perform a virtual tarot reading and then effect you in real life
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MA! MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you had told me when I was a child that I would be struggling with hard things as adult I would assume it would be my campaign for senate or the marketing campaign I created has hit a snag in European markets I would not have thought the hard things in my adult life would like eating and cleaning
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 08/10/2026
put conventional logic to one side, and enjoy.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Findings affirm that Christian nationalism appeals to Americans with lower verbal intelligence,” the study’s abstract reads, “suggesting an underlying role of differential cognitive resources not reducible to educational disparities.” futurism.com/health-medic... via @joeonhere.bsky.social
futurism.com
You'll Never Guess Which Political Ideology People With Low Cognitive Ability Are Drawn Toward, According to New Research
A new study found a negative correlation between high cognitive vocabulary and belief in Christian nationalist principles.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every job is about navigating the whims of insecure losers & your performance comes down to how much of their strange bullshit you can put up with
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 06/10/2026
I love a good "mea culpa" as much as the next hairy bra-burning man-hating [insert euphemism for "dyke" here]. But we really need to stop treating the conservative woman as some kind of misbegotten curio and come to terms with the banality of conservatives who happen to be marginalized.
taliabhattwrites.substack.com
You Will Not Be The Exception
On finding the collective fascination with conservative women incredibly, maddeningly boring.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*seven years late to watching the lighthouse* wow it's crazy they asked samuel beckett to turn the willows into a buddy film
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 05/10/2026
Current* conditions near Two Rivers, WI:
Generally SE view located just south of the mouth where the Twin Rivers meet Lake Michigan in Two Rivers. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-04 20:06:02 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: exploretworivers.com // Current Temp in Two Rivers: 55 F | 13 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: W at 6 mph | 9 kph // Humidity: 65%
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
craziest thing to me about "youths reviving 00s fashion" is that so much of it is just as fugly as it was 20 years ago. low-rise pants? fugly. skinny jeans? fugly. t-shirts & tank tops w lacy hems? fugly. every purse from that era was a crime against humanity.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'd never held a wasp before and was very nervous but she was so chill. she eventually flew off to peruse the dumpster. i hope she found something tasty in there
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i scooped a yellowjacket out of a bucket of water she'd fallen into & figured she'd want to fly away asap, but after shaking the water off her wings she kept crawling around my hand, turning away from surfaces i coaxed her towards
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn't know it could be like this
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Mo Drammeh 🦇 @curmudgeondotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People argue that the interclass collaboration between working class and bourgeois men to excuse and downplay rape is proof of the irrelevance of the distinction, but I feel that mystifies the severity of the situation. Even as it is ultimately in the interest of the former to call out the latter...
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Mo Drammeh 🦇 @curmudgeondotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...they nevertheless collaborate with the bourgeois men across class lines in order to hold on to the impunity to abuse women freely. They want to shackle women *more* than they want to free themselves!
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think i heard the loud ufo that the people on art bell are talking about.
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tom Heidecker on cinema with the dootle dots, terrible cartoon characters he made up
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
winter is fast approaching, and Hashem needs help to prepare his family's shelter for inclement weather. please donate & share the campaign if you are able, everything goes towards ensuring his family can remain safe & comfortable ❤️ #urgentaid #helpfolkslive #helpsky #MAsky #mutualaid #freepalestine
chuffed.org
Save the Hashem family from genocide in Gaza
Hello everyone, I've made this campaign on behalf of my friend Hashem and his family. Below is his story, thank you for thinking of them!
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The psychologist that evaluated half of the men in the [Pelicot] trial told us that they feed on this collective energy of not just the excitement around the abuse, but also allowing themselves to normalize it."
wearethemeteor.com
The Women Who Exposed the "Rape Academy"
The Meteor spoke with Saskya Vandoorne, Niamh Kennedy, and Kara Fox, about how their extraordinary investigation came together.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i said all this, looked in the pantry, a can of water chestnuts and some cans of tuna. my greatest challenge yet.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favorite soup to make for myself is "pantry surprise", which is when you're down to whatever odds & ends are left in the pantry but still gotta eat. if you got a can of x, a can of y, some seasoning, and some cooking know-how, you can make a good soup!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'll never get back the parts of my life i lost to being a drunk, but i also did some hilarious shit during that time so the results are inconclusive
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
white & grey everything bc that's the cheapest color of paint but it looks so dirty so quickly you end up spending more on paint bc you're constantly painting over people's existence
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
leave it muted forever bc only god forgives
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
any time some dumb shit blows up i mute the most mundane words
screenshot of bluesky "add muted words and tags" page, where upon i am muting the current dumb shit
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Allowing the most powerful segment of society to opt out of public services inevitably makes public services worse. This is why the existence of private schools inevitably makes public schools worse. A simple fact that seems hard for many to admit. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/private-sc...
hamiltonnolan.com
Private Schools Are Bad for Society
The starting point for any honest discussion.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the desire to connect with nature leaving my body when skunk spray ruins the first pleasant night of the season
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All That Glitters II
Illustration of a full white moon pulling back the curtain of night, revealing bugs scurrying amongst the floor around an eyeball.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hashem's children had their first day of school yesterday! he still needs help to buy their supplies, donations of any amount are greatly appreciated ❤️ if you are unable to donate, sharing the campaign helps as well! #helpsky #freepalestine #mutualaid #MAsky #helpfolkslive #palestine #gaza 🕊️ 🇵🇸
chuffed.org
Save the Hashem family from genocide in Gaza
Hello everyone, I've made this campaign on behalf of my friend Hashem and his family. Below is his story, thank you for thinking of them!
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hashem's son has developed a toothache and he needs help to cover the cost of treatment. please donate if you are able, any amount is helpful! sharing the campaign is a big help as well! ❤️ 🕊️ 🇵🇸 #MAsky #mutualaid #urgentaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive #palestine #freepalestine #gaza
chuffed.org
Save the Hashem family from genocide in Gaza
Hello everyone, I've made this campaign on behalf of my friend Hashem and his family. Below is his story, thank you for thinking of them!
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
do the my little ponies go to heaven when they die
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dracula 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's harbor freight night in the club
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
let's go
cover of boy harsher's album "GET MEAN"; two faces meld together
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am extremely excited to announce that my first ever art book 'DEHISCENCE' is now up for preorder through The Mansion Press
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I may have shared this before somewhere, but here’s some katydid faces from Costa Rica, a land of many fine bugs
A collage of nine colorful katydid faces. Most have tall, rectangular heads large eyes of variable color, green, red, yellow, white, bright blue. Most have “staring” pseudopupils, a trick of the light and human facial recognition. On several, the three simple eyes are quite plainly seen, two between the antennae and one below those. Most are green, but some are brown and one has a bright blue face. Several are ornamented with a “forehead” horn or crown of spikes.
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pontifex @lobotomybarbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we can never let cattle ranching die bc cattle mutilation is the coolest thing aliens do
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Remedios Varo @remediosvaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The task botfrens.com/collections/69/content…
"The Task" by Remedios Varo portrays two ethereal figures weaving intricate strands of cosmic material within a pointed tower, embodying Varo's fascination with alchemy and transformation. The artwork, set against a backdrop of tall, otherworldly structures, evokes a dreamlike atmosphere characteristic of her signature surrealist style.
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