Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ha ha you oiks! We Conservatives are BACK! Well done Tory Chairman Kevin Hollinrake. He should have brought on an Eton tie, a dead pheasant, a wax jacket, a book by Jeffery Archer & a photo of Maggie. We are so kicking arse. Suck it up (As Dean my paperboy says)! 🤪🇬🇧 4822049
Newelthambugle @leydene.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hope it works better than the rusty iron dome that's supposed to protect my car. 010
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do listen to Brexit Brian (below). He is the first line of defence in our ‘Britannia Shield.’ We Conservatives our confident that our iron dome will protect this great nation! 🇬🇧 2110622
Reposted by NewelthambuglePrem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shadow chancellor vows to cut tax in every Tory budget As always, it would be tax cuts for the rich. No mention of corporate welfare, equitable distribution of income/wealth. We haven't recovered from previous Tory follies. NHS queues, potholed road, crumbling schools. What will they cut next?bbc.co.ukShadow chancellor vows to cut at least one tax in every Tory budgetShadow ministers unveiled a series of policies on day two of the Conservative Party conference in Birmingham. 60481218
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How lovely to see AJ Pritchard the ex Strictly dancer in his new role as a political commentator on GB News: 2117535
Reposted by NewelthambugleAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026Trump: "We've gonna shove it up their ass ... They are a bunch of dumb son of a bitches" Remember when presidents had dignity? Here's a lowlight supercut from Trump's rally tonight in Ohio: 107958961699
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For a long time I have heard rumours of secret flights into Dubai: plane loads of complete nutcases. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down Isabel Oakeshott as she is one. 🤪 90770157
Reposted by NewelthambugleDinsdale Piranha @heptaglemious.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh no! They came over on #BrexitBoats! The Home Secretary should resign! Who was Home Secretary in 2023? Oh yes: Suella Braverman. 8416106
Reposted by NewelthambugleMia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump administration’s talks with Russia about ending the war in Ukraine have expanded to include a multibillion-dollar oil deal that would benefit Middle Eastern business executives with ties to the two main U.S. negotiators, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...nytimes.comU.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump AlliesPresident Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter... 1918881
Reposted by NewelthambugleTexas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 03/10/2026Jared Kushner, President Trump's son in law and peace negotiator makes money off Isreal's military killing people. Any questions? 46956345
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mike Graham is a controversial character. His recent jokes about Andy Burnham’s father suffering from Alzheimer’s have landed him in hot water. Whether you love him or hate him, one thing you can’t deny is that he has devastatingly good looks and is a really handsome chap.😬 6633161
Reposted by NewelthambugleHuffPost @huffpost.com · 02/10/2026“Someone knew more than they were letting people know,” the New York governor said Friday after appointing a special prosecutor to the 2024 case.huffpost.comCornell Frat Members Reportedly Shared Victim’s Photo; Hochul Calls Case’s Handling A Failure“Someone knew more than they were letting people know,” the New York governor said Friday after appointing a special prosecutor to the 2024 case. 0169
Reposted by NewelthambugleCraig's Late Night Douche Bag Patrol🦘🦘🦘 @vincentsworkisdone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No one better to do the job. 031
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m seriously worried about Lee Anderson MP. It’s been over 3 weeks since he has filmed himself fingering his meaty flaps. Has he: -Died? -Converted to Islam? -Turned vegan? -Had one of those stomach bugs that leads to what Dean our paperboy calls the “sharts?” -Lost his false teeth?🤔 5936277
Reposted by NewelthambugleSupertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Where are all the women” ask knuckle dragging far right scum while talking about asylum seekers. Getting sexually assaulted by British men, it would seem. 9269122
Reposted by NewelthambugleKyiv Post @kyivpost.com · 30/09/2026Russia has warned NATO it could resort to nuclear weapons if the alliance attempted to cut off Kaliningrad, its Baltic exclave, Reuters reported. Moscow accused NATO of pursuing a “dangerous and reckless course” that could trigger a direct armed conflict. 2204
Reposted by NewelthambugleArthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To think there are still people out there talking about "targeted strikes" and "minimising civilian casualties". This is no different to what Russia has done in Eastern Ukraine. 416162
Reposted by NewelthambugleBryan Harnsberger @psychhype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey guys. We can do better. Boston Rape Crisis Center set a 10K fundraising goal up. Want to support women? Here’s a chance to do something that isn’t performative. Let’s make an impact today. support.barcc.org/campaign/813...support.barcc.orgDonate to Return to Sender: Summer 2026Return to Sender: Summer 2026 https://giving.gofundme.com/campaign/813999/donate 174
