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Liquebort

@liquebot.bsky.social
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Astrology writer. Musician/pianist. Internet poisoned. Shit poster with a heart of gold. Bee Movie super fan. Coastal Grandma. linktr.ee/AngeliqueNicole

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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 11h
Srianni is cooking this team to SHREDS
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17h
Your friend and mine, Tyler Bass
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17h
I was skeptical going into Eagles game today, but turns out all we needed was a lot of injuries 🤔
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hero" by Nickleback is the spiritual cousin to "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal, in this essay I will -
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've gotten so many Dracula things show up today on TV and social media so I should probably listen to the audio book. Better not awaken anything in me
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This song being great is eclipsed by the performance of Stevie staring and singing a song that is about Lindsey at Lindsey youtu.be/eDwi-8n054s?...
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Fleetwood Mac - Silver Springs (Live) (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do I explain to an offline person that I was able to identify music as Trey Songz because I've seen roblox videos someone made of him? And he blocked her too 😂
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning, Judrith says "make the money, don't let it make you"
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Touchdown from The fucking Bears???
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the book I keep saying I will write whenever I start a new project:
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Man Laughing While Eating Leaf (BTS Jimin Meme)
ALT: Man Laughing While Eating Leaf (BTS Jimin Meme)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These alternate uniforms the Bills are wearing remind me of the putties from Power Rangers (derogatory)
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's been so long since I watched A Different World and totally forgot Marisa Tomei was in it!
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to Sephora inside Kohls today and the associate was confused about what I was asking (hair color), wasn't sure if they had it, and didn't try to find out. Brick and mortar stores know they are competing with online, right?
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bats, the cat of the hour
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry that my Mars in Capricorn will not let you just complain about the same thing to me a million times. I'm giving you ways to fix it the first time and then I'm checking out
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Gus Fring Says 'Do It' with a Smile
ALT: Gus Fring Says 'Do It' with a Smile
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another win today, Go Birds 💚💚💚
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole.
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This has probably been done before but this is what it feels like when you go to a website and immediately get pop-ups to put in your email for discounts and newsletters
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe instead of all these thinkpieces about how to cut corners we tax the fuck out of the 1%.
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ara @arakubrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
haven't been here in a while and i unfortunately have to come back here to ask for help once again. i recently lost my last job and i'm struggling with bills and groceries. i'm desperate and any help will do. paypal.me/friedgoldara
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Pay Aracely de Jesús Morin using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/friedgoldara and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 17
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I started a slow burn romance audio book but they got this male actor doing female voices and I get it. I get why everyone complains about it, just standing listening to it like this
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
90's R&B was for the yearners. I feel like a lot of current music doesn't have this because there is not much bass in it. Just treble and super polished beats.
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What voodoo did they do to get Mahomes this back after that ACL
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now, Judrith
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Noah Becker @noahbecker.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Any time Eagles fans are impugned as a group, the individual casting aspersions should recognize that they are actually insulting international icon and hero, Malala Yousafzai.
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First game of the season for us! Go Birds. Go Bills 💚💙 @jelliott.bsky.social
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me when Wawa or Sheetz is out of soft pretzel
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Took That Personally
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, pretty boy. Hey, over here.
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was not ready for this can of rosé to be 12%. Genuinely had to stop and do a can check for a reason it tasted strong as hell
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm watching Save The Last Dance and all these years later I still want to fight the dude saying "we're the 2k generation". Shut UP
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got this screenshot from my living room dancing videos I've been making. Come on, passé!!
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
5 years!!! The best time always with you @jelliott.bsky.social
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Azealia Banks Shouting with Megaphone
ALT: Azealia Banks Shouting with Megaphone
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is really wild realizing how old I am. I remembering selling this new energy drink called "red bull" on college campuses for a bit in 2005!!
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Hide The Pain Harold Harold
ALT: Hide The Pain Harold Harold
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welcome to hell.
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't ask me if I've ever heard of a jagerbomb. I was there when the ancient drink was forged. It hit college students like crack in the 80s
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/09/2026
I am to wait, though waiting so be hell
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No one will ghost you more than a therapist. It's actually wild how normal this is now. And I'm speaking as a former therapist
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 02/09/2026
It doesn't pacify the right, nothing will pacify the right, and nobody actually gives a shit about a non-issue. If you don't have the balls to stand up and say, "Hey these pedophile fascists are bitching about the WNBA despite there being no trans women in it, it's a scam" you're a loser.
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 02/09/2026
Here's the thing about trans people in sports: Regardless of how it polls, the science and truth just isn't on your side. Hormones matter, bodies matter, and banning trans women because of vibes is a terrible idea.
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All my mind thinks when this yoga teacher keeps telling me to "Crack your eyes open"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me on stage like this, crowd hooting, as I announce something revolutionary: "10 am burrito"
steve jobs in the middle of a presentation
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Another funny thing about that fake NFL player is that his Instagram only had like 9,000 followers. If you're signing deals you're at like 500k minimum!! The local dance school here in Ohio has more than that 😂
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
26 women fell for this scam. Open the schools
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching a K-Drama they let you know immediately who the male Iove interest is and it's never the nerd with the fuckass bob
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pasta mostly begs the question, what is the non-pasta part of the menu
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Liquebort @liquebot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ohio, I'm not even mad, this is just funny. And straight to the point!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026
Why, Timothy!
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