Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yep. Having a governor or mayor with an actual spine would be nice. WHY IS IT SO HARD?! 131
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pro Tip: If you pack them with Cheerios, they'll be well-protected AND well-fed. 050
Reposted by Liz PullanoThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas 17877108
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bet they were fed gravel as well - lucky bastards. 040
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My kitties just see me as a big clumsy cat, with impeccable taste in music. 0132
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He ran Paramount, as well as a chain of restaurants. Was there anything the man couldn’t do? 010
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't think so, but I hear Chuck Schumer is considering a strongly-worded letter. 4180
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s always some idiot ruining good things for the rest of us. 121
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe he should go for Trump’s Ruth’s Chris Steak House 000
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Wordle Bot appears to be running on a Windows 95 system. 020
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We lose site of just how big BILLIONS and TRILLIONS are. Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years 3158
Reposted by Liz PullanoViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else 241969303
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Any LA dates planned in the future? Would love to see. 000
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Her Kingdom of Rain with The The deserves more love. 000
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’ll be wearing my whack slacks and swinging on the flippety-flop when I say it. 110
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I have the superhuman ability to always eat that one bad-tasting pistachio last. 070
Reposted by Liz PullanoThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you 271396428
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Good for you, Karen. Now answer me this… Do you know why Jeannie’s husband went to prison? No? ‘Cause of Jeannie, that’s why! 040
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I have so many questions. Why does it have an erect bone? Why a giant human ear?! Is it pooping out the cereal? Also, the stakes aren't high enough. 010
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I can't say the word "Shopify" without doing Fosse hands. 061
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Unless they also gave him a bionic spine, lifting anything heavy gonna cause some issues! 020
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Blondie puns? It doesn't get Debby Har--- crap that one doesn't work either. 140
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026That someone would have been me. Thank you for your service. 020
Reposted by Liz PullanoOctopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026A sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht 37111
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026We are historically closer to the birth of weed than the time of the wooly mammoths. Let that sink in. 010
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026With all of the chaos out there, it's comforting to know that the Dems have their priorities straight. 040
Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Kristi Noem’s hubby would pay top dollar to watch that. 020