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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Whitney Houston / Sometimes. Always? Not always, no. Sometimes, that means some times
YouTube video by Paul 4.0
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEED.
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Mr. Rational @sagedunning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excellent assemblage of British people on GBBO this season. Second generation overachievers, gym bros, quirky kooks, moms, flaming gay men (serious and unserious varieties), ambitious young women, chill old man who is somehow more British than every chill old man that has come before him,
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David Brody @dbrody.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kids get constitutional rights tied to their grade level. 1st grade: free speech 2nd grade: guns And so on.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every new orleanian yelling out the question to the first #jeopardy clue tonight ☝🏽🙂‍↕️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
discovering that your counterpart in a sister dept is actually cool as hell and sees things in much the same way that you do (shade included) >>>>>>>
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They also made him sleep on the floor of a holding cell. With the bullet in his back. And no pain medication. They also failed to provide medical care after they shot him. People need to go to prison for this.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
latter day retha covers are truly in a league all their own 😭😭😭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a good friday fish fry at the black catholic parish 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
now why would sandy sayyyyyy that!?! lmaoooooo
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s the fact the note is still on pitch and well placed even after allat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“darlin’ look both ways before you cross me” might just be the most dastardly lyric we’ve ever made a 12 yr old sing 😩😩 joe jackson was SICK for that (an undeniable bop though, ‘the love you save’ 🤧🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️)
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way i just QUICKENED at this here work desk. a HEAVY hand clap of praise broke forth!! hooo— glory
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
have we tested “no limp d’s” out yet? i feel like there’s potential there
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i take it back. he is doing an *excellent* will smith. #lanterns
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
aaron pierre is doing a pretty good will smith in this lanterns show. has the key isms down and is actually giving a restrained performance (take note, anthony mackie)
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
colleagues giving status updates that mention still needing to work with claude to understand a problem. … we are experts?? why are you abdicating your literal skill set??
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From roughly 1981 to 1988 every American movie set in a city began this way.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Weekly groceries” is the most optimistic, irrational thing that I continue to believe in.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
colleagues are referring to claude as “He” in this meeting 🫩🫩🫩
a clown holding a smaller clown, judging a televised clown show.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what was your first vocal stim? mine: ol girls “oh yeaahhhh”from the top chef theme song
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👻 🎃 The Ooky Spooky Kooky Hashira 👻🎃 @thebihashira.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They should just cast Eva Mendes again for the love interest.
Jemima kirke in a beanie and leopard print jacket with the words below that say what the hell, sure.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
send some bday love my sistas way!! a real one, ok!!!
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MellowYellow @queeribbean.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Now yall know good and well half us got garlic powder from a year ago that we bang against the counter to loosen up. We gone skip right over this recall like someones daddy’s genes in they half brother
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Gift link with no paywall because everybody needs to read this one after the June we just had slate.com/news-and-pol...
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A Sitting Judge Just Delivered the Most Scathing Critique of This Supreme Court Term
The Supreme Court has veered so far off track that even the harshest language can feel inadequate to capture the damage wrought by its most recent term.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
just ordered my in n out burger protein style… prayers up for the diva
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
them vocals on Pearls??? ATTTTTTEEEE
district missionary for the diocese of sodom, gomorrah, and the greater jezebel valley, and adjutantal psalmist-elect akimbo relle
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 13/07/2026
Survival mode is the absolute worst and I am trying to maintain calm while assuaging my partner’s complete emotional shutdown when finances become strained. So…help out if you can and please share if you can’t
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the invite was soo good
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
boss mentioned off hand she was trying to query for the annual frequency/manifest of a specific oddity and how hard it was to nail down the search parameters. well, guess who’s been here for just over a year and has been dutifully tracking said oddity manually in excel since jump 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
gr8 innit ponk off baus n cee eee ohh clocking a real one psalmist burrell, district missionary for the diocese of sodom, gomorrah, and the greater jezebel valleyion even got one on me for this one 🤧
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I LOVED THIS GAG 😭😭😭
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avirgosvirgo.bsky.social @avirgosvirgo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I really want Black kids to be careful in groups when they’re the only Black kid…
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
yes. well, more often than not. if i’m offering gum just bc im about to eat a piece myself, i specifically say “you don’t need it, but you’re welcome to some if you want it!”
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
shoutout to everybody who grew calling it the bus stop (not the electric slide), and who danced to this grover washington jr track *exclusively* (love frankie b and maze down, but no.) in other words, shoutout to new orleans☝🏽🙂‍↕️
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Mister Magic
YouTube video by Grover Washington, Jr. - Topic
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
playing my favorite game of is the lid on my adhd med bottle bc i just took a pill, or is it on bc i have yet to take one😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
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girk idemfkatp (they/them) @badupre.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i also love being from new orleans
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
waaaaaiiiit ain’t nobody told me MÝA dropped sumn new for us!! motha still got the oil ☝🏽🙂‍↕️ music.apple.com/us/album/goo...
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Good to You by Mýa on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:00
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
SHOUTOUT TO BETA BLOCKERS yall ate that one lil thing ms big pharma
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
THIS IS EXVANGELICAL-PHOBIC @nytimes.com !!!!!
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i dare five folk— touch ya neighbor and shout BRICK!!!
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the diva doll tried me anew today but the spirit of w bush is a lie, amen?! ain’t no fooling me twice beloved. i keep the bureaucratic uno-reverse script at the ready FOR SUCH A TIME AS THIS!! smaddy shout glory🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
just discovered the ‘disallow reactions’ feature in Outlook, and i am *elated* for this new horizon in my war against workplace passive aggression ☺️😊🙂‍↔️
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
one saturday morning
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
COME ON COBOLLI DAMN
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
uninvited x alanis just came on shuffle and i caught myself like this in the mirror midway thru
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kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .
Alt: ZOOTED kermit deeee frog here dancing blithely in an empty room
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
meg maamshe?? go offfff
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Drag queen emcee waiting for the charity representative to finish talking at the Pride show
David Gest talking on the mic while Liza looks at him
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I want Ann Peebles. I want Candi Staton. I want Aretha. I want Patti. I want Reba. I want big, ballsy women singing big, overwrought stories. I want it now. I want it all the time.
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
they set the pride kickoff function up right outside my office window, lemme go feel my oats n fix a plate rq
mutha meat giving the gals the ooh ah ah sensation
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tawd @tawd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
suppose that jonathan the younger was in possession of a certain quantity apples, numbering the same as the third positive prime integer…
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