iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I watched a goofy video of Hasan Piker taking a political quiz, so I looked it up and took it this morning. I most closely align with Boulos, Mamdani, Malatesta and Tolstoy. Apparently, I belong in Vermont and am politically the opposite of Hitler and Columbus. Feels good, kids!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When I was growing up, my parents didn’t let me read comic books. I picked up Magic: the Gathering as a hobby 20 years ago!Buying boxes of cards & opening all of the packs is short term fun. I advocate for buying the cards you want instead. Here are today’s pickups for my 5-color Nick Fury EDH deck.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Two thoughts. I wonder how many people took off work today to play this game. If you have never, consider downloading Path of Exile and enjoy the new season Curse of the Allflame!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sometimes I feel like things are racist on purpose and this is one of them. In the MCU, Gabe Jones is that Black machine gunner accompanying Cap in Captain America: First Avenger. Why didn’t he get flash or prowess and a card named after him? He’s a Howard alum and an Army commando! Big fail!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father’s Day, Magic players! I went into prerelease weekend with really only two cards in mind for adds to Rootha EDH. What cards were you looking for to add to what decks? Gimme The Scarlet Witch and Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards! #MtG #MARVEL #EDH

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I am Jared Malott! I am 42 years old, married to my beautiful wife Taylor. We are homeowners out in Lawrence with four dogs and two cats we mostly rescued. I deeply care about the health and safety of inner city kids here in Indianapolis and will devote my life to fostering their growth.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Keep in mind, my comment was in reference to people being warned about searching for CSAM. Look at the replies. I think we should punish pedophiles. Apparently, that makes me a bootlicker. Look at their rotten brains try to justify CSAM using video games.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Is YouTube down for anyone else?

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Don’t normally post decklists, but this Draft deck was too sick to share. I was deep in Golgari Elves and popped Maralen P1P2. #MagictheGathering #ArenaDecklists #LorwynEclipsed #MtGDraft

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

What’s up, Magic players!? Check out this sweet Sultai Elves draft deck I made! I triggered Maralen, High Perfect Morcant and my opponent twice in one turn!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Did I allegedly see where Bill Gates wanted to sneak and give his wife an antibiotic for an STD he got from a Russian hooker? Is this Reddit comment a farce too?

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Our worst fears come true. Here’s what appears to be a draft of Dumpy Pants using the military to seize control of elections. Pulled from Reddit before it gets taken down. Who can verify if this document is real or not?

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

If you don’t see me on TikTok anymore… look at what they’re banning. I even dicked up the SEO on today’s video and it still got flagged. #Treason #Socialism #EpsteinFiles #FDT #Sensorship

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Second day in a row below 50 degrees to start a day! Fall is here in Indy!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Welcome to speech and debate in the United States of America in 2025.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

There is more NFL football on Sunday then there are waking hours. I am not complaining about this but I am predicting my tap out around 9-9:30 unless it’s a barn burner because I’m anticipating Green Bay going HAM on Dallas. Run Dak Run!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

TikTok and I don’t see eye to eye, but YouTube is there because they don’t care. youtu.be/XSbDxu6To28?... #sonicthehedgehog #freepalestine #slavaukraine #epsteinfiles #kraznov

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I’m wearing this like a badge of honor. I post a piece of content every day demanding the release of the Epstein files and this one got taken down. Here’s the YouTube link. youtu.be/C1zAbVMK_QY?...

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

It’s comments like these that make me sick to my stomach.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

The average back and forth over socialism. No, not drowning in debt and being able to afford groceries won’t lead to people being too motivated to work.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I would have been so obnoxious if they had won a chip. Also, gimme 10 of these. What might have been.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Now you can’t say you haven’t seen so much as a sign mentioning Executive Order 13848 at any of these protests. Many nods from fellow protestors here in Indianapolis, Indiana yesterday at the No Kings protest! We know! #EO13848 #WhyAreTheySoQuiet #NoKings #Protest #Boycott #Strike

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I took some video as well to show yall how Indianapolis, Indiana does it! My signs were a hit!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

The only people who will get this reference are gamers. New season of POE is out! 3.26 is here! Would rather be grinding the campaign but noooo. Gotta go protest because we said No Kings. No to fascism. #POE #FirstAmendment #Protest #Boycott #Strike #JoinaUnion

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I coach sports and am currently sitting in an annual football coaching certification with Soldiers to Sidelines, a 501c3 bent on turning Veterans into sports coaches! Check out this week’s lineup! That’s right! Kurt Warner teaching QB play!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I said if I ever got to 2,000 subscribers on YouTube, I would stream myself playing video games.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Sights and sounds from the April 5th, 2025 Protest in Indianapolis, Indiana! There are easily a couple of thousand people here today and the crowd is growing!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Opening day! My wife Taylor and I are getting the party started early at Victory Field! Go Indians! Cheers!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Steal this and put it on a t-shirt, hoodie. I wear 2XL. Please and thank you.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

You know how humiliated I would be?

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Taken just now. From Google Maps. Still says Gulf of Mexico.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

History does indeed repeat itself. From r/somethingiswrong2024 www.reddit.com/r/somethingi...

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

You know how I know it’s over. If he loved you, he’d never let that trend. He’s a dirty little slut. His masters are Putin and Xinping. Tick tock, Elonia.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Yooo! Donny Boy doing it all at his age!?

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Pre-show Magic (music). Live on twitch.tv/likelyalien playing Path of Exile 2 queue starts at 2pm EST! LIVE on TikTok at 1pm EST www. TikTok.com/@jared.malott

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hey! Listen! Reach out to your local state representatives and urge them to support a forensic election audit! Recounts may not get the job done! #StopProject2025 #Election2024

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Forever mood and I want you to feel this way about yourself, too. Great album! #KendrickLamar #KDot #ManintheGarden

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

A lot of people need to wake up.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Woke up to our first snow of the year here in Indy! My car is blue and my house is yellow. I’m a Pacers fan IRL!

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Okay hear me out. This image but the snake is eating itself.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Me either! That other site, though.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

It’s really bad over there, y’all. I had managed to miss it, avoid it (Hell, I blocked Trump and Musk & friends a long time ago), and inside the last week or two…

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’m dead serious that other site… this is all this is.

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Jared Malott @likelyalien.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Is this the death knell for Twitter? To be completely honest, this is my first time experiencing Russian bots like this! Holy shit!

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