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Lee Seymour

@leemourseymour.bsky.social
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Tony-winning writer, producer, gardener. Recovering journalist. Incorrigible theater kid. Currently: NDA book project. Also co-Lead Writer on @skywind.bsky.social 0451 Literarily repped by @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social

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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 12h
I remain haunted by the guy I spoke to while phonebanking in 2024, who said: "I don't like Trump, but I couldn't afford a house under Biden. With the tariffs, that'll be different. It's just math." Wonder how he's feeling today.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Ash Poprik 🗡️ @ashleypoprik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interested in game writing or narrative design? I put together my favorite narrative-focused resources FOR FREE for your viewing pleasure. You'll find gems from legends including Mary Kenney, Anna Megill, Emily Short, Susan O'Connor, and Toiya Kristen Finley. Enjoy! drive.google.com/file/d/1xIvw...
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ashleyPoprik_NarrativeResources.pdf
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“it’s the *storytelling* that seems to be the craft that is difficult to learn” no shit dingus what the fuck did you think was happening that we were out here just doing nothing lol
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just heard Linkin Park on my local oldies/classic rock station, which means it's time for me to walk into the sea and let the salt reclaim my bones
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jesus Christ this hit me so hard I fell over
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 12/09/2026
next terminator film should reveal that skynet never gained sentience in any sense, it was just a dumbass llm that queued up a nuke launch the fallout of which killed everyone with the background to know the difference
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More like Ultra Muppet omgggggg
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Many millennial favs are beloved not for being good but because we grew up in a monoculture and they were just on TV every night in the 90s. See also: Goonies, Labyrinth, Gremlins (except Phoebe Cates's "why I hate Christmas" speech, which is funnier than anything put to film before or since)
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know folks tend to exaggerate here on the internet but I would honestly murder a lot of people if it meant I could go back in time and see this production live
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The 90s were truly a mad science lab of game design. Looking Glass pioneered a ton, of course. Their Dark Engine (Thief, System Shock) has some truly bonkers tech under the hood that most modern games still can't match. Great vid by @nightdivestudios.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fce_...
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DF Retro Super Show 021: The Big Thief: The Dark Project Remaster Episode Ft. Nightdive Studios!
YouTube video by Digital Foundry
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 26/08/2026
i'm not one to promote necromancy but even if dolly "came back wrong" we'd still be ahead. you can probably do 'er three or four times before she's as evil as a normal person
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My lit agent is, as the kids would say, a Real One
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, music is so cool
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Best damn news I've read in a long time. So relieved that @harvey1966.bsky.social and the incredible talent of Arkane is reconstituting to make more amazing immersive sims. Warren may be retiring, but a whole generation is now carrying the torch. 0451 forever! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
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Dishonored Creative Director Stars New Studio After Xbox Killed Arkane, Vows to Carry the Torch for Immersive Sims 'Until I Am Dead'
Decorated veteran game developer Harvey Smith (Dishonored series, original Deus Ex series), most recently of Arkane Austin – which Xbox shut down in 2024 following the failure of Redfall – has opened ...
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is a perfect joke for like 14 people and I am one of them
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Best damn news I've read in a long time. So relieved that @harvey1966.bsky.social and the incredible talent of Arkane is reconstituting to make more amazing immersive sims. Warren may be retiring, but a whole generation is now carrying the torch. 0451 forever! www.ign.com/articles/dis...
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Dishonored Creative Director Stars New Studio After Xbox Killed Arkane, Vows to Carry the Torch for Immersive Sims 'Until I Am Dead'
Decorated veteran game developer Harvey Smith (Dishonored series, original Deus Ex series), most recently of Arkane Austin – which Xbox shut down in 2024 following the failure of Redfall – has opened ...
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tremendous take. Never thought of these as one category but it's 100% right. I remember playing Uplink (on a PCGamer demo disk!) and being FLOORED. Mooncrash is mad-scientist-tier genius. And all Dishonored DLCs are im-sim victory laps. Blacklist is still on my (ahem) backlist, tho. Time to play...
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An extraordinary, infuriating, inspiring piece. The cruelty described here is matched only by the unbelievable incompetence behind it. May the latter be the former's undoing. And may the next President give the author every medal for which she is eligible. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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The Wrong Kind of American
The Trump White House needed me—until the fact that I am trans became public.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/08/2026
The US really just doesn't have the architecture to do Dark Souls 3-style eclipses
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know folks tend to exaggerate here on the internet but I would honestly murder a lot of people if it meant I could go back in time and see this production live
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
…I took the Amazon money to make a feminist TV show. I make an iPhone app that helps people get more exercise. I am a bit dubious of demands for purity in platforms/services, I think it tends to hamstring the good people while letting the awful ones take advantage of whatever tech they like.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I believe you'll find that 40 years ago was actually the 1950s and not the 1980s, y'all need to get better at math
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it's our time to shine, @mannyhagopian.bsky.social
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 05/08/2026
After talking to a young writer last night, I want to remind you all that it's okay to write without an assignment or goal. Write to explore a new technique, get an idea out of your head, or as emotional exhalation. Write for the raw joy of it. For you alone. It doesn't need to go into a portfolio
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/08/2026
Chat will you judge me if I fuck this light switch
Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas showing a dialogue box option that reads 

