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Jared Malott

@likelyalien.bsky.social
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Pronouns: He/Him Inner City Football Coach in Indianapolis, Indiana. Purdue Analytics/Future Poli Sci Grad! YT: www.youtube.com/@LikelyAlien TK: www.tiktok.com/@likelyalien Twitch: www.twitch.tv/likelyalien

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 14h
No TikTok, no Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, and Google/YouTube are hanging by a thread. Have replacements ready for when one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse buys them.
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Dr. Jimmy Oshet @oshetjimmy.bsky.social · 18h
“ without a shadow of doubt” Yet Republican still embrace and fawn over the president who committed crimes against the United States. That is definitely their brand. Checkmark treason, and bestiality as OK for public office. 
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16h
These are stunning
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Representative Becca Balint @balint.house.gov · 20h
Today, Jack Smith is testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee. It made me think back to when he was before us on the House side. Despite how he was treated by Trump, Smith declared to me that he was NOT going to be intimidated out of his pursuit for justice.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 17h
JOSHY HAWLEY is doing his best to ignore the FACTS. DONNY TRUMPY INCITED AN INNSURRECTION TO STAY IN POWER FOR AN ELECTION HE LOST. TRUMPY DID WHAT WE ALL KNOW HE DID. JOSHY, remember when you ran away like a little coward?
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 18h
Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 19h
Contrary to McMahon, I regularly see AI used to cheat on homework assignments. Kids just take pictures of the worksheet and let AI fill it out. They're failing basic subjects because AI can't get it right consistently. If you want to spot the sucker, it's the person that trusts AI. ChatGTP said...
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Northern Indiana DSA @northernindianadsa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminder: Tonight is the South Bend Common Council meeting. Show up in red to show solidarity against the data centers in our communities.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When is the last time 8 ranked Division 1 football programs lost in the same week? Was this just Saturday Bloody Saturday?
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s an NFL Sunday, which means it’s the perfect time to check your voter registration status and register to vote. The midterms end in 37 days. This is our chance to save this country, and our future. Every action matters. Vote.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just got a Google Pixel. Clean break from Apple products. My watch won't recharge either.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally sitting down to play through WoW for the first time after all of these years. Mostly, I’ve never been able to justify its cost.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have empathy for the people that have it. If you voted for this regime, I have no empathy for you and I hope you lose everything. I hope you develop empathy and learn the basic definition of words. If you take money from the government, you are a socialist. This goes to the farmers begging.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The biggest issue facing students today is that they don’t listen, don’t take notes, don’t use the lessons they learned and the notes they take to complete assignments. As a result, they fail tests and lack common sense.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I say fall, I mean temperatures have fallen in Indianapolis by 20° or more in the last week. Last week it was 95° and right now it is 57°!
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone with a graphic design degree that can’t stand AI, this song is a banger. I ain’t coming if your poster is AI. I probably wasn’t coming anyway. www.reddit.com/r/Socialistm...
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From the Socialistmusic community on Reddit: Ollie Mae - I ain't coming if your posters AI
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are way too many people verbalizing suicidal thoughts instead of making a plan to build a community and ease the suffering of people around you no matter what happens in the future. It’s not about you. Killing yourself ruins other people‘s lives. Those people you say you love.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope all these dumb MAGATs saw how stupid Pussythroat McYamTits looked today doing an interview without microphones because he kicked all the media companies out! You know, all the people with microphones! ROFLMAO what an idiot!
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After scrolling YouTube shorts, the frequency and lack of quality in the ads alone is enough to make me realize the people in power have lost their minds. Not a single ad I saw today made me want to buy a product.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just want to point out that Ole Miss is beating the dog snot out of LSU like Lane Kiffen imagined when he bailed on them.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t think the purposes of my tax dollars should be to prop up a farm or any business that doesn’t serve a dire, stateside purpose. I don’t think my tax dollars should be used to prop up an international business. I think we should all have universal healthcare, education, income and housing.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
American elected officials claiming to be Zionist and love Israel (looking at you, Rep. Stephens) while taking money from AIPAC are traitors. Vote them out and then charge them!
