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Kai

@legaltroublepod.bsky.social
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A comedy podcast about problems in the law, like executing innocent people or letting a drunk comedian become a lawyer. Formerly a lawyer but sometimes drunk, Kai Benson tells Emma Davey about various spoofs and goofs from the wild world of the law.

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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My beautiful baby boy. Goober forever.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stavvy's dad
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Life is a motherfucker. Grateful that it can be so good to make it feel this bad. Goobye sweet Goober.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎵Movin' to the Denmark, gonna eat me a lot of smørrebrød🎶
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If anyone can find this video please share. Haven't seen it in ages
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The bassist recently said he kinda regretted the SICK video where he demolishes a zieg-heiling guy by just battle-axing him with the bass. Wanted to scream at him that he had it right the first time. Talk it out with the nazis after you've laid them low. Not before.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dunno what that is but it looks like a Canadian butter tart. Maybe look for those instead; no promises that they taste alike
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there a wrinkle where the eventual crash will be non-survivable? Oracle not growing for 15 years could also mean Oracle isn't a growth addict like other tech corps. I dunno, these are genuine questions. I just throw shit in an index fund so I'll ride whatever happens, but I'm interested.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It seems where you're entering the territory of Michael Burry, where you'll predict a thousand crashes and be right eventually. All these companies are still kickin and I do believe the longer it goes the worse the fallout is gonna be. But Burry's handle was Cassandra like a decade ago.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Da Hell Dude did not respond so I gotta say after looking it up: probably no crime in the states and 6th amendment probably not relevant. MT can be a shithead still acting lawfully. Maybe, as mentioned elsewhere, open to lawsuit for harms. But yeah doesn't look to me like it's actually a crime
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Canada law dropout here-- in Canada we'd say there's a publication ban on the info and it would be a crime(or unlawful, whatever) to post/publish it in any way. Did MT do journalism crimes? That would make me laugh very hard
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno, y'know?
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mf said amd
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NBA is so funny for what the heights do to weight. I'm built basically like that, I'm 6 foot 5, amd I'm 30 pounds lighter.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I heard he's gonna show feet
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe the US keeps falling for it
Hey Rube
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tragic that you haven't considered the possibility that you might lose a billion dollars and then someone could come along and turn the Onion into a joke. Perish the thought.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Serious question--Haven't computers been better at calculation for ages?
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You have lost the right to our name. You're Mervin now.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It belongs in the hall of fame as the last episode truly worth watching. Superliminal, Yvan eht Nioj, Word...it's a good episode that would be at home in season 8 or 9. For 12? It's a triumph.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first road trip as a comic was going 9 hours for free drinks/gas. It was at a bar with like 15 people, and my set was meh. After, I bummed a smoke off a dude who said it was good, just a small audience but they enjoyed my set. Then he told me he was Zach Cregger. All the best to a king.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me before zooming in: finally, he's fallen below his floor of 33 ish. Me after zooming in: lol
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Israel in: Being John Malkovich
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AI is trying to make a super-Kaczynski
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nobro is always relevant
youtube.com
Delete Delete Delete
YouTube video by NOBRO - Topic
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
CookiePuss of Malice. Is that anything
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rule of threes better stick the fucking landing
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Working on a project where for the first time I've considered using an AI agent (to make hundreds of similar folders) and this remote desktop is the only goddamn place where AI is not present and trying to accost me. Also I tried using a .bat file and it was blocked. Corporations love productivity
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol
Tanner v. United States, 483 U.S. 107 (1987), was a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court held that juror testimony could not be used to discredit or overturn a jury verdict, even if the jury had been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine throughout the course of the trial.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This one will work
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
People are right to be concerned about the growing amount of trans in sports. Today I learned there's a whole Association of NBs
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Also the argument in many of these cases is efficiency. Efficiency is great but it also implies fewer jobs so maybe he should shut the fuck up.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
America loves capitalism because competition makes service better. But also fuck competition because wahhhh we want this waaaahhhhhh.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The mainstream Democrats: well-known Fascism Preventers
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hey this shit is free on youtube again go watch the greatest doc ever made. E is for Excellent, F means you're Fucked.
youtube.com
The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young - Award Winning FULL DOCUMENTARY
YouTube video by Gravitas Documentaries
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Some enterprising weirdo needs to find the point where the word count is/was surpassed.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the curse for hitting real raccoons is much worse
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Seems like conservatives' only definition of punk is "everyone hates you but you're fine with that" Might as well say "conservatism is the new public masturbation fetish" or "supply-side economics is the new Albert Fish"
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I say this with a lot of ill will and animosity: shut up, ding-dong
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That first line is so very very Mountain Goats
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fat Lever
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Respect. Canada had our own thing called the Rhino party, which had a lot of funny bits. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoce...
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Might not be as succinct as that term, but I do appreciate Dawkins' (ikik) concept of the ever-receding pocket of ignorance that religions carve out when we learn more. Oddly enough, I think consciousness is somewhat outside his argument. It doesn't belong to the religious, but damn it's weird.
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I can't believe I ever thought I was too unprofessional to be a lawyer
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Kai @legaltroublepod.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Podcast might be over. Emma isn't interested in continuing and I'm not sure I have a suitable replacement. Oh well. I'll post here if I start again or make a new project.
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