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@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
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one daughter but they all my sons in this bitch. philly

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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 2h
i had half a bottle of whisky so it's time for Now You See Me 3
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
he doesn't have this app anyway. i can say what I want. cut that hair. i'm over it.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
if i have to give up god to stand ten toes, i'll do it.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
buuuttt i'ma say it. why would an ugly man's opinion on 4 beautiful women reach the point of relevancy that we have Discourse about it?? ugly men have had opinions for as long as we've had ugly men. when did we start treating those men or their opinions as valid? maybe that's what we need to fix.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
i played this song so often that my child learned this as her first "acceptable" curse word.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
currently in a stalemate with Him because i do NOT like the locs, the two-strand twists, the individuals... none of it.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
we're not supposed to say the obvious things pertaining to this person, so let me just *guess* that he's dumber than a box of hair, and that's why he thought the Internet was a safe space to share these audacious thoughts while looking the way he does.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
ikyfl
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Side Eye Boy's Funny Reaction
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
i'm vaguely drunk but i took 50 pics of his suit, with measurements, in order to get it tailored before the function on Sunday.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 3h
i put on an episode of The Carol Burnett Show, and the featured guest is Lucille Ball! what a win.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
lol! i never caught the rebooted one not least of all because it's produced by Michael Bay's company and that does not bode well.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
if it wasn't your birthday, i'd refuse and say this is unfair! But today you can have anything. happy birfdaaaayyyyy!!!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
i haven't seen It Ends yet to compare but this feels more like The Hitcher with a supernatural bend? not amazing but not the worst hour and a half i've ever spent, either.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
"i'm talking WAP WAP WAP"
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
the tension mounts, but to what end?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
super weird. earned that block.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 5h
stoked i get to use this so soon.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
i don't like using mine. it's always a last resort. i've basically been making nuggets with the thighs then tossing in the sauce and hit it with sesame seeds. i'm excited to test a modified recipe
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
it's been weird bitches left right and center. my god, TODAY
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
oooh so it's sautéed not fried? definetly taking notes. i'll try this real soon and report back.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
well i'll be! it has a lady in it! 2026 so progressive.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
THANK YOU! it sounded good so i wanted to see it but kept forgetting what it was called. i love when i find a gripping horror made on a tiny budget.
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Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 6h
"Go big or go home," joke's on you, I am both big and at home.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
you need to be stopped!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
this isn't the movie i thought it was. what's the new(ish?) psychological thriller one where it's, like, 3 dudes in a car but the road never ends?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
I've been hitting sesame chicken like twice a month at least. adding maple??
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Donald Glover (Troy Barnes) Taking Notes
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 6h
Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
the jokes aren't funny. i don't laugh at kids bearing the brunt of some grown up's deranged sense of humor.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
what began as reheated leftovers became a change of plans when i kept opening tupperwares to find food gone bad, or didn't have the needed ingredients to make anything else. but i happened to have everything for chili! might do a pan of cornbread tonight to go alongside, now that i have eggs.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
weird bitch. i hope she gets jumped in county
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
now that's what i call a euphemism! thanks for sharing.
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Lauren Tsai - I'm Keeping It
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
i made chicken chili at 2 in the morning, so probably more of that 😂
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
did someone order the WHIMSY?? 🥹
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
there's only so much a gal can take
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
i asked if there was a lot left on the video, and he says "it's a Live..." so i gently suggested he take his talents upstairs. i'm already settled in good on this couch.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
TOO LATE. i had to chase him out of the room for playing some loud ass sports talking show that was using clips of Steven A Smith. i'd rather take my chances with the road trip demon! 🫠
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 6h
called on the way home to see if he wanted any lunch. no answer, so i got us a chicken sandwich and a salad. got it home, and he tells me he, too, had ordered chicken sandwiches for lunch and they were to be delivered in the next 10 minutes.
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Anna & Hans: Jinx! Jinx Again! (Frozen)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 7h
let's see what we have here: Passenger (2026)
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 7h
spent the day shopping with my mom and baby nephew. i was supposed to find a brown dress to wear for this wedding on Sunday, but didn't find anything I liked enough so i grabbed a fun summery dress for $6.97 now i gotta go shopping again on Friday 🥴
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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 19h
it's a hobby at this point! tried out a new chili recipe tonight because i figured i'm up , so.... might as well lol.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 19h
i have an idea for a chickpea and avocado salad. something that'll requires no cooking.
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Durand Bernarr @durandbernarr.bsky.social · 19h
I need to pop back over here
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 19h
that's always my first thought when i have time on my hands 🙃
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 20h
what had happened was: i was going to microwave a veggie burger, but rerouted. i was gonna make cornbread too but apparently i'm out of eggs.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 21h
i almost wish they'd post here more often, but i'm always glad when a new video hits the SL 😅
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 21h
up making chili
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
skin smoother than silk!
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ryan is so funny 😅
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