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Liah Bond

@liah333.bsky.social
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Reality has outstripped satire

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There it is.
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vashíto @vashperado.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
3 panel doodles, a person is playing guitar saying "i haven't played in years" in the following panel their fingers are bleeding. in the last panel they are crying and saying "FUN"
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Both tbh
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
The top half of a cat is concealed behind a gold curtain, its bottom half exposed.
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It’s always struck me as a weird song for Christmas. I never liked the faggots line. But if people love it in the holidays, fill your boots. I feel similarly about Auld Lang Syne on New Years tbh
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
2026 is gonna be my year
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 12/12/2025
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:
Image of Shax from Star Trek Lower Decks with the words "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/10/2025
If this doesn’t make you rethink your weekend plans, nothing will.
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’ve seen this man on Grindr. A lot
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Also, why are his only options a girl with an attitude or someone kinda snotty acting real rude? Nelly really needed to love himself more
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If Angela Rayner lived in a cardboard box, the Telegraph would claim she nicked it.
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That was my “Trump angrily tweeting about Lewis” impression. It seems to have gone down well. I’m also great at parties 👍
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“The Newsagents Podcast is doing GREAT! Jon Sopel and Emily Maitlis are FANTASTIC, truly world-class talents (everyone agrees!). But ‘Loony Lewis’ Goodall… TOTAL RADICAL LEFTY, fake ideas, zero ratings if it was just him. Very unfair, very biased, BAD for Britain!!!
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“Y’know, when I talk about medicinal bloodletting, people look at me like I’m crazy. But you let out a pint or two, suddenly *boom* your humors are balanced, your headaches are gone, and, believe it or not, mosquitoes don’t bite you as much. The CDC doesn’t want to study that, by the way” - RFK Jr
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This Epstein story doesn’t add up. For one thing, why didn’t he fall through a window of Trump Tower? by Vladimir Putin
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Trump Floats Adding Himself and Epstein to Mount Rushmore to Clear Controversy
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Jerry. That’s asphalt
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
They exist. The “Clammy Valley”
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s fine once it warms up. I do worry about the initial annihilation problem, but then I can inflict flaming death upon my enemies no problem at all 👍
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
They say it’s “Jerry Derangement Syndrome” He can’t keep getting away with this
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/04/2025
Trump's policies may have changed over the years, but his passion for shower pressure has never wavered
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This is just adding insult to injury Jerry. Why are you like this?
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I quit all social media 4 years ago. I only got a Bluesky account to mess with the moron man child obsessed with the letter X Yet here I am. Logging on. Following Jerry. I never wanted this
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
If you need a ‘good laugh’…👇 Since. Ancient. Times. 😂✨
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Elon Musk trying to prove his worth to online teens gets destroyed by commenters as he live streamed Path of Exile 2 whispers. Commenters said “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE” & “DIE” as he frantically tried to hide them, then lost his hardcore permadeath character due to Starlink lag.
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Breaking news - Trump supporters now scrambling to get jobs as anti-Trump protesters, just so they can afford to buy eggs
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to storm Greenland. by Donald Trump
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Long live the penguin revolution
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Liah Bond @liah333.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Why are you like this?
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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A lesson from Ferris Bueller on tariffs.
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off “TARIFFS”
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stovedoorkosen.bsky.social @stovedoorkosen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This
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Lisa the Leftist @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
From United Humanists on FB
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Mary Doria Russell @mdoriarussell.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/11/2024
If you voted for a billionaire you’re not on the side of the working class you dumb fuck.
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/11/2024
I miss when ‘sticking it to the man’ didn’t mean sticking it to science, history, and basic empathy.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Choose one alive or human
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i saw a copy of a real estate licensing exam and it was just questions like “can you find all the rooms in a house?” and “are you familiar with cupboards?”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
cybertruck owners when the accelerator pedal gets stuck
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