🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 22hMe watching The Mothman Prophecies - “Deadbra Messing” 120
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The absolute nerve of me taking a phone call 160
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pornhub title: POV upsettingly direct eye contact while she eats broccoli RAW 140
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no McTry. There is only: 483105569
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin 362720234
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Amazon caught Toast’s look of complete despair that someone was at the door and they didn’t want to play with him 😩😩😩 060
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026New pastry idea: petit fives. 512721
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about Mothman a more than zero amount of times every single day is that normal 130
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993 425264
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑george benjamin jones @mole.club · 29/09/2026yeah bro it’s called buying it 07113
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443891231
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Here’s a question that’s haunted me since I was a child, why don’t all fish & chip shops and chicken shops automatically sell bread? 010
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me every time the lions are in the Grand Final - “I didn’t even know McDonald’s made luggage”static.klipy.comFozzie Bear Stage HookALT: Fozzie Bear Stage Hook 320
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Were you ever a millennial teenager if you didn’t lose one of your oversized unlaced etnies in a mosh pit at a music festival 020
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Biblically Accurate VLC Instance 72746899
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Now seeking a husband, preferably extremely wealthy and absurdly close to death. Apply within. 210
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here I was having a perfectly nice day doing some mild tidying and then I opened a glasses case and came across my wedding ring 🤮 331
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366491685
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just found a new guy 2844653
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 189103533310
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129822234
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve never even felt invigorated let alone reinvigorated. Heck I’ve never even felt vigorated. 062
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you buy a present for someone else that’s basically free because it was a kind thing to do so you can still spend money on a present for yourself because that’s girl math you haven’t spent any money today you’ve only spent kind feelings 050
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026S’a big fkn week for me and my sleepy brain 140
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Got a late night watch notification that said “guess who’s been extra good today?” only to be dismayed to find it was in fact an update from my doggie camera and not a nice compliment for me personally 150
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 13/09/2026Reverse cowgirl means horses watching women do dressage 225935
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It pleases me greatly every time this guy pops out a little pair of spiky testicles 050
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am once again the absolute height of fashion in my Sunday dog walk attire. 030
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thank you to my phone for reminding me that my brief streaming career was just me eating on camera all the time (you’re welcome) 030
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This little potato is not respecting my personal space today 020
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You’re laughing? They replaced my toothpaste with the little hearts in it with toothpaste without the little hearts in it and you’re laughing? Don’t they know I need to cling to any scrap of whimsy I can in this life? 031
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Adobe Photoshop 5.5 (1999). And it still runs on Windows 11. 1035058
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all 694701689
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And I’m going to buy it and I’m going to build it and I’m going to stare at it lovingly 020
Reposted by 🍑emsomerville🍑Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34180964487
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I mean look man whatever works for the kid 121
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Good news gang I found my travel coffee cup from the before times when they made me go to an office and it still slaps. 030
🍑emsomerville🍑 @lickmycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I know I’m an old, old woman but why is it so impossibly hard to find nice coloured long warm cardigans. I just wanna be cozy in not-beige. 120