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hi I'm llassah

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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not ready to leave Facebook quite yet
A poster advertising a pegging event at a library
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oooooooh.
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
multishipping a character is a sign of my respect. i’m bestowing upon them the greatest honour i know: slut
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The number of period instruments I would have. Fucking viols, lutes, archlutes, theorbos, lyres, crwths, natural trumpets, triple harps, hardanger fiddles, hurdy gurdys... I would become cacophonous
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thomas gets taken to a black ops site
A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 04/04/2026
So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…
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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
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I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have "fairy blood" which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who's unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don't hve extra pointy ears and elves don't have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother's side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.
Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Jeleynai @jeleynai.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"I wish all companies insisting on AI a very bankruptcy"
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
An expert. He would set the wing and fit the bright steel pointed sock. The sod rolled over without breaking. At the headrig, with a single pluck of reins, the sweating team turned round and back into the land.
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Adam Chapman @adamchapman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A blast from my past - the Medieval Soldier database takes nearly 300,000 military service records from 1369-1453 and makes them available as a searchable database. An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️
theconversation.com
We built a database of 290,000 English medieval soldiers – here’s what it reveals
We created the database in order to challenge assumptions about the lack of professionalism of everyday soldiers.
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michelle⁷ @poisonivy47.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
my list of articles showing how AI is harmful is now 17 pages long! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Questioning AI Resource List
Excellent summary of major problems with companies’ focus on AI written by expert in machine learning: https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/ Another g...
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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wow! 😮🤩 There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓 itiner-e.org We might have to have a lie-down.
A map of part of Britiain and northern europe showing loads and loads of roman roads, picked out in red.
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Cattlin @zkywalker.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Honoring D'Angelo the best way, watching how sexy he was youtu.be/SxVNOnPyvIU?...
youtu.be
D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Gestures vaguely in Welsh at just about everything
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Grim grim grim grimmmmmm. Truly we live in STUPID times.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 17/09/2025
A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Sheep shagger 😭
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them. tomlehrersongs.com
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
No cheating, post the last picture of your pet
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
86 fucking years old.
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Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
if vanity fair is gonna do this then they must also greenlight an actual rom com for him to star in. its unfair, damn it.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie
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A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal.
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Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Oh Gideon, we're really in it now
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
NORWEGIAN CROTCH SCANDAL
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year!! Look at my sexy grandparents!!!
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llassah @llassah.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is all fine it's not like it should be a lane or anything...
Image of a lane with hedges either side, with water where the road should be
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