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Liz Pullano

@lizzyppp.bsky.social
903 followers 607 following 300 posts

WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot. Oh, and podcast producer too. And let’s not forget unscripted.

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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep. Having a governor or mayor with an actual spine would be nice. WHY IS IT SO HARD?!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pro Tip: If you pack them with Cheerios, they'll be well-protected AND well-fed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet they were fed gravel as well - lucky bastards.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Norm voice: The more I learn about this fella…
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My kitties just see me as a big clumsy cat, with impeccable taste in music.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He ran Paramount, as well as a chain of restaurants. Was there anything the man couldn’t do?
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I chortled out loud in line for coffee.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bon Iver-mectin
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't think so, but I hear Chuck Schumer is considering a strongly-worded letter.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait 'til you try Robert Mitchum's lime jello.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s always some idiot ruining good things for the rest of us.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe he should go for Trump’s Ruth’s Chris Steak House
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tony Soprano watching the Bills game?
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Glad that someone finally had the balls to say it.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Where were you 10 years ago Senate Boy?
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Wordle Bot appears to be running on a Windows 95 system.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We lose site of just how big BILLIONS and TRILLIONS are. Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any LA dates planned in the future? Would love to see.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Men waste no time!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Take my money now!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s the only way to make sure.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Her Kingdom of Rain with The The deserves more love.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’ll be wearing my whack slacks and swinging on the flippety-flop when I say it.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m more worried about implosive diarrhea.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have the superhuman ability to always eat that one bad-tasting pistachio last.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Challenge accepted!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Good for you, Karen. Now answer me this… Do you know why Jeannie’s husband went to prison? No? ‘Cause of Jeannie, that’s why!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I have so many questions. Why does it have an erect bone? Why a giant human ear?! Is it pooping out the cereal? Also, the stakes aren't high enough.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I can't say the word "Shopify" without doing Fosse hands.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Unless they also gave him a bionic spine, lifting anything heavy gonna cause some issues!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Blondie puns? It doesn't get Debby Har--- crap that one doesn't work either.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Catchy!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is giving me Forrest Gump and Bubba vibes!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Antifetch?
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'll need to find a proper hat!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Italian here... there may be another explanation.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That someone would have been me. Thank you for your service.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wait, hold on!
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another great/enlightening interview!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The circle of life continues...
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Surprised they went with Hungarian accents.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We are historically closer to the birth of weed than the time of the wooly mammoths. Let that sink in.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
With all of the chaos out there, it's comforting to know that the Dems have their priorities straight.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Kristi Noem’s hubby would pay top dollar to watch that.
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