Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/06/2026He is jumping and he is pumping. Taking a loofah to all of the koopas. 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 19/05/2026Okay, I had missed this earlier but I am now convinced that councilman Krishnan is engaged in a deliberate campaign to troll long islanders with a series of subtle microaggressions that outsiders will not even begin to comprehend. 020
Reposted by Old Dry KeithCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times. 163125442620
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 14/04/2025Sometimes I check my spam folder and today I’m glad I did. 020
Reposted by Old Dry KeithKevin Hovdestad @hovdestad.ca · 11/04/2025So, there’s obviously a lot of other stuff going on, but today was also the official release of CATAN 6th Edition. It’s an amazing accomplishment from an equally amazing team. 1154
Reposted by Old Dry KeithTerra Field @rainofterra.gay · 02/04/2025You assholes are going to feel pretty bad if Something Awful has happened to Elon. 1017017
Reposted by Old Dry KeithOliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG 24786351
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 29/11/2024Apple intelligence summarizing my messages continues to be better than expected. 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithAlex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You used to call me on my self-own 103121422831
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 26/11/2024“I come from Maryland and” Say no more, fam. www.reddit.com/r/washington...reddit.comCan you turn left from right lane in a multi-lanes intersection? 020
Reposted by Old Dry KeithBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems. 30612198660
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/11/2024I suppose, with Mr Brown’s passing, there must be a new Old Dry Keith to take on the mantle. Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich. 200
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 19/04/2024The most important thing to understand about being a fan of the Mets is that it’s like being a fan of a tv soap opera. Everything is amplified. Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more. But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets. 020
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 04/10/2023I have been banned from the Bing AI art tool because they are afraid of me and what I have trained the robot to do. Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles. 141
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 03/10/2023Lol Bing’s new Dall-E implementation really has no rules, huh. “Goku tries to prevent the incident at Kent State University, May 4, 1970, press photo” 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 17/09/2023I have lived a few blocks from this dive bar for a few months now and finally decided to go inside and see what the vibe is, and… This sure is a menu. 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithLynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Yes, that’s cousin Jellybean! 5846
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 01/09/2023This website not supporting short video uploads yet is a crime. 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/08/2023Not sure if I had posted this here before so: 24580197
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 23/08/2023I need to make something exceptionally clear up front here: I am not posting a link to a fetish website. This is a link to a conspiracy website. I have standards. www.weirdalmpreg.com 110
Reposted by Old Dry KeithDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/08/2023For decades, philosophers have posited the existence of "Hotep Teen Roast." 3653478
Reposted by Old Dry KeithInfinite Purr Machine @honestmeows.bsky.social · 05/08/2023SPOTTED A CRYPTID IN THE WILD AND DAMN NEAR CRASHED FOR THIS PICTURE 78919
Reposted by Old Dry Keith🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 24/07/2023thee knoweth i hadst to doth t to 'em 110025
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 24/07/2023Going to take this fresh new social media platform opportunity to create the worlds foremost Toomgis fan account. www.ampm.com/toomgis 110
Reposted by Old Dry KeithBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/07/2023Randy Bass has one of the wildest Wikipedia pages on the planet en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Bass 510127
Reposted by Old Dry Keith🇵🇸☭𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣☭🇵🇸 @usacomrade.bsky.social · 16/07/2023Okie dokie 6445
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 16/07/2023I mean, is the internet not such a tower? Is it not an insult to god? 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 12/07/2023I was wondering why my feet felt weird all morning and I have just realized I was wearing my slippers on the wrong feet. 000
Reposted by Old Dry KeithJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 12/07/2023When a commissioned author illo for a book goes terribly wrong. 5521
