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LazyVase

@lazyvase.bsky.social
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“‘Cause if you’re gonna chase greatness, you’re gonna chase me.” 21 push pop years old. Call me Z for short. She/Her. AO3: The_Scrivener. Huge Omega Strikers fan. Once bought a 21 dollar push pop.

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LazyVase @lazyvase.bsky.social · 6h
I’m so jealous.
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Peach Gobbler @00himesaurus00.bsky.social · 6h
my hips are actually about as wide as my shoulders but I’m greedy. I need more. I wanna break a chair by sitting on it…
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左利き @hidarikiki.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
冥子さん
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 7h
oh that explains it
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 11h
captain universe
trans version of peter parker as captain universe
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Peach Gobbler @00himesaurus00.bsky.social · 8h
boobs are like the obvious thing with a genderswap but there needs to be more butt content. have that freshly engirlened boy keep bumping into things with her big swingy new hips. Have the quirky ecchi girls she befriends grab her butt the way they would another girls boobs. Call Her Wobblemeat
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 12h
one time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck”
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ArcEdo @arcedo.bsky.social · 11h
Emma Frost 💙 #fanart #MarvelRivals
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Onita K art @onitak.bsky.social · 12h
#deadlock
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 12h
Sweet like a Peach, Hardy like Ivy
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 15h
Never let me cook again ☹️
Free Birds movie "TODAY" promo but Reggie is replaced with the main Sportsmate on the Nintendo Switch Sports Resort cover art and Jake is replaced with Matt from the Wii Sports games
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Anvil @anvilsp.com · 14h
pressing the dpad in littlebigplanet
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 15h
Florence Pugh commission for @themystman.bsky.social! #FlorencePugh #MyArt #Commissions
Florence Pugh posing in her Thunderbolts premier outfit
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J u i c e @juicesnatcher.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My Paper Mario comic
Lakilester, Goombario, and Mario having a conversation

Goombario: My tattle log says you're a bad partner, but I don't get that.

Lakilester (outside textbox): WHAT!!
Lakilester (inside textbox): I've been helping out a ton!

Lakilester (offscreen): Read it over again!

Goombario (outside textbox): Hmm...
Goombario (inside textbox): It meant romantically.

Goombario (offscreen): Lakilester. Please go talk to your girlfriend.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 14h
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Plus-Size Sartha (DEMONETISED) @sartha.dog · 19h
hi girls
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Funny Legos @funnylegos.bsky.social · 14h
Youtube thumbnail featuring the most heartbroken lego Black Knight you've ever seen. Behind them is a chart with a downward graph and in front is text saying "it's over". Over is in red text.
lego has ruined army building... (sad news)
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 15h
If you watch all 4 Beatles movies you unlock the ability to see the secret True Ending film.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every Earthbound enemy looks like this
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 17h
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the los angeles lakers are a textbook example of this phenomenon.
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 19h
dullahan cuck chair (thanks @darkwizardjames.bsky.social)
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♡ 𝒹𝑜𝓁𝒸𝑒‪‪ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ @dolcekiss.bsky.social · 18h
it’s been a while since i’ve drawn something spicy, so have a cheeky husband putting his pretty wife in a sexy nun costume
Rosa, in a rather risqué nun costume ( that Adrian picked out ), looking at herself in embarrassment as she asks her husband, “A-Adrie, honey… Is this costume supposed to be so.. Small?”A cheeky Adrian, having picked up his wife, biting down on her bare asscheek while she looks back in surprise/fluster. ( Pose referenced from Fugtrup’s work! )
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Meridaladida @meridaladida.bsky.social · 23h
its supposed to be that one lady from the mass murder aircraft dogfighting videogame Aes Jombat. but I dont think I nailed the face.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19h
i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn
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🍂As the Seasons Change, So Too Does DiDi Star🍂 @didi.rocks · 14/10/2026
YO LETS GOOOOOOOOo- hey
A doctored screenshot showing a Steam gift notification, claiming that Star Wars character has given me a copy of Star Wars: Galactic Racer. There is a personalized message included, written in huttese but notably ends in the word "faggot".
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 21h
The Russian bot farm story spreading far and wide is completely untrue
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Gumi Artpoidd (comms open!) @gumiartpoidd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
was just drawing a girl with a tail and made hong lu by accident. come onnn
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BourBunBun @bourbunbun.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lebanne 💚
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Drokmars @drokmars.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Late night #wip I am morally obligated to make some fresh art of Paige now that I’m starting to actually play Deadlock (ignore the fact I’ve technically been maining Kelvin more atm)
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Hierophant_Pink @hierophantpink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
muriel
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LazyVase @lazyvase.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remember when little miss perfect was the popular fandom song? Good times. *I rock back and forth on my porch during a nice gray rainy day*
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Blue @snowrivers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
💛🩷 #princesspeach
A simple cartoon drawing of Princess Peach.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
brrrrrrrrrrrrr
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
swordswoman detailed_back_musculature birthing_hips
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Kwalker(COMMISSIONS FULL) @kwalker1009.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Commission Wip
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lost media comic number 2
fat guy: "GOD -- I got FAT"pov of fat guy looking at his stomach "I cant even see my schlong any more"he looks in mirror "now my penis is LOST MEDIA"
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Bells ☆ @itbells.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
who ordered punk rock teto? 🤨
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bocchi minh @kinseijoshi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just a reminder that "male gaze" is specifically an art theory term about stripping women of their interior lives to reduce them to mere sex objects. If you think it's a blanket "this has the potential to make guys horny" you're just doing sparkling gender essentialism
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Vivian Reed @aferalsunflower.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
amy girl!!! #sonicthehedgehog
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ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔤 @halgalaz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Titania scribble #oc #art #doodle
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MELON 🔞 @meloncondom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
found this in my WIP hellpit, what do we think
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🌒AliJay🌒 @alijay00.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Meat #deadlock
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Purplekoop @purplekoop.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ted watch order explained timeline working 2026
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TH3GADFLY COMMISSIONS OPEN! DM for details! @th3gadfly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Didn’t have time for a Rouge this week so it’ll have to be a Rouge Repost Wednesday #rougethebat #rougewednesday
Rouge The Bat with her wings over her chestRouge The Bad laying downRouge The Bat laying on the Master Emerald on Angel Island while Knuckles is yelling in the backgroundRouge The Bat in a Golden Bikini
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digos 🔞 @notdiegues.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
commission! #art #nsfw
Illustration of Milly, a red Oni with a big butt in a maid outfit
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Bells ☆ @itbells.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a teto in a suit,,,
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Bells ☆ @itbells.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
realized i never posted flower man teto here 👀
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氷飴@お絵描きおばけ @koriame.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
おはおっちん☀️ 今日はきのこの日だそうです🍄
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