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Alex 🫩

@lengau.net
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Shitposter, software developer, cheese enthusiast, contemporary Cassandra. Follow me for rants about CI sucking, philosophical discussions of Python and Rust, infraskeets about local shitbags, weird comments about Linux contaners and mediocre photos.

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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 30/09/2026
One third of world population exposed to harmful air pollution. Heatwaves and wildfires combined with human-caused emissions this year exposed one third of the world's population to extremely high levels of ozone pollution, a European Union report says u.afp.com/S9hT
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 29/09/2026
#a2council
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 29/09/2026
Fix our clocks to not enforce morning people hours on everyone.
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boo-randon 🎃 @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
no
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 28/09/2026
#a2council test post pls ignore
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 27/09/2026
I know someone who owns an electric Hummer because that's what his employer gave him as a company car. I do not know anyone who hates electric Hummers more than that guy. And he has DETAILS about his hatred.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 27/09/2026
Extra bonus: neverending jokes about Schindler's Lift.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 27/09/2026
*Flashbacks to the time I missed an entire page of an exam*
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
Trump fucked up the *American* renewable transition but he might have had the largest positive effect on the global transition of any president ever
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 26/09/2026
Did you have a good strong cup of coffee this morning?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 26/09/2026
I'd even say that the fact it failed is further reason to study it. We must learn from both the successes and the failures of the past.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 24/09/2026
I know a guy who couldn't use his name as a Hotmail address because his surname is Livshitz.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 23/09/2026
Not those specifically, but I printed something like this: makerworld.com/en/models/56... Send pics and descriptions of the issue?
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 23/09/2026
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" with the caption "it should not be dark at 7 AM the day after the equinox"
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New study finds the social cost of driving a car 1 km—including pollution, crashes, infrastructure, and noise—is more than *triple* the private cost paid by the car owner. doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 23/09/2026
I would like to see an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet translated into old English...
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 21/09/2026
And the entire state of Michigan clearly belongs in UTC-6. A political decision otherwise is simply a denial of our geographic reality. Putting it in UTC-7 would favour evening people like myself. UTC-5 favours morning people.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 21/09/2026
New York is very close to the middle of where things should be UTC-5 (75° W). Chicago is close to the middle of where things should be UTC-6 (90° W). Is Detroit closer to New York or Chicago?
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nami says @namioshiro.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
every marble in my brain dropped out of my skull last night as our saturday session dnd dm revealed that he's a zionist and that the entire campaign had been set up as an israel-palestine allegory from the start
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
(Which right now should be 10-11)
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
And let's not forget, the Geneva Convention on Torture explicitly prohibits the use of sleep deprivation.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
Which means I, as an evening person who can't sleep until about 4 hours after sunset without the help of medication, either have to rely on medication and still be groggy, end up only being able to get to sleep around 1 in the morning. If I'm then forced to get up early too, I get sleep deprivation.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
If we're going to go back to that, we should simply go back to the length of an hour being determined by sunrise and sunset. Sunrise dictates 0:00 and sunset dictates 12:00.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
Hard disagree. Sleep is critical to human health. www.henryford.com/blog/2026/03...
henryford.com
Living On The Wrong Side Of A Time Zone: Sunlight, Sleep And Your Health
Your exposure to light impacts your mood and sleep, so when the east side of a time zone gets more daylight than the west side, how do these differences affect overall health?
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
This photo was taken by my late father. You're welcome to add it to your collection!
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
Cc @catsofyore.bsky.social
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
This is Toozie, a beloved South African housecat in the greater Johannesburg area around 1970.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 20/09/2026
Oppressive Morning People are the ones who want you to get up before the sun so you can have the "privilege" of going to sleep before sunset too.
Tweet meme:

God: To make you all safer, I've made sure 50% of humanity is alert in the morning and 50% in the evening
Humans: We'll make the other 50% also get up in the morning 
God: holdon
Humans: Not getting up at 5am is a moral failureGod: No, plz stop
Humans: society demands it, you bum
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 19/09/2026
Rabhi endorsement: www.zachforaadl.com#endorsements Washtenaw Republican voter guide: washtenawrepublicans.org/2026-voter-g...
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 19/09/2026
Yousef Rabhi 🤝 Washtenaw Republicans Endorsing Zach Buck for #AADL board. Interesting alignment here, #a2council
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 19/09/2026
It *should* be in the Central Time Zone, but the oppressive Morning People are making your clocks lie to you.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 19/09/2026
Detroit, Michigan is in the Eastern Time Zone.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 19/09/2026
Dolly Parton International Airport is in the Central Time Zone.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 18/09/2026
My most controversial urbanism take is that when done correctly, beg buttons can be Good, Actually™
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 18/09/2026
The city should clear the sidewalks and bike lanes. Everything else is Mad Max.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 18/09/2026
Damn I hate summer so much.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 16/09/2026
Nashville, Tennessee, is in the Central Time Zone (but with 40 years of delay)
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More Neighbors Ann Arbor @moreneighborsa2.org · 16/09/2026
Only a couple days until we convert a parking space on S. State at Liberty into a space for people, not cars! We'll have comfy furniture, activities, and friendly faces. Urbanism Club and Wolverines on Wheels will also have parklets. Come through! Then, find us at Green Fair on Main St. downtown!
Friday, Sept 18. 
Parking Day. State & Liberty St. 2-6pm. 
Green Fair. Main St & Washington. 5-8pm.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 16/09/2026
If only we had senators who hadn't caved to him over and over again.
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Loren @withano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roko's Basilisk is just Pascal's Wager for people who have read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 16/09/2026
Big thanks to @mollyak.bsky.social for all her advocacy for this!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am 100% sure that if Mitch McConnell were still here with us he would approve of wheeling his empty husk onto the Senate floor as many times as necessary to produce a procedural advantage for the Republicans. He might have even explicitly included it in his end of life instructions.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 15/09/2026
In my counts at a stop sign in front of a school, the majority of drivers do...
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 15/09/2026
> obey the rules of the road like motorists do No thanks I'd rather actually obey the rules.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 14/09/2026
It's better to just do `sudo systemctl disable --now ice.service` Also `sudo shred /usr/lib/ice.so*`
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 14/09/2026
Honestly some of them seem to be invested in not mitigating climate change...
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 13/09/2026
Atlanta should be on CST.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 12/09/2026
Let it get stale and sharpen it like a pointed stick.
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Alex 🫩 @lengau.net · 11/09/2026
I, for one, would prefer that a terrorist attack didn't kill over three thousand people and give George Bush an excuse to start two wars of aggression.
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