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I noticed these unfuckable turds all have nothing to fall back on, so they give up morals and ethics in the name of money and “relationships”, but they’ll all die alone. Once the world sees them for who they really are, again just a gang of unfuckable turds, the end is nigh. Medicare white men…
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fashion executive restrains PETA protesters at New York Fashion Week #AssociatedPress
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve noticed something hilarious about my elderly neighbors. These people are the most risk-averse group you’ll ever meet and they stand in the middle of the road and they refuse to walk on the sidewalks. It’s not just one of them, it’s like every single one of my neighbors has a death wish at 25mph
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not making a decision because it could harm you career IS a decision.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 14/09/2026
Macklemore comes off as a human being with empathy and compassion, and Sheeran comes off as a guy who thinks "HR ladies" are the source of all our problems
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember that Robert craft and a bunch of his billionaire buddies are the reason that Macklemore got taken off of Ed Sheeran’s tour. Ed had a hand in not standing up to them and let money get in the way of doing what is right. Free Palestine!
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 14/09/2026
Macklemore said Ed Sheeran’s “typical apolitical stance” was challenged as a result of demands from stadium owners, resulting in him being dropped from upcoming shows after he made pro-Palestine comments. Read more: wapo.st/4iuwyB9
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case you needed another reason to hate Robert Kraft, he’s the reason Macklemore got taken off Ed Shareen’s tour. If you’re a good person, this means any NFL team outed, you don’t root for and we don’t spend money on Ed’s tour. Also, the Patriots lent their private jets to ICE. Free Palestine!
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
By the way, the MAGA man I know is suffering from menopausal symptoms and wasn’t able to attend his daughter’s birthday party because he’s basically transitioning. Isn’t that beautiful!?
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I knew A-a-Ron Rodgers was a cuck. He didn’t have to admit it.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The people in power right now in the US know that as soon as they’re no longer in power, accountability is coming. That’s the last thing they want is to be held accountable for their actions and they are going to try to stop that from happening as much as they can, and they are still going to lose.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh. Oh oh my goodness my goodness my goodness
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some rando asked if anyone else was going to Charlie Kirk’s memorial in the Battlefield 6 multiplayer chat this morning and got roasted. I don’t even know how to chat because I’m too busy playing the game. WTF?
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like look I’m sorry but this is clearly some kind of mania. What in the holy shit is he talking about? This sounds like a conversation he’s had with his chatbot
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A lot of this gets lost in the pivot around whether the machine is meaningfully thinking, and I think a lot of people in today's conversations are pretty sure it is not.
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But I think there's a lot of reason that people would resist the idea that the machines are thinking exactly because that would very much challenge our idea of ourselves and what makes us all unique in the world.
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If that's the case, I'd tell people that they are unique and valuable regardless of what a machine does. I'd also add there's nothing wholly conclusive about the situation, but it does seem that the measures for reasoning are a moving target in popular discussion
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’d rather be a Dumbocrat than a Rapeublican.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hate this evil scumbag more and more every day. He’s literally the death of the United States. To hell with everyone who chose him as well as those who didn’t vote.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
By the way, studies show that yelling, screaming, threatening violence and acts of violence cause depression, anger and future threats/acts of violence. Are you perpetuating or stopping this cycle. Every time you see a football coach scream, that’s ineffective Ieadership.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My entire life, Michigan and Ohio State have been the pinnacle of the Big Ten and college football. Both of these programs have showed their ass over and over and over again to the point where they’re no longer the pinnacle of the Big Ten in college football. They are the bottom they are the gutter.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They’re force feeding mediocre white men to the masses in Pat McAfee and Dave Portnoy? Like come on! Think of all the football legends they could be turning to instead of… friends of Drumpf.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, gentlemen, you wear dress shoes with a suit, you keep it buttoned while standing and you unbutton your blazer when you sit down.
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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll say it. Pat McAfee adds nothing to College GameDay while having made it unwatchable hoodoo. The good news is all of the conferences have really good pregame shows.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump BAILS as IT BLOWS UP…. #MeidasTouch
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Trump BAILS as IT BLOWS UP….
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