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The Unsettling Spider-Liam

@liamkav.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, columnist and all-round word-monkey FOR HIRE. BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon. Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You motherfuckers! I am a 'creative-first ho' NOT YOU!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NEW CLUE! Can you use the emoji clue to guess the SONG from the artist I'm covering for my next retrospective? SWIPE to see today's clue and COMMENT with your guesses! Keep an eye out for more clues before launch day! #music #review #halloween
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My new Music retrospective launches THIS HALLOWEEN, so I'm dropping some terrifying, mind-bending clues about the artist I'm covering using the only thing scarier than a Ouija board...the EMOJI BOARD. COMMENT with what SONG you think the emojis describe! 💃🦯 Look out for the next clue tomorrow!
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another Columbo piece on the go. Trying to fit it in between things
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😂😂😂
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone hire me to write my Batman/Columbo crossover please. I don't big myself up much but it's soooooo good!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah the longer I look at it the more 'off' it seems.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ugh yeah it sounds like a load of hole. Crossing fingers for you!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Best of luck Zee hope you get it!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is wild.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PROBABLE CLAUS An argument over the last Christmas tree lands two lonely, stressed single parents in a mall security room, where their precocious kids enlist a down-on-his-luck mall Santa (who may actually be the real deal) to show their parents they belong together. #SCREENPIT
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOCKED IN A kidnap victim, trapped in a high-security building, must escape his captors with help from a security guard who’s just as trapped as he is. DIE HARD meets PANIC ROOM 2017 Austin Film Festival Semifialist #screenpit
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GUNDEAD A black-ops mercenary sets out to avenge the death of his husband by a twisted scientist by turning himself into a zombie with the scientist’s gene-altering serum. JOHN WICK meets 28 DAYS LATER #screenpit
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wasn't this the plot for HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH?
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently legit encyclopedia.pub/entry/34073
encyclopedia.pub
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Give it to me baby! (Cancer vaccines) Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New Trainwreckord! An absolutely doomed attempt by MC Hammer to 'get hard' in the wake of gangsta rap's rise. Pumps and a Bump is a banger, though.
The CD of MC Hammer's album The Funky Headhunter. Go listen to Pumps and a Bump if you like booty anthems.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Actual conversation I heard in Penneys today. 2 lads looking at a Chucky t-shirt on the rack: First Lad: I think I'll get that shirt. Second Lad: Didn't think you liked Chucky. First Lad: Yeah I love Chucky. Chucky àr là.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
5) If they've hired all these free directors, producers and writers, and they're all using A.I., what exactly do they actually DO?
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
3) Can you really be "into" "Catholicism" or "anything" without being "into the culture?" 4) Is there ANY genre sexier and more intriguing than...Catholicism?
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1) Why are Catholicism and passion project in quotations? 2) Wasn't A.I. supposed to free us up so we DON'T have to do day jobs to pay bills? (I know the actual answer I'm being glib)
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw this in a Facebook filmmaking group and I have QUESTIONS. 🧵
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@seannorthridge.bsky.social
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New Trainwreckord for the collection. The cover is every bit as 'knock-off T-shirt' looking as @shadowtodd.bsky.social describes.
The Clash album CUT THE CRAP. Featured on Todd in the Shadows' TRAINWRECKORDS series. Which you should watch if you haven't already.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morrissey singing his classic tune, 'Teat is Murder.'
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No Rachel! Theu said you have to EARN your way to success! E-A-r-n!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's shocking how much this happens. I'm an absolute nobody, and yet I've had numerous encouters with people basically saying 'write my idea and get it made, I'm in charge, it's a collaboration.'
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wouldn't give my penis a name. But if I did...
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
SPIDER-NOIR wasn't quite what I wanted from the concept, but the story picks up greatly in the back half, the b&w visuals are pretty, and the performances by Lamorne Morris and of course Nicolas Cage carry it to being a fun, interesting and all-round good time.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
grammar was more important in the days of you’re
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Philomena Cunk On...the wall at the Musèe d'Orsay.
A statue remnant on display in the Parisien museum that looks like Diane Morgan. Or I think she does, but I've been wrong before.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hes on the list but he needs a second shout! As do you!
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Charlie Stickney/ White Ash Comics @charliestickney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who's looking for comic cover work? I'm going to be hiring a bunch of people in 2027 and would love to expand my list of human artists. Please include samples and/or a link to your portfolio. NO AI or bots using other people's work please
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@seannorthridge.bsky.social @jimmysavage.bsky.social @blackmotheyes.bsky.social @mrliamnaughton.bsky.social @lanedraws.bsky.social @jpjordan.bsky.social @salylockheart.bsky.social Are all great and you should hire them.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finally found a clothes shop that caters to my specific style:
A clothes shop sign that says

MAN
BOY

It's me. I'm the man-boy.
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000% 

daily reminder that if you like something someone made tell! them! tell them tell them tell them TELL THEM
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
did you know the two occupants of a pantomime horse cannot legally be compelled to testify against each other
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Poor James Somerton...he had to do analogue ChatGPT to make his money.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pat Mustard signs up to Tinder:
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The DLC writes itself
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
CIA had at least one agent in its propaganda division during the Cold War who was known to have sex with cows. FBI are way behind as usual.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Monster of the week are the better eps. But if you haven't seen the others you should watch them at least once.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What can I say? I'm a sucker for serendipity.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who needs an afterlife when you're this kind of legend? #RIPTimCurry youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?...
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Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Well Done Smile
ALT: Well Done Smile
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Give me and @devindoyle.bsky.social comedy jobs, morons!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazing. This caption is legendary meme material.
Hitler in Downfall snarling. The caption replaced with

'I'm easily influemved by ragebait!' 

Which if you think about it, was very true.
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah I love the style goose too! He's always so on point with the latest fashions! Oh sorry, I thought you were talking about Trends Gander. My bad!
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The Unsettling Spider-Liam @liamkav.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I spelled it wrong but its this
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