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🍑emsomerville🍑

@lickmycupcakes.bsky.social
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Daddy of the internet. RGBaby. “She had an ‘I might murder you at any moment but it will probably be fun for both of us’ aesthetic.” Melbourne ☔ EMSOMERVILLE.COM

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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 22h
Me watching The Mothman Prophecies - “Deadbra Messing”
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sound up for ASMR
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am a seamstress.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The absolute nerve of me taking a phone call
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pornhub title: POV upsettingly direct eye contact while she eats broccoli RAW
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazon caught Toast’s look of complete despair that someone was at the door and they didn’t want to play with him 😩😩😩
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
✨art✨
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New pastry idea: petit fives.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about Mothman a more than zero amount of times every single day is that normal
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993
David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993
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george benjamin jones @mole.club · 29/09/2026
yeah bro it’s called buying it
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s a question that’s haunted me since I was a child, why don’t all fish & chip shops and chicken shops automatically sell bread?
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me every time the lions are in the Grand Final - “I didn’t even know McDonald’s made luggage”
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Fozzie Bear Stage Hook
ALT: Fozzie Bear Stage Hook
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Were you ever a millennial teenager if you didn’t lose one of your oversized unlaced etnies in a mosh pit at a music festival
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🥲
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now seeking a husband, preferably extremely wealthy and absurdly close to death. Apply within.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here I was having a perfectly nice day doing some mild tidying and then I opened a glasses case and came across my wedding ring 🤮
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just found a new guy
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Big snug lazy day 🤌🏻📚🍝🐶
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve never even felt invigorated let alone reinvigorated. Heck I’ve never even felt vigorated.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you buy a present for someone else that’s basically free because it was a kind thing to do so you can still spend money on a present for yourself because that’s girl math you haven’t spent any money today you’ve only spent kind feelings
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
S’a big fkn week for me and my sleepy brain
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got a late night watch notification that said “guess who’s been extra good today?” only to be dismayed to find it was in fact an update from my doggie camera and not a nice compliment for me personally
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huge (bum) if true
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 13/09/2026
Reverse cowgirl means horses watching women do dressage
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It pleases me greatly every time this guy pops out a little pair of spiky testicles
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am once again the absolute height of fashion in my Sunday dog walk attire.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you to my phone for reminding me that my brief streaming career was just me eating on camera all the time (you’re welcome)
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Personal space who is she?
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This little potato is not respecting my personal space today
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You’re laughing? They replaced my toothpaste with the little hearts in it with toothpaste without the little hearts in it and you’re laughing? Don’t they know I need to cling to any scrap of whimsy I can in this life?
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Adobe Photoshop 5.5 (1999). And it still runs on Windows 11.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And we’ll call that feminism, baby
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And I’m going to buy it and I’m going to build it and I’m going to stare at it lovingly
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will buy the Nintendo game.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean look man whatever works for the kid
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yo this chick FUCKS
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good news gang I found my travel coffee cup from the before times when they made me go to an office and it still slaps.
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🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know I’m an old, old woman but why is it so impossibly hard to find nice coloured long warm cardigans. I just wanna be cozy in not-beige.
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