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Old Dry Keith

@lesspopmorefizz.com
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 18/06/2026
He is jumping and he is pumping. Taking a loofah to all of the koopas.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 14/04/2025
Sometimes I check my spam folder and today I’m glad I did.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 29/11/2024
Apple intelligence summarizing my messages continues to be better than expected.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 25/11/2024
You can’t use that word, the economist!!!!!!!
Push notification from Apple News: The Economist, that reads “How Donald Trump is coming for the spooks”
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 23/10/2024
He did that track.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 01/06/2024
Happy pride month
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 08/05/2024
This is not not a cry for help I guess.
A picture of a bowl of carnitas. The caption text reads:

“Off work late? Hungry but too tired to count macros?

An entire pound of carnitas. An easy weeknight dinner. 
Eat them directly out of the bowl. No tortillas. No salsa. No condiments. 

You will certainly not regret an entire pound of carnitas.”
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 04/10/2023
I have been banned from the Bing AI art tool because they are afraid of me and what I have trained the robot to do. Since it blocks all requests for Goatse, I simply recreated it from first principles.
Bing AI Art tool suspension message screenshot.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 03/10/2023
Lol Bing’s new Dall-E implementation really has no rules, huh. “Goku tries to prevent the incident at Kent State University, May 4, 1970, press photo”
AI generated image of Goku standing around during the Kent State massacre.AI generated image of Goku standing around during the Kent State massacre.AI generated image of Goku standing around during the Kent State massacre.AI generated image of Goku standing around during the Kent State massacre.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 17/09/2023
I have lived a few blocks from this dive bar for a few months now and finally decided to go inside and see what the vibe is, and… This sure is a menu.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 24/07/2023
If you encounter Toomgis in the wild, whatever you do, DO NOT CRAVE. He can sense your hunger. And he hungers for it.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 24/07/2023
Select + to Discover Toomgis
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 24/07/2023
Going to take this fresh new social media platform opportunity to create the worlds foremost Toomgis fan account. www.ampm.com/toomgis
It’s Toomgis, the terrifying snack golem mascot of AM/PM.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 24/07/2023
Okay.
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Old Dry Keith @lesspopmorefizz.com · 14/07/2023
Dog is driving car. How can this be?
A photo of a cute dog, standing on its hind legs with its front legs propped against the steering wheel of a car.
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