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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 2h
Uni "Come here. It’s warmer over here"
A black-and-white cat sleeps with his eyes closed under a fluffy cream-colored blanket, with a tiny black-and-white cat plushie resting on his belly between his front paws.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 22h
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11h
Folks, I know it’s easy to get excited about all the polls showing Democrats ahead and feel like this election is a done deal. But we can’t take anything for granted. That’s why I’m urging you to take part in a No Kings early voting event today where you live. www.nokings.org
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10h
Uni "Are you warm enough, Mini Uni?"
A black-and-white cat sleeps with his eyes closed under a fluffy cream-colored blanket, with a tiny black-and-white cat plushie peeking out beside him.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Sex Offender Registry To Start Listing Some Of Pedophile’s Positive Qualities Too theonion.com/sex-offender-registry-…
Sex Offender Registry To Start Listing Some Of Pedophile’s Positive Qualities Too
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ScaryPteri 🏳️‍⚧️ @verypteri.bsky.social · 7h
I would be genuinely surprised if this is even brought up on the House floor. Congresspeople are the absolute last people on Earth to care about gaming.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's that simple. 👇
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2026
Huh, Boyfriend’s Ex Just Made Interesting Hair Choice theonion.com/huh-boyfriend-s-ex-jus…
Huh, Boyfriend’s Ex Just Made Interesting Hair Choice
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2026
Weird Family Settles Disputes Calmly, Respectfully theonion.com/weird-family-settles-d…
Weird Family Settles Disputes Calmly, Respectfully
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It would seem Elon Musk desperately wants to be a real-life James Bond or maybe Tony Stark, but he can't manage anything more sophisticated than Spy Kids.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2026
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-e…
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
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Invertex @invertex.xyz · 15/10/2026
PSA: The latest NVIDIA App update adds a Default-ON option that allows AI Agents to control the app... Might want to turn it off.. Even aside from being lame AI features, that feels like making security even worse by defaulting it ON.
Screenshot of the Nvidia app's "Settings > Features" section.
Showing the newly added "AI Agents and App Connections" section.
The option for "Allow Agents to control NVIDIA App" is enabled by default.
This happened in version 11.0.9.565
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2026
America’s Greatest Inventions theonion.com/americas-greatest-inve…
Syphilis
After being introduced to gonorrhea during his time as an envoy to France, Benjamin Franklin set out to create this uniquely American form of sexually transmitted illness.
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day theonion.com/entitled-child-expects…
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
Girl Literally Wants Food To Be Handed To Her On A Plate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Lewis Hamilton Figures It Probably Too Late To Ask Girlfriend Which One She Is
Lewis Hamilton Figures It Probably Too Late To Ask Girlfriend Which One She Is
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Under Trump: -Gas prices are up 43.7% -Grocery prices are up 3.7% -Household electricity prices are up 12.7% -Healthcare costs are up 14.6% -Childcare costs are up 7.6% -Rent is up 5.1% and mortgage rates are at 7.6% Tired of "winning" yet?
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Literally this, it’s not like this didn’t used to happen - just give actors time to prepare and understand, truly connect with the work Covering all context with a big curtain and saying “you can’t look back there” only helps you speed up the process, which I’m sure is the goal.
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
reminder
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-…
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Absence Blamed On Accursed Relic From Ancient Tomb
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn theonion.com/sister-insanely-lettin…
Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn
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American Economic Liberties Project @econliberties.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
David Ellison hired lobbyists and political operatives to help him kill the challenge against his Paramount-Warner Bros. merger. And it worked. Following a massive behind the scenes campaign, Newsom sided with Ellison over working Californians and pressured Bonta to drop it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
What To Know About The Potential Russian Plague Outbreak theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the…
Q: Will this be worse than Covid?

A: No, nobody will ever keep you away from Chili’s again.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13/10/2026
Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/
Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Uni is a pumpkin boy now
A black-and-white cat wearing an orange pumpkin hat looks up at the camera with the tip of his pink tongue sticking out.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend theonion.com/american-support-for-i…
American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 12/10/2026
Americans see this for what it is - President Trump is abusing his power to go after political opponents weeks before an election.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 12/10/2026
This is NOT an ad for @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social’s new documentary “MUSK” (in theaters now). We are promoting it for free. Join us right here on October 20, 2026 at 9am Pacific/noon Eastern for a livestream hosted by @niedermeyer.online.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Meeeowww!! Pet Me!!"
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maple, Canada’s only pygmy hippo calf, is now approximately 9 butter tarts long 🤭🍁 #Tidbit
Maple, Canada’s only pygmy hippo calf, is now approximately 9 butter tarts long 🤭🍁
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026
New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows theonion.com/new-study-finds-elepha…
New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know what you did…
A black-and-white cat peeks over the edge of a cabinet, staring directly at the camera
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2026
Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit theonion.com/meth-lab-straightened-…
Meth Lab Straightened Up Ahead Of Landlord’s Visit
Carpet Scrubbed Of Battery Acid, Antifreeze Stains
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 11/10/2026
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
bringing this back around
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
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