Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026DID EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THAT HANNAH EINBINDER WAS LARAINE NEWMAN’S DAUGHTERS??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? 000
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Father-in-law got us to watch this Nollywood movie with him and it is….entirely about sex 😭 (or lack thereof in this married couple’s life) 330
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I read this as “Bluey viewers” at first and was so confused by the comments 030
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me seeing this headline: “WHAT??” Ekene: “What? What happened?” Me: “Nothing you care about.” 100
Reposted by Miss Teaktawd @tawd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026have we tested “no limp d’s” out yet? i feel like there’s potential there 043
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Likely place to get arrested for drunk driving 010
Reposted by Miss TeakA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19897291544
Reposted by Miss TeakPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Every genAI picture of food looks like some kind of fucked up decoy bait a goblin would make out of whatever worms and bugs it could scavenge in order to fool a party of adventurers into stopping for a meal. 844585
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I like to think this is where they fell in love. 020
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026UUUGGGGHHHH. The establishment had a huge push for him at the end and I think that really got him the win because this race was TIGHT. Like within 3000 votes. I was so hopeful 020
Reposted by Miss TeakSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/08/2026If you have concerns with Muslims in politics … you should see the Christians 16673211484
Reposted by Miss TeakYour Majesty 👑 @the3jsmom.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026😂😂😂😂 @solomonrmissouri.com 0317
Reposted by Miss TeakThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162561708
Reposted by Miss Teakjessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136442874
Reposted by Miss TeakSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/07/2026Let me tell you something lil momma “Body tea” INCLUDES THE BELLY 110329
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No one ever talks about how hard it is to be in the middle of an extreme heat advisory in an apartment with no AC while ovulating with a partner that looks sexy as hell. It’s too hot for all that 000
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026And this is exactly why I never did those scans!!! I knew it was gonna be some bs omggg 010
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Meetings with our wedding planner always make me feel calm. Worth every penny 😭 190
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Whitney Houston ain’t got no business being dead. 030
Reposted by Miss TeakPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026let's check in on the white house 95868143
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026So sleepy and I have to go to a meeting that’s the most boring a meeting has ever been 011
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026You know what sounds so fun? Leaving work and going home. 030
Reposted by Miss TeakAcid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Think twice before you get any ideas, muggers.. or you'll meet the wrath of my scary dog! 🐶😂🥰 #dog #bodyguard #sweet #lol 1433651341
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Just found out Ilona Maher is straight? What can we do about that? 020
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I love Lisa Gilroy and think she’s so funny…but I just KNOW she had to be annoying in school 😂 000
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Didn’t even watch this video or finish reading this post cuz I clutched my pearls at the first word (I realize now it’s a name) 000
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I’m gonna say it…there are too many podcasts! Why is everyone doing podcast?? 210
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I love to yell “BORED” out loud when I get bored. 120
Reposted by Miss TeakPop Base @popbase.tv · 15/05/2026Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel. 111035516
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Thinking about all these different songs I like across artists and genres and being like “right…I just like the work of writer/producer Rodney Jerkins” 120
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I’m obsessed with the movie title “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit”. There’s something so delectable about that wordplay. 110
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You could’ve given me 1,000,000 guesses to figure out what Come From Away was about and I still never would’ve gotten it right. 000
Reposted by Miss TeakAce Trainer Alexander @yungsnorlax.bsky.social · 14/05/2026New fandom name just dropped 032
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026A slice of sweet potato pie counts as a serving of vegetables 140
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This kind of talk is for tech bros and managers 040
Reposted by Miss TeakBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit. 366136522367
Miss Teak @lilmischrysalis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Period was a couple days late but don’t worry she’s back with a vengeance 😵💫😵💫 120
Reposted by Miss TeakLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Doesn't matter if the performance itself is staged. The fact is, talented musicians coming together and giving a performance in a public space means the masses get to witness this for free and that's beautiful. TT: Raphaël Froissart IG: Michel Tirabosco ~ Pan flute 44471941890
Reposted by Miss Teakjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 08/05/2026whats up youtube! today we're going up to completely random people in nyc, who happen to have microphones attached to them, 685777
