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Lazy-Ferret

@lazy-ferret.co.uk
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Hobbies:- Our ferrets, Raising awareness of rescue Ferrets, Caravanning, Ferrets, DIY, more ferrets.

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Progress Bar 2026 @progressbar202x.bsky.social · 12h
2026 is 75% complete.
A progress bar that's 75% complete.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jubilee sings this every time she flips her water dish
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s start today with some pure love
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sable’d 🌲🍁 @mygooddogsable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAPPY MUSTELID MONDAY
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Mar Cromwell 🌹 > BLFC @marandart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I Saw a Bird: Blue Jay" Approx. 7" across, scrap circular saw blade, copper, spray paint, and paint pen. Sold. Very pleased with this scruffy lad— it was snagged by a Patron before it even got to come to con! Stay tuned for more birds, though. ♥️ Suggestions for other saw birds always welcome.
Cut from a circular saw blade and painted like a blue jay
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beautifully done
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Visual scene: A close-up photo of Steve the otter standing in shallow water with wet fur, looking straight at the camera in a meme style.

Baked-in text (all caps):
“DON’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR MICROWAVE COLLECTING DATA AND THE TV SPYING ON YOU”

“THE VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS”

Small signature in the bottom right corner: “Soft Otter News”
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Just had this video pop up as a reminder of "on this day". I love how wholesome it is, Swizzels as a kit, very over excited, helping Suzanne cut up ferret treats. We buy these knotted Chicken & Duck chews from B&M, un-knot them, then cut them into small bits for the ferrets, who love them.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 27/09/2026
💕Happy Gotcha day to Waffle.💕 It feels like you have been here forever, not just a year. We got you as a bouncer for Swizzels, never expecting you to become the great interactive monster you are. Keep it up.🥰🐾
A dark Polecat standing with her feet up on a trousers leg, looking a little perplexed at how her future life has suddenly changed.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Errr how to diet..This and other ferret tips are available 🤣😍😃
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will sleep here and you will like it maybe Waffle?
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Pavlov 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @play-with-pavlov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
14 weeks old baby skunk telling me their secrets 🥺 #skunk #furry #babyanimals
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Waffle on high being Clives eyes.
All of the photos here show Clives back in a bright blue fleece. On his right shoulder a black ferret called Waffle is looking left, ahead and then right. Checking behind for him.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahaha
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not Ai. Lol
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Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I forgot to post this from last week
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Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She gets so excited when the cat acknowledges her
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Avanii - plush artist and volcano enthusiast @avanii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been working on a new #ferret plush pattern and this little cutie is the first prototype! Filled with lots of plastic beans, it has a pleasant weight. The mask is painted on. I’m making several ferrets, polecats and weasels to test the pattern further 👀 #handmadeplush #plushart #mustelid
Photo of a realistic handmade ferret plush looking at the camera. Photo of a realistic handmade ferret plush in 3/4 view looking to the right. Photo of a realistic handmade ferret plush seen from the side, looking to the left. Photo of a realistic handmade ferret plush being held by Avanii ‘s hand, showing the size of the plush and the belly colour.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 23/09/2026
"So that concludes all the items on agenda, now does anyone have any other business" 😄🐾
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Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The BBC of yesteryear gave me so much. So, so much. Like many, It's shaped my life to an immeasurable degree. But it's time to take a stand.
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dipriya.bsky.social @dipriya.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Full story : funniezvideo.blogspot.com/2026/09/the-...
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The honey badger that want to fight Lion eagerly
In a South African animal enclosure, a honey badger named Stoffel became famous for repeatedly finding clever ways to escape. Stoffel was kept in an
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 23/09/2026
A meme with the words "The best feeling of happiness is when you're happy because you've made a ferret happy."
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Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I've got tunnels and boxes a'plenty I've got cat toys and plushies galore You want dingly balls? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal... I want moooooore"
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💙 Nyx 🤍 @nyxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of fall!!!
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 22/09/2026
When you get fed up with your ferrets stealing your slippers, just make them one of their own.
An albino ferret in the process of attacking an oversize light blue slipper, with red lacesA polecat coloured ferret attacking the same handmade oversized slipperAn albino ferret partially in the oversized slipper
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 22/09/2026
We are lucky that most of our ferrets are bombproof. We can let anyone hold them & know they wouldn't bite. You can't believe just how many people will put a ferret straight up to their face, or jab their fingers round the ferrets face while asking if they bite! We also have Nala!!
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Every so often Waffle demands a cuddle & woe betide anyone who might interrupt it...
