Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17hI was skeptical going into Eagles game today, but turns out all we needed was a lot of injuries 🤔 030
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Hero" by Nickleback is the spiritual cousin to "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal, in this essay I will - 010
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've gotten so many Dracula things show up today on TV and social media so I should probably listen to the audio book. Better not awaken anything in me 010
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This song being great is eclipsed by the performance of Stevie staring and singing a song that is about Lindsey at Lindsey youtu.be/eDwi-8n054s?...youtu.beFleetwood Mac - Silver Springs (Live) (Official Video) [HD]YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac 042
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How do I explain to an offline person that I was able to identify music as Trey Songz because I've seen roblox videos someone made of him? And he blocked her too 😂 130
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good morning, Judrith says "make the money, don't let it make you" 030
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the book I keep saying I will write whenever I start a new project:static.klipy.comMan Laughing While Eating Leaf (BTS Jimin Meme)ALT: Man Laughing While Eating Leaf (BTS Jimin Meme) 040
Reposted by Liquebortlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend 4260458
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026These alternate uniforms the Bills are wearing remind me of the putties from Power Rangers (derogatory) 110
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's been so long since I watched A Different World and totally forgot Marisa Tomei was in it! 230
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I went to Sephora inside Kohls today and the associate was confused about what I was asking (hair color), wasn't sure if they had it, and didn't try to find out. Brick and mortar stores know they are competing with online, right? 100
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm sorry that my Mars in Capricorn will not let you just complain about the same thing to me a million times. I'm giving you ways to fix it the first time and then I'm checking outstatic.klipy.comGus Fring Says 'Do It' with a SmileALT: Gus Fring Says 'Do It' with a Smile 120
Reposted by LiquebortRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole. 0112
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This has probably been done before but this is what it feels like when you go to a website and immediately get pop-ups to put in your email for discounts and newsletters 000
Reposted by LiquebortHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe instead of all these thinkpieces about how to cut corners we tax the fuck out of the 1%. 14750081085
Reposted by Liquebortara @arakubrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026haven't been here in a while and i unfortunately have to come back here to ask for help once again. i recently lost my last job and i'm struggling with bills and groceries. i'm desperate and any help will do. paypal.me/friedgoldarapaypal.mePay Aracely de Jesús Morin using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/friedgoldara and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 012
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I started a slow burn romance audio book but they got this male actor doing female voices and I get it. I get why everyone complains about it, just standing listening to it like this 020
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 16/09/202690's R&B was for the yearners. I feel like a lot of current music doesn't have this because there is not much bass in it. Just treble and super polished beats. 110
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What voodoo did they do to get Mahomes this back after that ACL 000
Reposted by LiquebortNoah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Any time Eagles fans are impugned as a group, the individual casting aspersions should recognize that they are actually insulting international icon and hero, Malala Yousafzai. 927648
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First game of the season for us! Go Birds. Go Bills 💚💙 @jelliott.bsky.social 0131
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me when Wawa or Sheetz is out of soft pretzelstatic.klipy.comTook That PersonallyALT: Took That Personally 010
Reposted by LiquebortRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hey, pretty boy. Hey, over here. 031
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was not ready for this can of rosé to be 12%. Genuinely had to stop and do a can check for a reason it tasted strong as hell 110
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm watching Save The Last Dance and all these years later I still want to fight the dude saying "we're the 2k generation". Shut UP 010
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Got this screenshot from my living room dancing videos I've been making. Come on, passé!! 120
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 07/09/20265 years!!! The best time always with you @jelliott.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comAzealia Banks Shouting with MegaphoneALT: Azealia Banks Shouting with Megaphone 260
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It is really wild realizing how old I am. I remembering selling this new energy drink called "red bull" on college campuses for a bit in 2005!!static.klipy.comHide The Pain Harold HaroldALT: Hide The Pain Harold Harold 010
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Don't ask me if I've ever heard of a jagerbomb. I was there when the ancient drink was forged. It hit college students like crack in the 80s 000
Reposted by LiquebortWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/09/2026I am to wait, though waiting so be hell 125037
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026No one will ghost you more than a therapist. It's actually wild how normal this is now. And I'm speaking as a former therapist 000
Reposted by LiquebortCharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 02/09/2026It doesn't pacify the right, nothing will pacify the right, and nobody actually gives a shit about a non-issue. If you don't have the balls to stand up and say, "Hey these pedophile fascists are bitching about the WNBA despite there being no trans women in it, it's a scam" you're a loser. 29117
Reposted by LiquebortCharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 02/09/2026Here's the thing about trans people in sports: Regardless of how it polls, the science and truth just isn't on your side. Hormones matter, bodies matter, and banning trans women because of vibes is a terrible idea. 224433
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All my mind thinks when this yoga teacher keeps telling me to "Crack your eyes open" 220
Reposted by LiquebortJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird 353221434
Reposted by LiquebortBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me on stage like this, crowd hooting, as I announce something revolutionary: "10 am burrito" 30122862
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Another funny thing about that fake NFL player is that his Instagram only had like 9,000 followers. If you're signing deals you're at like 500k minimum!! The local dance school here in Ohio has more than that 😂 020
Reposted by LiquebortJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/08/202626 women fell for this scam. Open the schools 2023923
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Watching a K-Drama they let you know immediately who the male Iove interest is and it's never the nerd with the fuckass bob 010
Reposted by Liquebortcal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 27/08/2026pasta mostly begs the question, what is the non-pasta part of the menu 111
Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ohio, I'm not even mad, this is just funny. And straight to the point! 110