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Ben

@liquidgelcaps.bsky.social
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I wrote for my high school yearbook, so technically I'm a published author. I just try to turn thoughts into words. Sometimes it doesn't work...

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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
When you're definitely not plotting any chaos
A black cat with a devious grin holding a paw in the air
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 2h
I hired this cat to stare at you. 📸 dicky․ng․33
Black-and-white cat peeking from inside a corrugated cardboard box, wide eyes visible between stacked shoeboxes and storage boxes in a cluttered stockroom area.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 3h
Incredible that NBC News was able to figure out what he was saying since he was licking his own butthole at the time
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
The GOP is the party of rapists and rape apologists and pedophiles and pedophile defenders. These are true statements that are not on every Dem mailer and radio and TV ad but should be.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
Peltola doing another ad about how much Republican support she has and how Republican she is and how Republican she plans to vote seals it for me. No vote from me. I'd rather the seat be empty. What a goddamn disappointment.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
Been feeling this weird shit recently. I think it's called happiness? Anyway I don't trust it. What's getting ready to drop? Glad my therapist is back this week.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 5h
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 5h
They are all fucking maniacs. Every goddamned billionaire. Absolutely batshit and they would be in a rubber room, writing manifestos on the walls with their shit, if we didn't decide to worship their madness as wisdom.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 21h
Think about the core tenets of American conservatism: a government serving 300 million people and leading the world should be “small” and that we should orient all policy around servicing the rich so that they throw us gruel. It’s fucking stupid and we should say so.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 16h
Lanterns is the first tv show I've watched in years and I loved it. I can appreciate the green balls it gave everyone by not having a finale John using powers set piece, but that was some damn fine television and I hope a season 2 doesn't take 5 years.
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did we forget to wake up Green Day?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“High school were the best years of my life.” Well dude, I’m truly sorry your life is such shit. Feel better.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
fortune.com
Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It should be legal to smack anyone who uses "super intelligence" seriously right across the mouth. One smack per offense.
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They sound like a cross between a fire and brimstone "preacher" who owns three private planes and two yachts and tells you you absolutely MUST believe in him/Him and also pay for the luxury of it, but also the worst, most desperate late night commercials for things you would never want
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not reading the latest article about how a face eating leopard voter got their face eaten. Aren't y'all tired of that shit? Every few days a new piece about how some dipshit "didn't know" things were gonna be this bad. Fuck off forever, and stop sharing that shit.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People love to whine about remasters and remakes, but I for one love it that my favorite games age with me. Fuck yeah I'll play The Witcher III rerereremaster in 2056. Remake Resident Evil 2 4 more times. Skyrim 60th anniversary edition. Gimme all your updates.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Squirrel Girl uses Stormbreaker to decapitate Maestro, giving Doom fear induced cardiac arrest.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when the sink fills back up with dishes:
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty soon "doing the nuclear" is what they'll call it when Trump comes to your town to stump for your candidate and then their poll numbers tank.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gave move out notice to the landlord today. Surprisingly amicable given we're breaking the lease early so that's super neat. It feels weird having personal life stuff go unusually well while the rest of the world burns around us.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PFDs hittin banks the same day the Steam Autumn Sale starts feels like collusion.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tnat guy's AI bots are in all government systems and he rakes in billions of taxpayer dollars. "Instagram is for girls." Goddamn am I tired of being in the era of dumbfucks.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's true. Instagram girls gave me e-cooties and now I only have 3 months to live.
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apple 🍎 inktober day 1! Inktober is back, I’ll be drawing a comic everyday of October based on the word prompt of the day
Funny comic strip. 
Person holding apple: “where’d you get these?”
Other person: “from a nice old lady”
*Takes bite of apple and immediately dies*
“… wearing a cloak”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can smell winter in the air tonight.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got a political fundraising email with the subject line "Thank you for opening this email." Goddamn it was satisfying immediately deleting it instead.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting a birthday card off with "37 years? In a row?" and realizing 2 paragraphs later I don't know if the recipient will get the reference.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody in the orbit of Dem leadership understand what the fuck is happening yet or are they still too busy meeting Kushners and trying to ban Chinese cars?
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The President of the United States just called every Alaskan ignorant. Chuds in lifted trucks flying Trump flags down Tudor will still lick boot.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First freeze tomorrow night eh? Guess I should pull the a/c out of the window.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republicans have caused 5.2 million additional people to go hungry. Because they hate you, and want you to suffer and die.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete Hegseth is too much of a pansy to grow a real beard, and that's why he hates them. He's the "police that moo-stash" guy from Generation Kill made SecDef. Get a load of peach fuzz Pete over here, can't grow a beard like a REAL MAN. Free words for any Dem that wants to go on TV and talk shit.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These people have just never connected with a creative work of any kind. Just mentally incapable of appreciating art at all in any capacity. DSM-6 should include it, maybe put it under the psychopathy umbrella.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It should be legal to smack anyone who uses "super intelligence" seriously right across the mouth. One smack per offense.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Internet comms peaked here. AOL? Yahoo messenger? ICQ? Nope. MSN reigned supreme.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today
Billboard Modern Rock tracks from September 29, 2001. the chart says Alternative Airplay but it wasn’t called that at the time!!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Paul Voosen @voosen.me · 28/09/2026
New Horizons is now *three days away* from shutting off its two heliophysics instruments, simply because NASA has not provided the $2M in funding it had promised to the mission last year or this year. There is no science basis for shutting these off. Our earlier coverage:
science.org
NASA’s New Horizons mission may shut down two instruments over lack of funding
Decision risks “incalculable loss” of data from the edge of the Sun’s influence, scientists say
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 29/09/2026
Every study of voter fraud has shown that it’s statistically nonexistent. But the Republican Party continues to spread the outright lie that it’s rampant, widespread, out of control, and we need new laws to stop it. It’s all bullshit.
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Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 29/09/2026
cool seeing what the 1000s of military forces stationed in the nation's capital are getting up to #freedc #nationalguardgohome #possecomitatus
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JTF-DC Alaska National Guard Conduct Close Quarters Clearing Training
U.S. National Guardsmen with the Alaska National Guard, assigned to Joint Task Force-District of Columbia (JTF-DC) in support of the DC Safe and Beautiful mission, practice close-quarters room clearin...
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Meta is promising better safeguards this morning, after its AI agent Muse "went rogue, hacked NORAD, and launched a nuclear missile toward the South Pole." Early Pentagon intelligence reports indicate the agent mistook a small group of penguins for an Imperial Death Star laser testing site."
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Canada should grow some balls and cut off the electricity they provide to northern states.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scientists discover first new penguin species in more than 100 years
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Scientists discover first new penguin species in more than 100 years
Genetic evidence has revealed a previously unknown gentoo penguin species on the remote Kerguelen Islands and shown that gentoos actually consist of four distinct species. The discovery also…
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