Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/06/2026He is jumping and he is pumping. Taking a loofah to all of the koopas. 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 09/06/2026My story about this is that I spent one holiday season working a kiosk at The Source mall on Long Island. And the source’s ambient Christmas music holiday mix was literally just one CD long on loop. (This was like 2003) And that CD had Feliz Navidad on it. Twice. 041
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 19/05/2026Okay, I had missed this earlier but I am now convinced that councilman Krishnan is engaged in a deliberate campaign to troll long islanders with a series of subtle microaggressions that outsiders will not even begin to comprehend. 020
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 25/12/2025Free ideas for anyone more talented than me for next years DEVO set: Through Getting Coal Sno Ball The Day Santa Gave Me a Surprize 120
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 28/11/2025Can I renew my existing sub with this promo? If so, uh… how? 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times. 163125442620
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 14/04/2025Sometimes I check my spam folder and today I’m glad I did. 020
Reposted by Old Dry KeithKevin Hovdestad @hovdestad.ca · 11/04/2025So, there’s obviously a lot of other stuff going on, but today was also the official release of CATAN 6th Edition. It’s an amazing accomplishment from an equally amazing team. 1154
Reposted by Old Dry KeithTerra Field @rainofterra.gay · 02/04/2025You assholes are going to feel pretty bad if Something Awful has happened to Elon. 1017017
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 25/03/2025If you couldn’t tell from the way he treated his mother in that old video where he gets mad about sandwiches… IDK what to tell you. 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithOliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG 24786351
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 29/11/2024Apple intelligence summarizing my messages continues to be better than expected. 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithAlex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You used to call me on my self-own 103121422831
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 26/11/2024“I come from Maryland and” Say no more, fam. www.reddit.com/r/washington...reddit.comCan you turn left from right lane in a multi-lanes intersection? 020
Reposted by Old Dry KeithBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems. 30612198660
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/11/2024I mean, you won’t find Ham or Mustard in most of my sandwiches…. 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/11/2024I suppose, with Mr Brown’s passing, there must be a new Old Dry Keith to take on the mantle. Might as well be me. I sure do have a fondness for a nice, simple, minimally sauced up sandwich. 200
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 14/11/2024Please use the brain force plus IP to sell, like… coffee or whatever that isn’t just poison and/or snake oil. 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 23/10/2024I will forever love this comp of G rated GG Allon covers; m.youtube.com/watch?v=R63A...m.youtube.comBen Gibbard - Friends in the City (Rated GG)YouTube video by alectherins 110
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 19/04/2024The most important thing to understand about being a fan of the Mets is that it’s like being a fan of a tv soap opera. Everything is amplified. Other teams win more. Other teams also lose more. But nobody in any sport does either as _spectacularly_ and _entertainingly_ as the New York Mets. 020
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 26/02/2024This is my chance to wax rhapsodic about the royal farms hand pulled chicken sandwich. 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 23/02/2024This looks like what happened to the right shoe from the pair of vans that I wore on my job driving for 8 hours a day for 6 years. 010
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 22/12/2023I have contributed my caller ID information to your annual data harvesting and joy distribution program. :) Thank you. 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/10/2023Not to defend the bad opinion havers here but… there… aren’t several road rage shootings per week in the NY suburbs? 010
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 04/10/2023I have been banned from the Bing AI art tool because they are afraid of me and what I have trained the robot to do. Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles. 141
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 03/10/2023Lol Bing’s new Dall-E implementation really has no rules, huh. “Goku tries to prevent the incident at Kent State University, May 4, 1970, press photo” 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 24/09/2023… Sexy Brooklyn Firefighter Framing? (I was trying to find a news article from a few months back about the guy who frames my pictures. He’s a firefighter.) 000
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/09/2023There’s a male prostitute character in Baldurs Gate who brags about his infertility enchantment. So yeah. 010
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 17/09/2023I have lived a few blocks from this dive bar for a few months now and finally decided to go inside and see what the vibe is, and… This sure is a menu. 010
Reposted by Old Dry KeithLynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Yes, that’s cousin Jellybean! 5846
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 05/09/2023It’s been years since I’ve been, but I specifically remember having an extremely legit chicken and waffles brunch at Spenard Roadhouse in Anchorage. 020
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 01/09/2023This website not supporting short video uploads yet is a crime. 010
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 28/08/2023Do you ever get up as far as Machias? Because if so, I am curious if the Schnitzel Wagon there is still operational, and also, I highly recommend said Schnitzel Wagon. 000
Reposted by Old Dry KeithIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/08/2023Not sure if I had posted this here before so: 24580197
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 23/08/2023I need to make something exceptionally clear up front here: I am not posting a link to a fetish website. This is a link to a conspiracy website. I have standards. www.weirdalmpreg.com 110
Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 19/08/2023My favorite part is that it somehow got posted to the fucking sci fi thread in the book barn. 030
