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Kai

@legaltroublepod.bsky.social
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A comedy podcast about problems in the law, like executing innocent people or letting a drunk comedian become a lawyer. Formerly a lawyer but sometimes drunk, Kai Benson tells Emma Davey about various spoofs and goofs from the wild world of the law.

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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If anyone can find this video please share. Haven't seen it in ages
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe the US keeps falling for it
Hey Rube
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You have lost the right to our name. You're Mervin now.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first road trip as a comic was going 9 hours for free drinks/gas. It was at a bar with like 15 people, and my set was meh. After, I bummed a smoke off a dude who said it was good, just a small audience but they enjoyed my set. Then he told me he was Zach Cregger. All the best to a king.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Working on a project where for the first time I've considered using an AI agent (to make hundreds of similar folders) and this remote desktop is the only goddamn place where AI is not present and trying to accost me. Also I tried using a .bat file and it was blocked. Corporations love productivity
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol
Tanner v. United States, 483 U.S. 107 (1987), was a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court held that juror testimony could not be used to discredit or overturn a jury verdict, even if the jury had been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine throughout the course of the trial.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
People are right to be concerned about the growing amount of trans in sports. Today I learned there's a whole Association of NBs
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hey this shit is free on youtube again go watch the greatest doc ever made. E is for Excellent, F means you're Fucked.
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The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young - Award Winning FULL DOCUMENTARY
YouTube video by Gravitas Documentaries
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Podcast might be over. Emma isn't interested in continuing and I'm not sure I have a suitable replacement. Oh well. I'll post here if I start again or make a new project.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
In the early episodes of Knowledge Fight, Dan talks relatively openly about when the show started to get some traction, he quit his job and literally sold his blood to pay rent while working on the show. He's an insanely hard worker and I hope he finds a new obsession to share with us.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social got a gut laugh outta me on this one "The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact."
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Legal Trouble Podcast is WEAK on crime
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Long time feud escalates
Donald trump tweet where he says "Who is paying for that tedious Smokey Bear commercial that is on all the time - enough already!"
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This one is special.
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Episode 35 - Darius McCollum - Train in Vain
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Watched a documentary for the episode we're recording tomorrow and I feel like it has damaged my soul. Perfect!
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
congress could get full communism in exchange for this ballroom being built
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pete Hegseth called them “narco terrorists” and the official statement from the Trump administration called it a training camp for drug traffickers. It was a dairy farm. They murdered Ecuadorian farmers. With our money. The War on Drugs has always been a fascist plot to kill Black and Brown people
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The U.S. Said It Helped Bomb a Drug Camp. It Was a Dairy Farm.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Although it's true that good faith, conventions, etc. are required, I think this take ignores decades of effort to capture the judiciary, Trump's entire first term, and the failure of the Dems to do anything required. The safeguards have been dismantled in slow motion. This isn't sudden.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Me entering the land of the blind: Heh, I should be king in no time. Me after one week in the land of the blind: Nothing is labeled! I can't read braille! someone please feed and house me
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Episode 34 - Murders Without Bodies - No Body? No Problem!
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
St Patrick's day, where everyone is a little bit Irish. Except, of course, the gays and the Italians.
Kent O'Brockman on St. Patrick's Day
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Remember everyone: @chiitan.love says we are TRAVELLING not DRIVING and WE WILL NOT BE DETAINED
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
See, but this will solve itself when every trans person in Kansas declares themselves a sovereign citizen and burns their driver's licence.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
God: Congrats on participating in causality! Please rest assured all criticisms of existence have been predetermined and are kept in a box labelled "whiny bitch stuff" Me: You're going to need a bigger box
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Prohibition comes to an end! Featuring lots of violence, funny names, and poisonings. Like! Subscribe! Dance the Charleston!
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Episode 33 - Prohibition Part 3 - Jake Leg
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Goober
Cat
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
They shoulda kept that angry little face. Delightful
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 03/02/2026
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
More prohibition! We talk about loopholes and rum runners and lots of fun stuff.
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Episode 32 - Prohibition Part 2 - Sacramental Jello Shots
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If I attacked a politician and their first reaction was to call me ugly I'd probably walk into the sea
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I propose that Canada puts the US under a conservatorship until they are no longer a threat to themselves or others. We'll be totally fair, I promise. Maybe we'll steal a Dakota or two but you guys aren't even using those
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
New episode! open.spotify.com/episode/4A17...
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Episode 31 - Prohibition Part 1 - Grog Time
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/01/2026
A touching tribute to Mike F
Classic Mike F tweet:

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
In which I tell Emma about why Socrates is an asshole
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Episode 30 - Socrates - The Socrateers
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I will record a podcast tomorrow even if I don't manage to write a script. Fuck it, this topic is so far outside my expertise I might as well wing it
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Shocked that this isn't Obvious Plant's work
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Ok, things are lookin' pretty good here in Omelas, but I like to dream big. I move fast and break things. Hear me out: that room could fit way more kids. We could have 10 times the utopia
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hot Coffee! open.spotify.com/episode/2k3y...
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Spotify – Web Player
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Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks.org · 06/11/2025
heard y’all like Eugene V. Debs www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2347-e...
A black t-shirt with white type, a photo of socialist Eugene V. Debs speaking, the shirt features his quote "while there is a soul in prison, I am not free"
at the bottom it says "Haymarket Books"
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Insert "call me Miles Davis" meme here
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm not a political strategist but it seems like Dick Cheney should die every election day.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Episode 28 - Lindy Chamberlain - Officer Dingo
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I started watching baseball three games ago and have already seen four games. Delightful
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