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A sad, lonely woman jilted by her brash lover is left to wile away the empty hours in an isolated flat in Dubai. After consuming yet another vodka her mind wanders & she types out far fetched fantasies desperately seeking attention & solace. Please could someone call a doctor.😬 84615151
Reposted by NewelthambugleOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Faragists rely on the narrative of "men on boats" creating a de facto Fifth Column in the UK to feed their agenda and to stir up hostility and to win votes and ultimately power. Suckers fall for it. Media boosts it. We've been here so many times before and you'd think we'd all wise up but hey ho 37803212
Reposted by NewelthambugleJoe Ickowski @joeick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man stays on target with the discipline of an x-wing pilot in the Death Star trench. The message discipline is honestly something to behold 839280
Reposted by NewelthambugleTom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don Jong Un. 24421
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Surely it is time for the authorities to take this Fairford terrorism case out of the hands of the police & pass it over to Nigel Farage, Richard Tice & Isabel Oakeshott etc. These people have the expertise & skills to have this all solved & explained to the public by tonight.👍 1031247307
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m beginning to worry about Liz Truss…😊 7037062
Reposted by NewelthambugleParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda. 1941894463
Reposted by NewelthambugleElizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 25/09/2026The U.S. strike on the Iranian elementary school was the deadliest American military targeting error of the 21st century in terms of child casualties. Horrific. This war needs to end – now. 2633992972
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏 48752243
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Huge apologies. My wife Bunty and I have been hacked by an AI program. Hopefully this matter will be resolved by tomorrow. 😬 2915319
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Had a bit of fun with That Danny Tommo wrap group ‘Right Said Fred’ yesterday. Or should I say ‘Wrong Said Fred.’ 😊 www.thepoke.com/2026/09/22/t...thepoke.comThis takedown of Right Said Fred’s ‘holiday’ moan was already good and it just gets betterYou’ll remember Right Said Fred from back in the day when they briefly bothered the charts, but are now better known as conspiracy cheerleaders and railing against vaccines and lockdown back in they. ... 2814738
Reposted by NewelthambugleRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whenever Republicans say gas prices spiked “under Biden” they always fail to mention that it coincided with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. But Trump promised dozens of times during the campaign that he had a secret plan to end the war in 24 hours & said it “wouldn’t even be hard.” 1342134552
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mr Tommo’s local vicar in front of his church ‘Are Blessid Laydee and All Are Souls.’ 4524754
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is Reform UK Councillor Jaymey looking ‘cute.’ Isn’t he gorgeous? My only worry is I hope he hasn’t suffered autism in this photo & has posed Gregg Wallace style without his trousers on. Jaymey has allegedly had some Masterchef issues before involving a sausage & veg dish.😳 4424369
Reposted by NewelthambugleLiam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lord give me the arrogance of a tax exile who feels the right to comment on the tax policies and general running of a country who you have deprived of billions by registering yourself in Monacobbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 721180326
Reposted by NewelthambugleSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Andy Burnham. Drinks 12-15 cups of tea a day? Ha! What a wimp. When we Conservatives were in power Nadine Dorries was drinking 12-15 bottles of vodka a day. 😊💪 2832158
Reposted by NewelthambugleJoey Blue @jp262.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Seems like a good time to remind people that Greg Abbott smirked when asked about abortion access for victims of rape, saying dismissively he would simply end all rape in Texas. First, he didn’t (see next comment), and second, if he could have before then and didn’t, that is dereliction of f-n duty. 721395
Reposted by NewelthambugleDemCast USA @demcast.com · 18/09/2026Re-elect Jon Ossoff to defend healthcare and housing while fighting corruption. His opponent Mike Collins calls Jan6 rioters "peaceful", backs a total abortion ban, and is endorsed by Turning Point’s MAGA youth recruitment. Support Jon Ossoff. electjon.com 6272161
Reposted by NewelthambugleSweetWitch2697🔮🎱🪄-MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN BEASTLY CONCOCTIONS! @sweetwitch2697.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Conditioning FEMA money on a Republican winning is a disgusting new low. Trump is treating North Carolina disaster survivors like pawns for his campaign. Safety is a right, not a reward for votes. Absolutely vile. #StopTrumpCorruption 45531
Reposted by NewelthambugleSweetWitch2697🔮🎱🪄-MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN BEASTLY CONCOCTIONS! @sweetwitch2697.bsky.social · 18/09/2026'Things just got awkward!' Analyst spots alarming 'contrast' between Trump and Fed chief www.rawstory.com/trump-kevin-...rawstory.com'Things just got awkward!' Analyst spots alarming 'contrast' between Trump and Fed chiefPolitical analyst David Pakman said things "just got really awkward" for President Donald Trump after his hand-picked Federal Reserve chairman voted to raise interest rates.In a Thursday episode of "T... 21511
