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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, the man described as, "a large, square Welshman" did not win the Darts Grand Prix. However the winner did have a still-healing forehead wound that looks like he headbutted someone in a bar fight, so I'll take that.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@princesmweekes.bsky.social Just caught your Bell Riots video on Nebula, and I must say: calling Stephen Miller "likely the most Cardassian person on Earth" is inspired. Never has a truer thing been said. Put that motherfucker in a Gul's uniform and slap a spoon on his forehead.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After two weeks of watching ESPN for work, I have seen FOUR distinct Kalshi commercials, only one of which actually says what it is.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Texas wearing baby blue against the Jays is anti-Canada hate.
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Scott @smadin.net · 20/09/2026
it would be pretty easy to dunk on this, and lord knows Ed Sheeran is eminently dunkable in general, but I agree with @emilylhauser.bsky.social: him making this statement was (one of) the desired outcome(s). it's good that he did this, it shows the pressure worked.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They did it. Those crazy bastards actually did it.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shivam is, as he often is, correct. I am absolutely not "handing it to" Sheeran, but I don't believe he's a staunch, committed Zionist. He is a coward, willing to toss away friendships rather than take a moral stance and risk losing financial success.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Judean collaborators in the 6th century BCE:
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone in need of a Lego orc sword? Or twenty?
A photo of 20 Lego swords - straight and flat with a curved tip - arranged in 2 rows of 10.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I didn't know I needed a Norteño cover of Killing In The Name with whammy accordion, but here we are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2pT...
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Killing In the Name - EZ Band (Rage Against The Machine Cover)
YouTube video by EZ BAND
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish Dickens was alive so he could personally know the joy of kicking Johnny Depp and Ti West square in the nuts.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"maybe Scrooge was right" Scrooge wasn't real! He was invented specifically for the purpose of being wrong!
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think I'm finally done with the reskins for my Agatha Fisty deck: moxfield.com/decks/CKias5... @graham.loadingreadyrun.com @atomicmarshmallow.bsky.social
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay, I was impressed that @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com got to play with GG Morley, and now I learn @graham.loadingreadyrun.com got to play with Mercer and Beardsley?! Amazing.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bad week to be a widely beloved 80-year-old 😭
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Technically, "Mark Carney" is an oxymoron
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Trump-endorsed IndyCar race on the DC streets into a great unintentional advertisement for the effectiveness of raised crosswalks as a traffic calming measure
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Back home from #CommandFest Toronto! @spikefeeders.com @zaraalfonso.bsky.social @lightpusher.bsky.social @kimsokol.bsky.social
Photos of various token cards and signed magic the gathering cards, along with six dice with the Spike Feeders logo on them.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@juliemuncy23

every x-men movie:

wolverine: gonna fight magneto

everyone: dude your bones are literally made of metal

wolverine: gonna fuck him up

-later-

wolverine: AHH MY BONES
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nice to say hi to @spikefeeders.com again. Also since I'm here on day 1 I managed to snag a WUBRGC dice set! #MTG #CommandFestToronto #CFTO
A photo of the card Spike Feeder signed by the four members of the Spike Feeders that attended Commandfest Toronto 2026.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my god… an artist on tumblr made a fancomic about an adult trans woman Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes… who still talks to Hobbes…and it’s in the style of Watterson’s art… revolutionary… mind blowing… perfection…
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
While The Hobbit was undoubtedly written with a child audience in mind and anyone claiming otherwise is either an idiot or a grifter, I would be remiss in not quoting the irreplaceable Mitch Hedberg, "Any book is a children's book... if the kid can read."
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tom Savini is a fucking legend. And he lost everything. His home. His beloved pets. His life's work - work that served as the foundation of the horror we hold most dear. There isn't the character count to list his legacy here. If you can, please consider donating. www.gofundme.com/f/support-to...
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Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Looks like @countbinface.bsky.social will finally get his £500 deposit back.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Matty @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay here is my problem with this kind of design. It means nothing on its own. It only has ludo-narrative value as a reference to something else. It is empty in and of itself. It forgoes its own story in exchange for a weak icon or index of another story that cannot stand up on its own.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Remember when Ken Jennings had a podcast with Bean Dad?
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's about time, Babybel.
a photo of a waxed Babybel cheese, sitting in its open paper wrapper
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I had a suspicion that at least some of these new legends were designed based on old unused art WotC had lying around. Thanks for confirming!
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Give Bugs the puppets, Warners! The Ellisons don't deserve them. Also a camera and like, a $million budget.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's always the guy you most suspect.
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Tiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m...
Quote from a paragraph in the attached article.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It was a good day.
A screenshot from Pokemon GO featuring a shiny Mega Mewtwo Y
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com Have you seen @neilcic.com's new video yet? It definitely hits in a "sbubby" vibe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGWx...
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Guide to Horror
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Beating "12" for the top Google result for"4x3" is possibly the greatest achievement of my life.
Google search "4x3" shows hankgreen.com above the calculator!
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
His children's love and respect.
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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
every canadian seeing the post below:
monkey puppet eye shift meme
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it) Taken on my shitty 2011 phone camera in Port Dover after a particularly bad day at work.
A photo of a sunset over Lake Erie. There is a strip of land in the background, and some birds on the water. It is terrible quality, as it was taken on a shitty 2011 phone camera.
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krory.bsky.social @krory.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Must second this. I recently had someone tell me I was wrong for preferring 'Rey Nobody' in Star Wars because "It didn't add anything to the story." It added plenty to the story. It added nothing to the Lore, and an increasing number of people can't tell the difference. Media illiteracy is a disease
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao
/Reddit community “shittymoviedetails” by user “69chevy_396. The title: “In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic.” Included is a picture of Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda).
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/05/2026
reddit post in r/shittymoviedetails by u/69chevy_396: "In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic."
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Only took two days and multiple page refreshes, but got 'er done.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
For 2/2 Twosday, I present, my blorbo:
An image of the Magic: the Gathering card Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder from the set Time Spiral.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The fuck it is.
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LithelyUnshod @lithelyunshod.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Gimme the shōjo cola.
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