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lintile @lintile.lol · 05/09/2026
Grampa Simpson sits on a tree stump on a grassy hill, gesturing as he talks to Bart and three other kids gathered around him. Caption reads: “We used to review every line of code before it went into production.”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/08/2026
No feeling like starting the weekend right 😌
Screenshot of a dark-mode music queue showing ‘Queue • 1 song’ with a ‘Played’ history button. The single entry is ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley, added by user lintile, with the album cover at left and an ‘Upgrade’ button overlapping the track title.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 19/07/2026
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lintile @lintile.lol · 08/07/2026
Nobody: Me:
Screenshot of four blue iMessage texts reading: "Nope" / "Just want to be near my people" / "No training no blackhat no bsides no nothing" / "Just me near my favorite humans on the planet." Timestamped "Now."
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lintile @lintile.lol · 09/05/2026
Even @siliconshecky.siliconshecky.com knows that #HackerPassword is coming back to Chicago at @bsides312.org. Hood thing he’s sitting on the right team side, eh @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net #DFIU
A picture taken at BurbSecCon. A man with glasses, a goatee, and a wide-brimmed leather/cowboy hat is in the foreground at the lower left, wearing a dark t-shirt with partially visible text (”…A GAME?”) and a HACK4KIDZ lanyard. Behind him, a projector screen displays a two-player game show scoreboard in glowing green terminal monospaced typeface titled “Hacker Password,” with contestants labeled “NOT JOHNNY XMAS” (left) and “JOHNNY XMAS” (right), each currently scored at 0, with plus/minus score control buttons beneath each name. A microphone on a stand is visible in front of the right side of the screen, and overhead stage lights wash out the top of the frame.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/12/2025
Can it be mini tacos
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lintile @lintile.lol · 18/09/2025
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lintile @lintile.lol · 17/08/2025
Remember: Every time you get a #HackerJeopardy networking question wrong, somewhere in the world, a router spontaneously reboots itself out of spite. #DFIU
A gray cartoon Wi-Fi router with expressive eyes squeezed shut and tears flowing down. It has arms, one fist clenched while the other presses a big red button labeled “REBOOT.” A speech bubble above it says “REBOOTING…”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 16/08/2025
Nobody: Me now that it’s almost football season:
Lintile, dressed as an American football referee in a black-and-white striped shirt with white knicker-style pants and black piped hat, stands under the goalpost with both arms raised straight up, signaling a successful score. A car and farm field are in the background.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 16/08/2025
What’s in the box? Wrong answers only.
A person dressed as a referee, wearing a white cap, black-and-white striped shirt, white shorts, and a pink wristband, is grinning broadly while holding a hair dryer in each hand in front of a bathroom sink. A large locked-treasure-chest emoji obscures part of the lower left of the image.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 30/07/2025
If you’re 1337 enough to be on BlueSky, you’re 1337 enough to find two of your fucking friends and sign up to play Hacker Jeopardy at @defcon.bsky.social do it for the memes do it for the free beer do it to be roasted by me (lovingly) hackerjeopardy.com n00bs welcomed. #DFIU
The hacker Jeopardy promo poster three podiums Friday and Saturday 8 PM live at DEFCON 33
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/05/2025
Zuck: The Average American has three lights.
There are 4 lights!
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lintile @lintile.lol · 29/04/2025
well well well
a screenshot of an interface, green terminal text, black background

title: is this a flag?

three buttons: register passkey, login, and logout
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lintile @lintile.lol · 29/03/2025
"It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurence [sic] of such events as are depicted in this film."
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lintile @lintile.lol · 24/03/2025
Looks like #HackerPassword is coming to @cyphercon.bsky.social, hosted by yours truly! You won’t want to miss it!
Hacker Password at CypherCon. Lintile put together a scoreboard! Woo! DFIU
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lintile @lintile.lol · 12/02/2025
What I see when people talk about self-nominated infosec awards
Lintile’s eye, judging, with a tiny replication of the leg lamp from “A Christmas Story”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 10/02/2025
I’m no @rogueclown.bsky.social, but I do slay at SNES Jeopardy!
