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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️

@llamswerdna.bsky.social
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He/Him | Zionist | Mets Fan | Swiftie | Hillary Clinton Stan | Broadway Enthusiast | Data Nerd | Grilled Cheese Connoisseur | #BringThemAllHome 🎗️ 28/30 MLB stadiums

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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone celebrating the anniversary of October 7 is pro-genocide. Anyone calling the deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust "resistance" or yelling "globalize the intifada" or parrotting Hamas talking points or referencing "Al-Aqsa Flood" or chanting "from the river to the sea" is PRO-Genocide.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uhh... @nytimes.com a 167% price increase? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mitch McConnell can get 75 days off as a US Senator, but women can’t get maternity leave. Welcome to America.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One thing no one is talking about: if we stay on permanent Daylight Saving Time, this year will only have 525,540 minutes. Won't anyone please think of the theatre kids?
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If Supreme Court justices had 18-year terms, Clarence Thomas would have retired in 2009 and been replaced by Obama. From 2007 to 2026, Democrats have controlled the presidency for 12 years and Republicans for 8. Yet they've split SCOTUS appointments in that time 3-3.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reminder number 2,423,596 that Hillary was (and often still is) right about damn near everything.
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STEMthebleeding @stemthebleeding.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Your timely reminder that in 2016 we were told that electing the woman who originally was targeted by Citizens United, campaigned on removing it and nominating justices who would do so - was told that it didn't matter by the same people whining about it today. Choices. Consequences.
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Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Held: Children born in the United States to parents unlawfully or temporarily present are 'subject to the jurisdiction' of the United States and are citizens at birth under the Fourteenth Amendment’s Citizenship Clause." Thank fuck.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If everyone posting to boycott Eurovision actually boycotts Eurovision, the rest of us will be booking our flights to Tel Aviv for Eurovision 2027.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Re: Zack Polanski
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Tim Kaine is a lot less milquetoast than I was led to believe when he was running for Vice President of the United States...
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Elder Millennials have lived through Challenger, Waco, Oklahoma City, the Atlanta Olympics bombing, Columbine, Rwanda, 9/11, Columbia, the Great Recession, Newtown, Pulse, Mother Emanuel, Parkland, Tree of Life, Uvalde, Covid, Trayvon Martin, George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, January 6, and October 7.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE EARTHSET PHOTO FROM ARTEMIS II. IM SPEECHLESS.
Earth appearing as a bright crescent behind the Moon’s surface
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"I'm an excellent driver. My dad taught me in Monaco." This is actually a great flex. I've driven in Monaco, and it is chaotic and difficult. #GH
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The hand-wringing on The Blacklist over, like, "does the good outweigh the bad" with Reddington is wild. Like is there bad? Sure. Has he helped avert 2-3 possible extinction-level events? Also yes. Hmm...which one outweighs the other?
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What do you mean there's no air fryer instructions to roast a shank one?
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I know we joke about "accountability" being the buzzword, but we also talk about "giving grace" a lot on this show. #SLoMW
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lifelong brewers fan @cmmcguire.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cruz walking to first base
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bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
Alt: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium. A man walks in, places his hat on a hook, then spins in a circle, grabs his hate and leaves
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
One trans woman out of 62,000 women athletes over 126 years of the modern Olympics, and no medals. This ban on trans woman isn't about fairness. It never was. It's about politics and pandering. It's about the IOC needing to get in good with the Trump admin.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The 7th was the first 1-2-3 inning against the Mets today, and only the 3rd scoreless inning.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Welcome to the show Carson Benge! #LGM
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Lindor on pace for 500+ walks this season. 🤣🤣🤣
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@ NBCSports, "slept walked"?
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get a wellness check to the national broadcast booth at Citi Field? NBC announcers STILL haven't recovered from the disappointing Skenes start 2 innings later. They sound like they're just going through the motions now.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Talk about a clutch ABS moment — Peralta's successful challenge saved the Metsies a run. I'm not sold on ABS, but it sure helped us there. #LGM
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I worry that the NBC booth is going to suffer longstanding psychological trauma over this Skenes outing
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The NBC broadcasters bending over backwards to make excuses for a bad inning by Skenes. Did these guys all make big DraftKings bets on the Pirates or something? #LGM
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Whitney: *leaves at the end of S1* Whitney: *spends all of S2 trying to get back into MomTok* Whitney: *gets voted back in* Whitney: *Ghosts everyone* Whitney: *return only because of DWTS* Jen: This does feel sort of transactional... Whitney: whaaaaat? #SLoMW
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Really happy for Howie Rose, who has had an incredible career. But also hoping that "retiring" doesn't include his MCing duties for on-field ceremonies. Because no one else holds a candle to him. #LGM
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's revisionist history to blame Sonny for Morgan's death. Ava tampered with Morgan's meds to get him and Kiki to break up. Olivia Jerome blew up the car Morgan was driving to target her brother Julian, not Sonny. There's plenty to blame Sonny for, but Morgan's death? Be real Joss. #GH
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Excuse me, is that Christian Vega on the latest episode of The Pitt? #OLTL
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
THAT PITCH WAS LOW
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Evan Lang @evanlang27.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What a truly awful way for the game to end. Two outs, a runner on third, a full count, and tension so palpable you could reach out and grab it. Called strike three to end the game on a pitch a foot below the zone. Shameful.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Losing the game on a missed call on Ball 4...wow.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Fuck Javier Bardem
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
How are they gonna give out 22 more Oscars before the DR v. USA game starts at 9 and we all change the channel?
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Venezuela is going to the WBC semifinals for the first time since 2009! Venezuela and the Dominican Republic have secured spots in the 2028 Olympics. What a week! What a day! What a tournament!
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Canada holds the tie break (lower run quotient) over Puerto Rico. So Puerto Rico is officially eliminated from 2028 Olympics baseball.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I am in favor of a team winning the WBC that appears to be enjoying it.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Canada hasn't technically been eliminated from the Olympics yet. If both Venezuela and Puerto Rico lose today, it will come down to the lowest run quotient in the Quarterfinals round only. If either wins and advances to the semifinals, Canada will be out of contention.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I saw my moment and I took it.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Spain has been announced as the final team in the Premier12 tournament. With that, 8 countries will compete for 4 spots in the P12.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mexico has been eliminated from the World Baseball Classic and from contention to appear in the LA28 Olympics. The state of the LA28 baseball tournament: 🇺🇸 US automatically qualifies as the host country 🇨🇦🇵🇷🇩🇴🇻🇪 Top 2 WBC finishers among DR, PR, CA, and VE will qualify by next Monday. 1/4
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This hotel TV doesn't have FS1 and it's not a smart TV, so we've got Venezuela/Dominican on my phone and Italy USA on my laptop. Tubi app is awful. Just so, so bad.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That episode of Big Bang Theory where Howard went to space and works it into every conversation is so real because I just spent a week at the World Baseball Classic and I can't imagine wanting to talk about anything else.
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong: now that Italy has scored 6 runs, the US has secured its spot in the Quarterfinals. If Italy wins, it's Italy in the 1 spot and US in the 2. If Mexico comes back to win, it'll be US in the 1 spot and Mexico in the 2 spot. #WBC
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Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️ @llamswerdna.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you really loved me, you'd buy the Puerto Rico Snoopy and Charlie Brown bobblehead and repaint their hats/jerseys to be Israel bobbleheads...
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