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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Made a cathartic post about the Mariners after not being interested in them for most of the season. Photoshop is my passion

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The Autopsy of Jerry Dipoto

The season ended how I expected… yet somehow worse

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is why I appreciate journalistic integrity. We need more people to speak light into the darkness.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Seattle Mariners are under no obligation to make sense to you. Embraced them. They are beautiful. I can hear Christina Aguilera’s “You Are Beautiful” playing in their clubhouse

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Since June 4, the Mariners are as a team: Hitting .222/.294/.356 For the lazy to do math: .650 OPS 85 wRC+ 81 OPS+ June OPS: .656 July OPS: .647 August OPS: .634 There are many reasons why I (and others) have checked out of the mariners this year.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Not going to say Kade got rocked because I was told that would be incorrect… However

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Got back into service and was notified of the mariners score. Cackling like an idiot. I love this team

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There are very few voices in today’s sports ecosystem that are as thoughtful and well articulated as Nathan. Though his flaws are immense, there isn’t a writer that I wish had the mental fortitude to cover the mariners on a regular basis. Mariners make it impossible to watch 162 times

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Not that Cal has been the only issue, but lol

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I love this Mariners team so much. What a pathetic roster that just shit the bed in the most predictable way possible

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Is this the most pathetic game of the season?

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Reading his books completely changed my political philosophy. I couldn’t be more excited to have a guy like him in the senate

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If the mariners were a horror villain, they would be pennywise. They prey on the youth and feed off their emotions. Only when you realize their weakness is when you make fun of them. Goms. What an incredible game

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Literally shaking and vomiting. Had no idea Tolkien was woke.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Baseball has changed, but it always has. Sometimes it’s okay to let go. My thoughts, for better or for worse.

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An Open Letter to Baseball

Coming to terms with the game I loved

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Got some new content for next year

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Yes the mariners are bad, but betting odds getting pushed makes me want to check out of sports all together.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Giving up a homer on the first pitch of a relief appearance will always be funny

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

J.P. Crawford. Professional Hitter* *technically by definition

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Haven’t seen an Italian retreat like that since Mussolini

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I bet Randy is VERY confused on what Naylor just did

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

This guy about to be HUGE if it happenS

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

*JP makes a routine play at 3B* Oh man I know SO many people who are going to be punching air

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Wait the mariners LOST!? INCONCEIVABLE

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I love that Trig’s getting the recognition he deserves, but let’s not forget that he did a 2 year mission at 18 so he’s a 21 year old freshman. (Three confirmed conversions in Haines, Alaska. Set the record for highest conversion rate per capita)

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Now THIS is a lineup that will lead the team to a SECOND consecutive AL West title

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I am PROUD of the Seattle Mariners and am PROUD to support them

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We’ll call it a 5x5 and says it’s on the mariners secret menu

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Over the past 5 years I’ve driven through multiple states in the South: Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, and Tennessee The worst drivers are in order: Alabama Texas Florida Louisiana Mississippi Georgia Tennessee

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Mariners are bad against most pitchers, but it’s not like they forgot to hit. They know whats coming. It just gets there before they’re ready.

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Why the Mariners Die a Second Time

Sometimes, dead is better.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The Mariners are 8-12 since Jerry Dipoto went on The Wheelhouse. This is giving me happiness in a dark time

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Bazardo has a chance to do the funniest thing

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I BELIEVE THAT ROB WILL HIT. I BELIEVE THAT ROB WILL HIT.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Did a deeper dive into the pitching. Only got more questions, every pitcher is an Edgar Allen Poe story (complimentary and derogatory)

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…AND THE HITTER, NEVERMORE

A Gothic Anatomy of Mechanical Decay in the Pacific Northwest

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Society if The Double never happened

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Mariners are the worst thing to happen to DC this weekend. God bless

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Was just about to post “My toxic trait is wanting the mariners to win but thinking it would be funnier if they lost” Then they got walked off and I cannot stop laughing

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Someone needs to clean the drinking water in Detroit because these fans have something wrong with them

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Watching the mariners on this beautiful Friday night

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Multiple base hits? Off a lefty? What the h*ck

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