A pixelated video game depiction of a “Jeopardy!” contestant standing behind a podium. The contestant is wearing a bright blue suit with a white shirt and black tie. The podium displays the name “AARON” and a score of $65,600 in green and yellow text. The background features a red and black game-show-style set.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 03/02/2025
Vintage 1967 'Village News' front page with headline 'PRISONERS ESCAPE' featuring a photo of Lintile laughing in glasses and winter coat. The sepia-toned newspaper includes a Mayor's Address column.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 31/01/2025
lintile is loading
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lintile @lintile.lol · 30/01/2025
The story you are about to hear is a fib… but it’s short. #MathNet #SquareOne
The Mathnet logo, from Square One TV, a PBS show from the 1980s.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 24/01/2025
You mean candid like this?
Gillis holding a tiny lintile head
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lintile @lintile.lol · 12/01/2025
So long and thanks for all the moose, @shmoocon.bsky.social.
A picture of the shmoocon logo on the stage table at the closing ceremonies of the final ShmooCon
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lintile @lintile.lol · 04/01/2025
You know you want this belt, @shmoocon.bsky.social Come to #ShmooFAQ for a chance to hoist it as ultimate #DFIU champion forever
The championship belt for the winner of ShmooFAQ, blue with gold hardware. Seriously, you want to take this home.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 27/12/2024
Attention @shmoocon.bsky.social, you are hereby registered for #ShmooFAQ, the Final Exam! Please report Saturday night at 9pm, with a team of up to 5 people. Don’t forget your #2 pencils, as all answers will be graded live by optical reader, the Mog-tron 9000. Don’t be late, and #DFIU!
The ShmooFAQ Logo
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lintile @lintile.lol · 15/12/2024
Which letters are the sensitive ones again?
A screenshot of an input box labeled “Please enter your name”. There’s an error being displayed which reads “Name contains sensitive letters”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 12/12/2024
Probably true, but if it works, it works. Tool-assisted efficiency is still efficiency.
Me typing into ChatGPT: “Respond to this Bluesky post as me. “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I can tell you wrote that with ChatGPT””
ChatGPT: “Probably true, but if it works, it works. Tool-assisted efficiency is still efficiency.”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 27/11/2024
tfw: if your face always reflected how you feel
lintile’s unhappy face, promise it’s bad
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lintile @lintile.lol · 26/11/2024
Can’t stop won’t stop naming every gaming thing after Homestar. #NoMansSky
Screenshot of the PC game, “No Man’s Sky”, showing a game customization input field for naming a Korvax planetary settlement (stop all the downloadin’), of course I named it “Strong Badia”. You’re not a bwoom? Units received. Crossovers are fun, huh?
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lintile @lintile.lol · 23/11/2024
Dude what is going on today?
A picture of me playing no man’s sky
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lintile @lintile.lol · 16/11/2024
A picture of a red book cover where the title reads “well that didn’t work“ subtitled “an abbreviated history of TEEs”, meaning trusted execution environments.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 23/10/2024
🍎
A black and white of the Empire State Building
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lintile @lintile.lol · 15/06/2024
push the button #intrusivethoughts
a grainy picture of lintile’s face, in front of a red button, with a red status light above it. you know they’re thinking of pushing it
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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/12/2023
this is my new years’ resolution
a tastefully low resolution photo of lintile in a windows xp sweater
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lintile @lintile.lol · 14/09/2023
Today’s unexpected infosec job tool is WD-40. It worked flawlessly. I am not accepting questions at this time.
A can of WD-40
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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/07/2023
Hear ye, hear ye! The inimitable G, my beautiful wife, successfully defended her PhD thesis! I am so incredibly proud of her!
A black and white picture of G, raising a glass
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lintile @lintile.lol · 25/05/2023
✨ the future is now ✨
A bad AI rendering of lintile from the future, holding a magical Diet Coke. It’s rad.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 03/05/2023
A still of Jurassic Park right before Dennis Nedry famously says “See? Nobody cares.”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 03/05/2023
I’m just honored to be that close to @swiftonsecurity.com 🥹
A screenshot zoom in of the picture referenced quoteskeet: bluesky connection graph that contains lintile (Swift on Security is nearby too)
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lintile @lintile.lol · 02/05/2023
It’s full of stars
A close up selfie of lintile, with Homestar Runner reflected in their glasses
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