Loren @withano.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Saving Women's Sports, from the same people who complained and laughed about inviting the Olympic gold medal women's hockey team to the White House. 011
Loren @withano.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Won't someone think of the conlaw professors that have to update their syllabi before the next semester starts? 000
Reposted by LorenGoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings 14091011865
Reposted by LorenMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 23/02/2026The Ghostbusters save New York City twice and the city's response is to sue them into poverty, restrain them from ghostbusting, and prosecute them before a judge who opens the trial by announcing he doesn't believe in ghosts. I have thoughts. They are legal thoughts. www.patreon.com/posts/151418...patreon.comYour Honor, My Clients Saved New York | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew CortlandGet more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon 36615
Reposted by LorenEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake." 144104811788
Reposted by LorenAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference. 1043424647341
Loren @withano.bsky.social · 30/10/2023It's like the IDF has been playing some kind of demented trolley problem. How many Palestinian children is one Israeli life worth? 010
Reposted by LorenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/10/2023my pick for greatest modern-era nba photo used to be wade posing in foreground / lebron dunking in the background, but i think the new #1 is obvious. it wouldn't work nearly as well if wemby wasn't 7'4. the spurs are going nuts for the basketball head man like barney the dinosaur just came to life 513345889