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Noah Evslin

@nevslin.bsky.social

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TV writer/producer: Rescue HI Surf, NCIS:HI. Hawaii 5-0, Colony, Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, Private Practice, more. Co-host SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS. Cancer warrior. From Kaua’i.

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Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 21h

After the merger, do we call it Para Bros?

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 21h

So we can say these staffers are up Schmitt’s Creek?

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pretty clear that all fraternities need to go. From all the stories I’m hearing, this culture is way too pervasive.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I finally signed the CoA for a new project today and my feature went wide. I haven’t had that happen for years. Fingers crossed we get a bite.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apple should make a trivia game using all its video screensavers.

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Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On ALONE, they dump 10 contestants into the arctic with bears and wolves and no place to sleep or easily obtainable food for a chance to win $500k. On the new WONKA reality show, they get put into a candy factory for a whopping $3 mill. There’s a metaphor here somewhere.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Inspired by a certain chunky rhythmic world sound I’m hearing in a handful of deep tech tracks, I made a new DJ mix. This is less about the dance floor and more about taking the listener on a global journey of the mind and soul. www.mixcloud.com/noahevslin/d...

DIGITAL NOMAD MIX by Noah Evslin

A sexy, sultry mix of deep tech and world house beats to sooth the soul.

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Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got Covid or a bad case of thr flu this week. To cope I made a new mix. Definitely exploring a new sound. I definitely recommend to anyone who wants to lose themselves for an hour into beats from around the world. www.mixcloud.com/noahevslin/d...

DIGITAL NOMAD MIX by Noah Evslin

A sexy, sultry mix of deep tech and world house beats to sooth the soul.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got Covid or a bad case of thr flu this week. To cope I made a new mix. Definitely exploring a new sound. I definitely recommend to anyone who wants to lose themselves for an hour into beats from around the world. www.mixcloud.com/noahevslin/d...

DIGITAL NOMAD MIX by Noah Evslin

A sexy, sultry mix of deep tech and world house beats to sooth the soul.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

On this week’s SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS, we have best selling novelist (and so many other things!) John Green on our podcast. Yet even somebody as successful as him has found time to fail. Take a listen to find out how. hollywoodabyss.com/green

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All Marcos asked to leave Hawai‘i as Hurricane Polo aims straight for the remote island chain. (More seriously, I can’t believe we’re all about to go through this again.)

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Very niche TV writing question: For all the writers who don’t use Courier for studio/network level outlines, what font do you use?

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Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Weird. I have a distinct memory of Dog the Bounty Hunter dying like 8 years ago.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Congrats to the WGA’s newest Board of Directors. They’re leading the ship through very turbulent waters. I wish them all nothing but success.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Big network pitch tomorrow. The last for a while. Which is good as I’m all pitched out. But I really love this project. An original idea set in Hawaii. Fingers crossed that I can relay my passion to the execs on the zoom.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ice Tea and Ice Cube should pair up to do fresh remakes of Summertime and Hot in Herre.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just finished my first short story in years, a high-concept sci-fi love story titled EARTH DAY ZERO. It’s roughly 8000 words long. I don’t know if it’s any good. But I do know that I loved writing something just for myself. I should do it more often.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Another hurricane. Yay?

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My BIL stumbled into the laundry room before dawn this morning… and came across what I can only presume to be his new roommate.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m kind of obsessed with the TV series ALONE. They should do a battle of the champions. Except it literally could go forever.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In that Halcyon period after selling something but before I’ve actually turned anything in and thereby starting the process of being beaten to death by my own dreams, ambition and imagination.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

10yo: How did they know that ET didn’t have a peanut allergy?

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E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Winks

ALT: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Winks

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m really excited. I’ve been working on all these TV pitches for like 4 mos. But I’ve been sitting on a big idea for a movie I’ve really wanted to write. I’m finally caught up with all my work (for a couple weeks anyway) and can open a new screenplay file. Uncharted waters of the mind, here we go!

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Turns out, we’re in the Executive Disorder phase of that presidency.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

So we’re making America a great… lake again?

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Right now, Dolly is in heaven telling St Peter that he might want to lock the doors behind her. Earth ain’t what it used to be.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Anyone work on an NBC drama in the last five years and would willing to send me a script from their show? Preferably a procedural. Thx!

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Somebody famous died recently who I could have sworn was already dead…. (No not Dolly.)

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So this morning my breakfast went missing. But I’m pretty sure I have a suspect.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

That’s the sound of 93 simulataneous Dolly Parton biopics being put into development all around Hollywood.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So why do I have Wolowitz from the Big Bang Theory as my background on phone? Great question. It started because my two boys (14 and 10) would change my b.g. to their photo whenever they got their hands on my device. To stop this, I first put a photo of their mom. Didn’t work. Then my dog… 1/2

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TV writers, please use this thread to introduce yourself. Tell people what level you are. What you write. And if there is a dream staff you’d like to work on right now. I don’t have a huge following on here but who knows? Maybe the right person will see this and give you the boost you need.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Not Dolly. :(

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I just learned that 90s fashion is coming back. Does that mean I can dust off all my raver clothes from 1998? Thank God I kept my JNCO jeans and Kikwear from that time in my life. I just need to dust off all the glitter.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My son asked me what piece of writing I’m the most proud of. And I showed him this.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Worried I wasn’t drinking enough water, I got one of those hydration apps and it said I needed to consume 111ozs a day! Is that what y’all are drinking and nobody ever told me? I’m lucky if I drink 40ozs in a day.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

There’s a downgraded hurricane knocking down my trees outside… My truck was stolen two days ago. It’s a Sunday. But I have a revised pitch due so I must keep plugging away regardless.

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Kermit Says We Got This

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Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

BREAKING: Starting immediately, Theodore Cleaver to take over Karoline Leavitt’s role as White House Press Secretary. Beltway insiders are calling the move “Leavitt to Beaver.”

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We’re re-watching MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. I hope they call the inevitable sequel: “THE RETURNIA TO ETERNIA.”

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

People all over Hawaii are wondering: when will Lala land?

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

TV writer types. Which one are you? Pick one from each category. Category 1. A) Those who LOVE writing. B) Those who HATE writing but LOVE having written. Category 2. A) Those who write because they LOVE telling stories. B) Those who write because they LOVE TV.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

And now a hurricane alert. It’s been… real.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My truck was stolen from my driveway yesterday evening. The 19yo kid went joy riding in it all night before getting into a 4 car crash, totaling my truck, hurting a few people and putting himself right into jail. But the Hawaii cops were amazing. Strange experience. Don’t recommend.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I have pitch pages due and this happens! Apple you’re killing me. Hey here’s a suggestion: either put the plug on the back so we can use while charging or let us turn our iPhones into a trackpad while we wait for our mouse to come back to life.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We’re watching Schitt’s Creek again and the show is a GD masterpiece. It’s even better on a second viewing.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Today is my dog Kili’s 8th birthday. Can you all wish him happy birthday?

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

On today’s episode of SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS, we chat with Criminal Minds writer, showrunner and Executive Producer Erica Messer. It was a lovely chat with somebody who has done it all, including writing and producing 100s of eps of a hit network procedural! Hollywoodabyss.com/minds

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It’s their world. The rest of us are just living in it.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

North Shore is a perfect movie. And I don’t know one single surfer from Hawaii growing up who didn’t have a crush on her.

Noah Evslin @nevslin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m having one of those weeks you just need to pinch yourself about. Career is (finally) good again. Great even. Marriage is good. Family is good. Surf is good. I woke up to an amazing sunrise. I’m trying to be better at appreciating these moments when they happen because life can come at you quick