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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas

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The Wordle Bot appears to be running on a Windows 95 system.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I can't say the word "Shopify" without doing Fosse hands.

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

A sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Surprised they went with Hungarian accents.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

With all of the chaos out there, it's comforting to know that the Dems have their priorities straight.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

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Meh... I once went to Long John Silvers through a wormhole.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I refuse to attend the Met Gala until the theme is "Casual Friday."

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!

Text on Jeopardy! clue screen that reads "THIS WATER-ADJACENT CASINO IS KNOWN FOR ITS EMPLOYEE THEFT ALMOST AS MUCH AS ITS FERAL CATS"

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I really hope it wasn't a Roomba.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Dems should get rid of their donkey/jackass political symbol and adopt the honey badger moving forward.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Little known film fact: David Lean's "Lawrence of Arabia" was shot entirely on a soundstage in Burbank.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The Bills should also fire Chuck Schumer.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The Pitt should get a special award for putting out 2 seasons in under a year (in addition to being awesome.) #ThePitt

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/12/2023

Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

A hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros?! Whatever happened to warmhearted takeover bids?

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

David Byrne is the American Bowie.

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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder. "Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer. "That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Bot George

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

The universe may be 14 billion years old, but it could easily pass for 10 billion.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Italian family chooses cannolis over guns.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Hopefully they’re BBQ scented.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well: - Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster) - Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor) - Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.

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