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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

AI head hunters: "Hire an artist or draw your book cover yourself? There are no excuses to use AI." Me: *broke as fuck* Okay. *draws book cover* The cover: #micropoetry #books #art a.co/d/0enqcZku

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me: "I'm bored. Let's put my marriage in jeopardy." *becomes a writer* #writingcommunity

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A lot of authors use LinkedIn to grow connections. That's cute. Me, however... #WritingCommunity

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

POV: You're an author who struggles to sell a $14 book, but has no issues selling a $12 letter. Either I'm doing something extremely wrong or something extremely right. #WritingCommunity #WriterLife

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I have free Audible codes for my book Romance Is Like That. If you want one, let me know and I'll send it to you. I swear it's a real romance. #BookSky #RomanceBooks #WritingCommunity

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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I hate hearing a cover of a song that sounds like they traced over the original 30 years later.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*stands up, puts pants back on* Oh.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm at the point in my life where I've come to terms being one skin tag closer to resembling a potato, sprouting all alone in the bottom of a plastic bag.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Dear women of Earth, instead of saying, "You have a tiny penis." after sex, could you say, "I felt it on a molecular level."? It will still get your point across, but at least it sounds like a compliment. Thank you for considering sparing the last remaining remnants of my self-esteem.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

As a kid I never imagined I’d be richer than my dad, older than Batman, and smarter than the President.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

When someone tells you to be yourself they're not lying. They just want you to do it somewhere else, somewhere far away from them.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I wonder if my soulmate thinks about me as much as I think about arson.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"You've got to be shittin' me!" -Digested food. Probably.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That's what I named my mobility scooter. Crazy.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*stops following the yellow brick toad* Me neither.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Can't wait to show off my new watch.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I literally felt this. I am purified.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Not now sweetie mommy has to eviscerate boomer divorcees online

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

celebrating the achievement of surviving another week of this questionable existence

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

After a lot of soul-searching, the best thing I came up with was some Fatboy Slim lyrics

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Shut up and give me my medal please.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Well, that explains the earworm I'm hearing.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

While I'm hugging one of them I hope.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Depressed? Cool. Me too. Want to compare notes? Great. Oh, To Be Human is filled with ultra sad #poetry and is free to download until August 16th. Follow me and let's be miserable together. Pst... I'm flirting. a.co/d/01i4tzA4 #PoetryCommunity #WritingCommunity #Kindle

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Came across a Reddit post that shared a detailed AI prompt to create a book like mine. I've got 2 questions: 1. Should I be concerned? 2. Does this mean I've finally made it as an author? 😆 Here's the link to the prompt if anyone is curious. www.redquill.net/component/hw... #WritingCommunity

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I swear scammers think this is how we all react. #WritingCommunity

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Me: *in a seductive voice* "I'm so vulnerable right now." Man with a knife: "The fuck?"

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Technically, getting railed from behind can be considered a backstory.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

People who managed to make it to chapter ten, and finally reach the sex scene in Romance Is Like That are the real heroes. a.co/d/0gYmUJrx #BookSky #RomanceBooks

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Thinking about retiring from #poetry and becoming a comedian instead. I don't know. I need to weigh the PROSE and cons first.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Axe Body Spray. Except it's just me, bleeding out after picking a fight with a lumberjack.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

FREE DOWNLOAD 'TIL JULY 25TH! Are you into satirical fantasy? Okay, great. The Lost Gremlin World of Froglim is about microscopic gremlins living inside a woman's rectum, who have to fight to survive against her immune system. Yeah, it's pretty shitty. a.co/d/0aqliaP0 #BookSky #Books #Kindle

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Men: "Women are toxic." Women: "Men are toxic." Reality: "People are toxic."

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I don't know. I want to sleep around, but I feel like I'd be pretty whoreible at it.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Ladies, you know when you have so much stuff inside your purse, you end up digging around with both hands trying to find shit? Anyway... Yeah... If I had a vagina.

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"I can't come unless you rub me." -genies

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Me: "Do you want to hang out today?" Ouija Board: "Please stop calling me."

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The latest review of my book Romance Is Like That. If you're a fan of love stories but also unhinged satire, then this book is for you. There's one sex scene, however, it's an entire chapter long. That's really its only selling point. a.co/d/0d4ow8io #BookSky #RomanceBooks

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Dani Ripley Indie Author @daniripleywrites.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Caught my son trying to copy my profile picture yesterday. The question is, who did it better? 😂 #writingcommunity #writers #writercats #whodiditbetter

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Somehow I need to convince people that my books are actually good. No, besides stopping myself from telling them they're garbage. Something else. #AuthorSky

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Liian Varus @liianvarus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Other Authors: "World building is a tedious and delicate process, that can't be taken lightly. It can make or break your story." Me: "Hold my beer." #AuthorSky

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