Waffle an EU Polecat is curled up on one of Suzanne's hands with Suzanne's other hand gently resting on top of her.Waffle is now staring directly at the camera, which had disturbed her cuddle with the first flash, & now the flash has made her eyes glow white, & she looks very cross.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 21/09/2026
We were at the Bedfordshire Steam & Country Fayre this weekend, & as normal we took our ferrets with us, & took a couple out for a walk each time we ventured out. We popped onto one of the trade stands while walking Crunch & the man running it was instantly in love with her, & needed a cuddle.
Crunch is very free with her kisses, this is Suz getting kisses, whether she needs them or not, to be fair when does anyone not need ferret kisses.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good Morning Blue Sky
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 17/09/2026
On this day in 2011, we were at a ferret show run by our local rescue. A young girl turned up with a tiny carrier, she wouldn't open, as the ferret inside bites. Long story, short, we took out a 12week old kit who was just so over excited to have some interaction, she was a little bit mouthy...
Minstrel, a sandy coloured ferret is coming out of a tube with her mouth wide open, looking like she is about to bite some fingers that are holding the end of the tubeMinstrel, is turning round with her mouth wide open, about to attack 3 jingle balls hanging on a bit of elastic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
“Some of the biggest names in Hollywood are in the running, but a dark horse contender from Petco is making a big impression” — anonymous source
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Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
CULVER CITY, CA—Amidst intense speculation over who would next portray the iconic secret agent, a source within Amazon MGM Studios revealed Wednesday that producers had narrowed down their list of Jam...
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 16/09/2026
I'm not saying little Crunch has a big bum, but that is a pint glass for scale... 🥰
A Fursty Ferret pint glass with an albino jill ferret head first in it, & her rather ample rear end filling the top. She is drinking the milkshake that is around the edge of the empty glass.A Fursty Ferret pint glass with an albino jill ferret head first in it, & her tounge is visable, as she licks the milkshake from around the edge of the empty glass.
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You just asked him to share his lettuce.
A sable with a piece of lettuce glares menacingly at you.
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Gold Country Wildlife Rescue @gcwrescue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember the very squeaky American mink we shared yesterday? Well, now you get to see the best part: the release! Watch closely as this little one darts out of the carrier and heads straight for the nearby creek. Keep watching and you’ll spot it swimming off into the wild! Good luck, little one!
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Gold Country Wildlife Rescue @gcwrescue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🔊 WARNING: LOUD SOUND! What better way to survive Monday than with a very squeaky American mink who has VERY strong opinions about the camera we left nearby? 😂 After rehab and monitoring, this tiny patient is back where they belong: the wild! 🌿 #Wildlife #WildlifeRehab #GCWR #AmericanMink
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Ferdinand Ferret 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @ferdinandferret.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see photos of black footed ferrets and for 32 years I think, "I see, we're the classier version of our domesticated cousins. Reserved, proper, cunning...majestic!" Nope. This shit:
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 16/09/2026
It's taken me a while to type this, so please forgive me Rhubarb. Rhubarb, was born on the 08/06/22 & we got him & his brother on the 03/08/22. He passed away from Lymphoma on the 09/11/26. Too soon!
Rhubarb the Albino ferret out for a walk, on an extending lead, attatched to a red harnessRhubarb curled up on a bright red with white fluff, hammock.
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Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She kept flipping her water dish in the cage so I gave her a quick lock crock instead and 🦦 💦
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He was a lovely albino boy, who was very in tune with us, he managed to make us laugh for all of his life, until I can't help but shed some tears. I miss him in so many little ways, but I know they would rather we were nuts and happy than sad. Have fun until we'll all be together at Rainbow Bridge.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rhubarb was a peacekeeper, if squabbles went on too long he would put himself between them. He had a fetish for tennis balls, preferably yellow ones, where he would move them about, and if the others felt like messing with him, they would move one about or he would hear it fall from somewhere..
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
change the bedding. He was very much a "mummies boy" I played up to it, I didn't need to really I love him dearly. Most photo's are where you'll find him and his brother Custard together, and I like to think that Custard came for him as they just couldn't be apart, shining stars that burnt bright.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rhubarb is/was a complete part of life, from his kisses in the morning, he loved his morning fuss, and would sulk if we were in a hurry. Or it could be night time, he's had his fill and his tummy is full and curled up in our bed making me smile when I pull the duvet cover back, or he would help me
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LaReyne @lareyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/l75Vg...
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Wants A Kiss
YouTube video by Snugbarn
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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BlueSkyCitizen @daisykarely.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had an unexpected visitor in the backyard! A long-tailed weasel was peeking out from under the deck. It even put on a whole pest control show for my cat by catching a mouse. So fast and honestly pretty cool to watch. #Wildlife #NatureLovers #BayArea
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Progress Bar 2026 @progressbar202x.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2026 is 70% complete.
A progress bar that's 70% complete.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a life
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