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Actual Person '84

@lentilstew.bsky.social
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Nate. wrote some tweets about free iPads or something. yelled some stuff in the game where you date dads. avatar and header are from Jessica Hayworth and Super Mario Bros. (1993), respectively

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck, dude
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@doginacafe.bsky.social just about every time I see your username, I get Double Dog by Emory stuck in my head, mostly because of the "I scared you / Coyote in the yard" lyric www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKno...
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emory _ double dog
YouTube video by creu ràdio
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this rules haha
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he reminds me of that bit from Hitchhiker's Guide where there's a race of aliens with so many arms they invented roll-on deodorant before they invented the wheel
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that scene in The Taste of Tea where the lady starts just mercilessly beating the shit out of her boss, on his birthday, for what feels like forever
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cranial trauma :(
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
important as a teenager to witness behavior that has you like "hm maybe it really is possible to be too horny"
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the only good media platform. gone before its time. requiescat in eggbug. amen
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 02/10/2026
found a pet recreation area that looks like a prison for training psychic dogs
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty sure that’s Sheldon Big Bang
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Folklore Horror Day 1: Changeling #Drawtober #FolkHorror
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
absolutely slaps
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what a wild thing to loop without viz in the bathroom
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when I first saw him, I was like "who is this goblin of a man?" but it took like 8 seconds of watching him wrestle to be like "no this guy rules actually." he seemed like a real one too it's so sad, dude
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what? no this fucking sucks
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cait if there was a button I could push on this computer to distribute cheese to this man immediately, I would
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the second this popped up in my feed, I whispered "oh hell yeah." all that Akane-banashi I been reading has been leading to something
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry this is at least the second time I've made this same joke to you, but with a different vehicle. hope you're having a nice day :)
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🌕🌏🌕🌎🌕 @townmap.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the way she isn't even allowed to connect with the people who are trying to comfort her because of the way her story is being framed/where it's being posted. so much sadder and scarier than a simple spinning house. amazing story with such an amazing reveal. thank you for sharing!!
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so far, this is one of my favorite things I've read this year a forum post describing a strange piece of ephemera pulled from the user's recurring dream. you probably know what's happening before you even know what's happening at the end, there's a way to reveal what's been hidden
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let Me Tell You About My Apple
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he’s gonna eat it for dinner
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wtf is going on that I can’t add any stacks of stealth today? I’m not getting a cover bonus either. what da hell
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for real! and it's the same with tattoo artists. like can you please at least tell me what city you're in? I just need to know if it's within travel distance, or if I'm filing it under "if I ever find myself in St. Petersburg"
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh! The Turntables Have Timed! ['Cow Abducting a UFO' by Fer Martinez]
a painting of a ufo in a field being abducted by a beam coming from the udders of a huge floating cow.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
i have this dream like five nights a month.
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I genuinely think you’d have a nice time
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that scene with the dancers in the apartment is so terrifying and beautiful
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
dolls to watch out for
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
classic Lutz
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
buckle up for The Kudo Method
(picture of a Hamtaro hamster) If a medium can speak to ghosts imagine what a large could do
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 15/10/2023
senritsu kaiki file kowasugi! is real. the worm dimension is real. jin kudo is real, and strong, and he's my friend.
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
would this qualify as a post-Post post?
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The old link is dead, so here's the entirety of the extremely hard to find Koji Shiraishi found footage horror SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI! series. It's unavailable anywhere legitimate and is one of the greatest things ever. Enjoy. drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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SENRITSU KAIKI FILE KOWASUGI!!! - Google Drive
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bought a print at SPX without a method of getting it back home and must now reflect on my decisions
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh hell yes
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will give you a hug if you’ll take it my friend
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
streamed this mix back in June but forgot to make it public until last night. please enjoy www.mixcloud.com/MrManitou/la...
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Latex Noir - 6/20/26 (Twitch Stream)
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if anyone else is going to SPX… well, I hope I’ll see you this weekend
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This artwork is an oil painting titled "Level Crossing, San Francisco" (2025) by artist Rob Pointon. From his "Fake Tales of San Francisco" collection.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we used to have to write everyone’s numbers down and memorize the ones we called the most
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my friend The Gourd has a word or two to say about this
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tbh the more time I spend with it, the more I like it. Kiyoshi Kurosawa knows wtf he doing
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was hoping to love The Prisoner and the Samurai, but alas I did not enter the cinema with a pure heart. I’d formed ideas about it based on the trailer and the premise, and my inability to let go of those things brought me suffering. which is extremely in line with the movie’s actual themes
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
good willow cohost posts
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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember this Sapienza post being one of my favorites for a while. I would think about it daily
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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