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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 12h

There is no better ball than the kind you could buy from a cage in the grocery store.

lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"This song went from sweet-but-misguided to genuinely villainous in one stanza and I am shaken to my core" Delighted to have a new piece up at @frazzledhumor.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/an-...

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An Entomologist Reacts to the Baby Bumblebee Song

“I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee”

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Parenthood really does open your heart to a whole new kind of love. (Being willing to share my last Wawa soft pretzel)

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

New type of hangover just dropped: Standing Too Long!

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Wow it feels right on brand for the steady immoralification of this country that drunk driving would make a comeback 😡😡😡😡😡😡

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I did! Everyone says congrats on your masters degree, cute baby, and hot younger husband

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Heading to the 25th reunion at my all-girls high school. Excited to see which autoimmune disease everyone was assigned.

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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

First things first - bumblebees don’t really have babies. The closest thing to what you probably mean is a larva, and they are neither fuzzy nor affectionate. medium.com/frazzled/an-...

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An Entomologist Reacts to the Baby Bumblebee Song

“I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee”

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All of the diners I used to go to at 1am are either gone or close at like, 8pm.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This brought to you by walking past a loose, low hanging (power?) (trolley?) (cable?) wire and my brain going "we should grab it"

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is it an intrusive thought or am I just fucking stupid?

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had to be taken out of the theater because I was screaming. I didn't see the rest of the movie until I was 22.

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Dip Scene

Alt: Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Dip Scene

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*possibly apocryphal. Several people recall hearing her say it at a lecture but there is no recording of it or written version directly from her.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There's an apocryphal quote by Margaret Meade: a sign of civilization is fossil evidence of a person w\ a healed femur break bc it meant people had protected & nurtured a vulnerable member beyond any self-interest. Backpack is thus named bc his mom carried him on her back when he injured his leg.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm having a lot of feelings about 89 Backpack #fatbearweek

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today is a "gentle yoga for seniors, with modifications" kind of day.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Honestly I need Fat Bear Month, a week is not enough in These Times

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I cannot believe we have to deal with both door to door salesman and AI slop in the same era. It's like learning Herbert Hoover and Keanu Reeves were alive at the same time.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't want men to protect me. I want them to stop protecting each other.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah I am shook by the idea of a novice bagpiper in my earshot

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I almost wrote that! Drums also don't vary that much in pitch. They're just LOUD and that is pretty easy to mitigate one way or another

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also before anyone lectures me, we can acknowledge and even celebrate the fact that you have to suck at new things before you get decent and then good, while also acknowledging that hearing a flat and stilted Twinkle Twinkle for the 18th time is ...rough

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Poll: What instrument would be the most difficult to be around a brand new student learning it?

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think we should be grateful for as much Zendaya as she wishes to give

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026

"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6f

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Respectfully, the boobs are BOOBING

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Catholic Boomers: please lord, take me home. I am ready. End my suffering. Take me to heaven, I am weary of this world. Also Catholic Boomers: Goes in for a third pacemaker replacement.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He's an excellent "wind beneath my wings" guy but...

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I would like to know your thoughts on Mr. Aron

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran wishes he had the moral constitution of a hobbit

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So don’t forget doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever done right things

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wile E. Coyote trying to catch some Pitt students with a bottle of antibiotics under a box, propped up by a stick.

A cardboard sign with black marker writing taped to a pole. It says "Free Clinic" and looks very suspicious

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He probably thinks I'm reacting for effect, but no, I am genuinely startled every time my son pops up with a screech from the place I saw him hide 13 seconds ago.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I miss when journalism wasn't just reprinting the press release talking points verbatim. I know I'm preaching to the choir, but he is obviously lying.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What kind of journalism doesn't point out, IN THE HEADLNE, that he is lying because he has neither the power nor the financial reserve to do that?

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My first thought was How to Marry a Millionaire but it has Oscar noms!

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sometimes I am the most tired on days I got a full night's sleep, like the jig is up and my body realizes it's always supposed to be like that.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

To honor Dolly, Keanu Reeves should finally release the photos of him wearing her iconic Playboy Bunny outfit (which his mom designed). We need that smile.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They should make dental chews for toddlers, not just dogs.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My son, when I tell him no, slightly louder than I usually talk:

Timothy Chalamet, playing Paul Atreides in Dune, saying "how dare you use the voice on me?"

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