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@liquidgelcaps.bsky.social
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I wrote for my high school yearbook, so technically I'm a published author. I just try to turn thoughts into words. Sometimes it doesn't work...

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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 1h
Your stove is from 1964 and only 2 burners still work, but obviously the errant leaves take budget priority here. We move in about 2 weeks and each day is gonna draaaaag.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
Leaf blowers going at it again today. Still rainy. Still wasting money on perceived problems instead of fixing real ones. Won't address the stairwell death smell (+2 months, someone spilled something, gonna require subfloor replacement) but goddammit we're gonna try to blow some wet leaves.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
Space Nutella was only 6 months ago yet it feels like 6 years
A jar of Nutella floats past an unaware astronaut in Artemis II
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
It's not some special midterm calculation it's just default Republican behavior.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
His last hand? Are you high? Punishing the poor is a core Republican tenant for decades now.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 2h
Stupid Skynet is here
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
It would be pretty weird to see the President of the United States riffing about Iran on another planet... Hello, SpaceX? I have an idea...
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
When you select every option at the character creation screen
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
"Fuck politics! Alright this is "Ride the Lightning", a song about how fucked up the death penalty is!"
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
Hetfield's been a piece of shit forever, he just doesn't have the balls to admit he's pro fascism so he hides behind "gee stop making evwything politicaaaaal" like a lot of cowards tend to do. Thrash is political as fuck lol, it's so pathetic to hear aging pioneers change their tune as they decay.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
static.klipy.com
Bloodsport: OK USA! Thumbs Up
Alt: The guy that checks out Frank Dux in Bloodsport and says "Ok USA!"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3h
Oh look, an American has arrived
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
Relatedly, you can make fun of the new Press Secretary's glaring incompetence without resorting to misogynistic garbage like "bullshit Barbie" I have seen posted by some annoyingly highly followed accounts. It's pretty easy. She's clearly quite dumb and that has zero to do with her gender.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 3h
The rest of you dudes noticing it's only the women that get fired from this regime?
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 4h
Oh no, a fart trail, gaming's greatest sin...
Screenshot from The Witcher III in which Geralt is tracking someone via a scent trail, the thing dozens upon dozens of obnoxious assholes whined about after playing Wolverine for 5 minutes.
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 20h
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 19h
She was lookin for treble
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 19h
They hate women so much they're openly beating them at their Nazi rallies now. Any outlet that describes it as anything else sucks the hairiest of assholes.
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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out if you get good grades and can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart
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"Radical" Russ Belville @radicalruss.com · 20h
Internet, do your thing. Find Bald MAGA Guy.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20h
Mommmmm I'm borrrrrrrred. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a white woman in smart blazer and matching skirt, reading in an armchair by a fireplace. A shorthaired white cat is lying on the floor in front of the unlit fireplace, sprawled out looking bored.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 19h
Took em 6 years to sell one in the color it should always have been.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 20h
Pre-rolled sushi
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well fuck. 34.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Corpo-speak (which has invaded all life aspects now) is so fuckin rage inducing.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Jeffries is an agent of the regime and should resign immediately.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you're coming into my mentions to defend Hakeem Jeffries weak shit today, just save us both the trouble and block me first.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh well with vague statements like that how can you not trust they'll follow through with it. Except, oh, the last 12 years of history.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pumpkin spice Vichy Democrats
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Raises serious questions" oh my fucking god this guy
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It might even raise some troubling questions.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hakeem jeffries should be in front of a microphone blasting the regime for unleashing its security forces on a member of congress under his leadership.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I very much want to see Democratic leaders demanding the same thing.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Comforting my earholes this morning with Sinergy. Some of the greatest guitar playing ever recorded across the 3 records they made.
m.youtube.com
I Spit on Your Grave
YouTube video by Sinergy - Topic
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That they're not all over TV right now demanding resignations after filing Trump impeachment articles should tell you all you need to know about Dem leadership's ability and will to fight these goddamn Nazi assholes.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pls clarify this perfectly clear 12 word sentence that I refuse to comprehend because my grift depends on it, I am a serious journalist.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OP vanilla vanilla damn
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Haven't seen tons of complaints this year; have we acheived pumpkin spice acceptance?
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*checks out his ass in the mirror* Source lookin good 👍
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Site. Cite. Can't type for shit on a phone.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"But you need natural light to" Nah. You don't. You made that up. If I want natural light I'll go the fuck outside.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reading about painting walls black and the negatives people site are positives for us. "Ew do you want to live in a cave? Do you hate light?" Yeah actually. That's why I'm reading about painting walls black. Also we have electricity and lightbulbs that can dance through all the colors nowadays.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/10/2026
all these single incel parameciums worshiping Clippy
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bluesky hasn't let me post from desktop Firefox in several days now. I can't type for shit on a phone. Great website we have here.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just can't with this entitled nothing could possibly ever be my fault attitude tons of people possess. I failed to operate my vehicle safely; here's why that's some kid's fault. 🙄
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So many commenters blaming the child in this scenario. It's incredible. So many negligent assassins in this fuckin town.
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
True Blood (2008)
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Always Sunny Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Alt: Always Sunny scene where a cop tells the gang "Dude hangs dong."
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I eat a lot of no bake cookies for someone who is baked all the time
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Ben @liquidgelcaps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah it's tough to answer questions when you've got a boot in your mouth.
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