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Owned and operated by a consortium of dorks, just not the consortium of dorks who own the Seattle Mariners. No bits, no jokes, Felix forever.

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jerry spoke for 30 minutes and wasn’t asked about the Taylor Ward/Rob Refsnyder Hit Tracker a single time. Do better @RyanDivish, pls respond to our emails.
ROB REIGNS
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You heard it here first!
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social

I say things that are wrong all the time.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
GOMS! THANK U DREW LOCK!
FERNANDO MUÑOZ
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We’ve updated the tracker, and through his first 85 PA as a Mariner, Taylor Ward has fewer hits than ROB (who is innocent and good).
ROB INNOCENT
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THE WESTON WILSON GAME
WESTON WILSON AND BRAD ADAMS YAPPING ABOUT HIS GREAT GAME
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ROB INNOCENT! FREE ROB!
ROB REFSNYDER
TOTALLY EXONERATED,
NO WRONGDOING

AUTHORIZED AND PAID FOR BY THE LIGHT BAT NEWSLETTER
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ROB
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Beamer Meme Mariners
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Picture of Tweet:

Why do bash "dead-beat" fans for not being there for their team but we never question if the team has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me: Exasperated 

Ump: Today’s Mariner Game

Other Ump: Post-Game Alumni Home Run Derby
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
FOR SALE. HIT TRACKER. NEVER POSTED.
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO POST IT.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DO NOT CONTACT ME. I WILL NOT ANSWER. NO!!!!! NO!!
NOOOOO!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trade Deadline Recap:
Two moves that the Mariners made, but they are weak kittens instead. Two of them.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s right! Mariners (and Rob) will Do It!
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social

Through 107 games the Mariners are 52-55. Here's how they've finished the last 55 this decade:


2021: 33-22

2022: 33-22

2023: 33-22

2024: 29-26

2025: 33-22

It'd be their greatest trick but they aren't dead yet.
33-22 is 85 wins and almost certainly a division title.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How today finds me.
Norf Dog and Nathan’s favorite baseball player.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
TFW the Seattle Mariners’ young 2B of the future hits a go-ahead dinger.
Dustin Ackley!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
TFW the the Seattle Mariner pitcher throws a middle-middle beach ball.
Erasmo!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When the Seattle Mariner catcher does a good thing
Kenji Johjima!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When it’s RISP time.
Kyle Seager!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When it’s time for Seattle Mariner Baseball™️
Brandon Maurer! The Mariner!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
THAT’S MY FRIEND! ROB!
Dave Sims proudly wearing a shirt that says, “You will never catch me doubting Rob!!!”
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*[like the “K” chant for Felix]* ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mariners’ Record vs Dodgers Since 2012: When Kevin Millwood Pitches in a Combined No-Hitter… 1-0, +1 Run Differential When Kevin Millwood DOES NOT Pitch in a Combined No-Hitter… 3-22, -80 Run Differential Kevin! Rob! We need you!
This is what Kevin Millwood looks like
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mariners win. GoMs, GoBiz, GoROB.
A crow and owl looking badass wearing mariners hats
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Here's the rest of our big board. This has been such a labor of love. Seattle would do well to grab any of these guys, but we really think 72 and 145 are under-the-radar steals.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I've thought long and hard about WATCHING THE MARINERS and I've decided it's not something I need to do
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We're keeping our draft coverage going. Here's our entire Top 30. Numbers 31-150 will be released next week. Have a safe and happy 4th you scamps, and don't let Dan Wilson be in charge of your late-show fireworks.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's that time of year again. The Light Bat Scouting Bureau has been hard at work getting YOU ready for the 2026 MLB Draft. We've got our list whittled down to the very best 150 names available, and we'll be releasing them between now and the draft. For now, here's a sneak peak at our Top Ten!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dan Wilson does his bullpen job all day and now he would very much like to try cake instead of deciding what to do in the 7th with George Kirby.
Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things.
But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Headed to the 5th.
Clive Owen going on a fool’s errand (scoring a 4th run with Edgar and Dan)
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching Mariners stuck on 3 runs w/RISP
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We are saddened to hear the news that Rob…. Our dear friend….Did NOT Do It. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.
ROB HAS FALLEN.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When Rob steps up to the plate today in Cleveland
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's the BIG DAY! On July 10th, 1932 Johnny Burnett recorded a MLB record nine hits in Cleveland's 18-17, 18-inning loss to Philadelphia. If Rob Refsnyder can match the feat today he will surpass 2023 AJ Pollock's illustrious Mariner career. He is going to DO IT. GO ROB!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Good news! Rob had 10% of the Mariners’ hits this weekend! Bad news… the Mariners only mustered 10 hits this weekend. Worse news… Rob only has 2 more games to Do It (he will).
Oh no!!!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to the best dad out there!
Dad!Dad!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A HUGE Weekend here at Light Bat Industrial Light and Magic. With Boston starting THREE left-handers, our boy Rob is prepared to MAKE THE LEAP past the vaunted standard set by 2023 AJ Pollock. GO ROB, and fear no darkness!
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ROB IS MY PICK TO CLICK. 2 HITS 2 NITE.
Deal Man and Rob at odds with one another
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dan should be asked every single day why ROB isn’t the starting RF. That bat is too hot to keep out of the lineup! GO ROB!
ROB
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mariners Since May 25th: 11-3 ROB Since May 25th: .278/.350/.444, 133 wRC+ MARINERS RUN ON ROB. HE WILL DO IT.
HOLY, HOLY, HOLY, LORD ROB ALMIGHTY
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It appears the only PLANS Ben Gibbard has is to RUIN THE MARINERS’ SEASON!
Ben Gibbard’s fault.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Make that a 2-6 record with a -18 run differential, all because Ben Gibbard hates the Mariners (complementary).
BEN GIBBARD’S FAULT
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
MARINERS ARE DEAD, BUT ROB’S ALIVE.
ROB 2.0
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Deal Man!.. ROB WILL GET A HIT! [Crowd begins stomping feet while chanting “ROB! ROB! ROB!”]
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy Death Cab Release Day. The Mariners are going to lose, and it's Ben Gibbard's fault.
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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The ball arced high through the cloudy Puget Sound sky. In it was compressed the hopes, the yearnings, of an entire region. Perhaps it was the weight of those hopes that drug it back earthward and into the patiently waiting glove of MJ Melendez. Rob Refsnyder did not do it, and the Mariners lost 7-1
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