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one daughter but they all my sons in this bitch. philly

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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13m
i prefer to not know
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 28m
yesterday may've been the last hurrah of warmish weather. snuggle up, bitches
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 48m
was not aware of the Jalen Hurts news when i bought a new Eagles hoodies for the season last week.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 1h
this is the thing i'm gonna try to make happen tonight. i'm sick of storing my records in crates.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 1h
post a vampire that isn't Dracula:
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 1h
The Teen is off to do hayride and corn maze sort of activities this evening, so me and my bourbon will be settling in for spooky movies and furniture assembly. first up: undertone (2025)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
i mean.. yeah 😅
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 10h
woke up thinking about the ramen from the previous night. 🥰
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 23h
Elias' wig in this movie is burning me up 😂
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the trouble is, i don't know if i feel like making dinner tonight. might be a KPOT kinda evening.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i don't remember why but i loved this movie when i was young. rewatching: The Prophecy (1995)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i hadn't stocked up on libations because i expected to be at a function tonight. there is definitely not enough wine OR Super Lytes in house to bridge the gap.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
had this new ham broth base i wanted to try on the pork, tho 😕
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
that makes two utterly INSANE takes from that account within one earth hour.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sara "Fred Flintstone foot-faced" Huckabee?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
you look amazing. the happiest birthday to you 🥹
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
hm. i wanna saayyy that one time maybe late 2024?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
why is everything on my nerves
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
let me go back to seasoning this chicken. i'll try again on here later
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
how long do i have?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😒
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wait, we don't get a likkle thrill from the British accent??
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
dhdjdjshhskkshOMFG
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
did i tell y'all the good news about the gingerbread i made last night?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it could definitely be me. i still got time!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it was still a compliment.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sister.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sister. friend.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i hope to never get there 🙂‍↕️
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i want you to be better
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, we got to pay dodgeball in school. it didn't feel obligatory, it was a RUSH. I wasn't a weirdo who likes hitting people -- I was an expert dodger of balls
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i got less than 4 hours left in the tank then I'm abandoning this desk
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mildly drunk. i still have my weekend nails on, which makes me feel drunker because i can't type correctly.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
watching Disclosure Day, and I just..
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i feel a nap coming on
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the man beside her said he'd go get her one!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me, running to take the trash out: neighborhood lady: excuse me, I love that dress!! me: thank youuu! $7 at Nordstrom Rack!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so it's a double jeopardy thing?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'll just use your suite for a 4 day 3 night sitch
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
she did!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
as a certified weirdo, i have very specific sound preferences for when i'm at home. enter: seasonal background music this is the only good YouTube can be to me. *i also noticed on playback that i'm swaying whilst recording, so i may have had enough Henny for now 🥴
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is the first image that popped into my head, and I started coughing on the laughter that escaped:
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
because "now it matters", or so i've heard
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"What could possibly go wrong?" -said in my best Bubsy voice
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The bank giving them the money:
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cuz don't let me start to compare & contrast. Fun police paddy wagon on standby!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'll help
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
and you, so brilliantly blue, among them. 🥹
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