Light Switch 01
[Cherchez La Femme] It's not often I meet a light switch with brains and beauty. I think I'm going to like it here.
What function do you serve?
I have to go. We'll talk later.
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think I am going to just live in my garden and grow vegetables and hoard physical books and if anyone tries to come take the books and feed them to a Machine God I will hit them with a brick
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KrysaliaH ✂️🔴💾 @krysaliah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
♥ 🤭
une peinture sur un pot de style hellenique, elle représente un poulpe dont deux tentacules sont levés comme des bras, il a deux yeux ronds et sa bouche semble former un petit sourire joyeux.
au dessus de l'image, un texte : 
thérapeute : que fait on quand on se sent triste ?
moi : se souvenir que la pieuvre des grecs anciens nous soutient à fond ?
therapeute : exactement.
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Daniel Thron @dthron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
love your art so hard that it freaks people out
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My annual “here’s a ton of free publishing advice” post. You can access: TWENTY successful query letters. Six book proposals that sold. A guide to research agents. And a guide to writing I.P. All for free, right here. www.ericsmithrocks.com/perfect-pitch
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Perfect Pitch — ERIC SMITH
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Emerging from my social media cave to say I am now repped by @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the terrific team at Neighborhood Literary! Delighted to be on the roster alongside folks whose work I've long admired. Cooking up lots of fun things, both literary and, er...game-erary. Stay tuned!
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ah yes, Death, or as the French would call it, "Le Big Cum"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I forgot how much of early parenthood is just holding a sleeping baby and catching up on reading. It's wonderful. Related: This has to be among the best pieces of journalism ever. As mesmerizing as its subject. I laughed, cried, and learned about 17 new words. www.newyorker.com/magazine/199...
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Ricky Jay’s Magical Secrets
From 1993: The magician’s deft illusions flout reality, and he rejects the notion that magic is a suitable entertainment for children.
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Tiffany C. Graham @bluenote123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that’s rape. www.salon.com/2026/07/15/m...
Quote from a paragraph in the attached article.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The value system of the greater manosphere is not just anti-female, it's anti-human. Success is defined by physical perfection, wealth, and dominance--but it's not in pursuit of goals these straight guys actually want like love or sex with women, it's just to impress other vacuous men.
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Manda Farough @ PAX Aus | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 11/07/2026
this too shall pass but holy fuck
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Lee Seymour @leemourseymour.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fellow authors: Without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? “Honestly, when you get right down to it -- I mean, right at the heart of, you know, consummate sensorial experience -- does anything really compare to eating ass?”
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