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I'm not saying little Crunch has a big bum, but that is a pint glass for scale... 🥰

A Fursty Ferret pint glass with an albino jill ferret head first in it, & her rather ample rear end filling the top. She is drinking the milkshake that is around the edge of the empty glass.

A Fursty Ferret pint glass with an albino jill ferret head first in it, & her tounge is visable, as she licks the milkshake from around the edge of the empty glass.

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Sweet dreams Rhubarb, I know there will be a huge pile of tennis balls waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge.🐾🥰❤️💔 🌈🌁

Rhubarb flat ferreting, laying down on some gravel. He does this when he has walked far enough, & wants to turn round & head back to the car.

Rhubarb laying on a baby activity mat that has a small electric blanket on it. We use the blanket in the winter for the oldies but everyone likes to have a sleep on it.

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Last Friday night Rhubarb decided it was time to close the current era of daft, bouncy, loving, albino boys, for now. He sat cuddled up in my arms, & took one last breath, succumbing to the Lymphoma, & went off to meet up with his brother, Custard, at the bridge.

Rhubarb, with his brother, Custard, enjoying a cuddle with mum

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We have always had albino ferret hobs since getting our very first ferrets, most arriving with at least 1 sibling, sometimes more. Every one has had a big personality, & is remembered fondly. Somehow they are always a hit with the ladies as well.

Rhubarb & Custard allowing the vet staff to get to know them.

Rhubarb tarting it up, as Albino hobs like to do, with a female member of staff while at the vets.

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He loved going for walks, & I really enjoyed walking him, as every so often he would climb up, roll over in my arms, & do the full face rub thing, then lean up & give me a kiss, before getting back down to carry on with the current adventure.

Rhubarb takkimg a rest on a wooden bench

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...or returning them to the living room. They have a tube they like to sleep in, out in the garden, which we often have to up-end to wake them up come bed time. Often we would get bombarded with tennis balls he had also stashed in there.

Rhubarb woth a large fluffy ball, at the bottom of the stairs

Another picture, slightly blurred, of Rhubarb running with the large fluffy ball in his mouth.

...so that when I opened it to get the ferrets for bed, they would all fall out on me, I think giving him early warning & time to find somewhere to hide. When they were out in the garden, we would see him running in through the French windows, either taking his tennis balls out into the garden...

The remaining tennis balls after Rhubarb had bobby trapped the door in the TV cabinet.

Rhubarb being a clown, rolling on a fluffy floor mat

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I always thought that one day, it would shatter the glass of the display cabinet at the bottom of the stairs, but luckily it didn't. Out in the ferret run, we have a TV cabinet for them to sleep in, he would always pile up 6 to 12 balls against the door...

Rhubarb in the carry bag, licking cream off of a hand

Rhubarb lifting a small tennis ball into the bottom of an old TV cabinet.

...safe in the knowledge that he only had the one oversized tennis ball. Some times he would scoot it back the top of the stairs, roll it over the edge on purpose, & try to race it to the bottom, before taking it back out into his hiding spot in the run.

We would then lay there awake for the next ten minutes listening to him running down the stairs, & then the struggle as he tried again to bring it back up the stairs. Usually with several more Bump, Bump, Bumps, until eventually he would succeed, & we could go back to sleep...

Rhubarb asleep at the bottom of a carry bag we use when take them for walks. They get in it when tired, or have had enough of people mauling them on days out.

Rhubarb inspecting a radio controlled car

He had a real fetish for tennis balls, & would spend hours moving them around from one place to another. We would wake up in the middle of the night, hearing a Bump, Bump, Bump on the stairs, only to realise that it was him dropping an oversize tennis ball, while trying to get it upstairs.

Rhubarb on a lead, walking across the railway tracks of the Romney Hythe & Dymchurch light railway

Rhubarb stashing a new ball we bought him, still in its packaging

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Some ferrets, when they depart to the rainbow bridge, make it feel like it's the end of an era. Rhubarb was one of those little guys. He was a 'full on' ferret that was usually up to trouble, but had no shame & would look you in the eye as he did it.

Rhubarb, with his brother Custard, asleep on the sofa with Suzanne

Rhubarb on the sofa with a woolen tumble dryer ball

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 11/09/2026

It's taken me a while to type this, so please forgive me Rhubarb. Rhubarb, was born on the 08/06/22 & we got him & his brother on the 03/08/22. He passed away from Lymphoma on the 09/11/26. Too soon!

Rhubarb the Albino ferret out for a walk, on an extending lead, attatched to a red harness

Rhubarb curled up on a bright red with white fluff, hammock.

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I think this picture really needs no explanation.😉😄🐾

A sandy coloured ferret leaning over the edge of the caravan sofa, about to steal a plastic engraved sign which says "Beware of the Ferrets"

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 10/09/2026

When that big scary ferret comes over for the day & steals your favourite window hammock. Poor Bumble is not amused at Waffle rubbing all over his bed.

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 08/09/2026

Sleeping was always better when Custard could cuddle one of his mums socks.

Custard, an Albino ferret curled up near the headboard of the bed, beside the pillows, with his head on a big fluffy bad sock he has stolen from the laundry hamper.

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 08/09/2026

When you fall asleep exhausted on the buffet table, you know the party last night was a good one.

4 albino kit ferrets sound asleep. They are crashed out, one curled up in a round shallow food bowl, another with its head in the litter tray.

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 07/09/2026

Kit was Lord & Master of all he surveyed.

Kit, an albino ferret is laying in a very regal way, a bit like one of the lions in Trafalgar square. He is on top of a stacker create. He looks almost like he is looking down his nose, as if surveying the lower class people going about their work.

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 06/09/2026

It's just a Lazy-Ferret Sunday.💕❤️🐾

A polecat coloured ferret cuddling in my arms.

A light coloured pastel polecat ferret, lounging in his sleep sack bag.

A pastel polcat ferret, & a polecat coloured ferret lounging in their sleep sack carry bag.

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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 02/09/2026

It's hump day Wednesday, so which way are you heading?

An English old style finger post road sign, on the traditional black & white post, with one sign pointing to 'Over the hill', 9 miles & the other to ' Far away', half a mile.

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16/16 ...I can't think how. Have a great time at the Rainbow Bridge, try to leave some of it standing, & most of all, enjoy all the clementines you want (if you can peal them 😉), maybe I do get the last laugh. Sweet Dream Fuse.🥰💔💕❤️🐾

Proof that dispite everything, Fuse could look amazingly cute, just don't tell him I ever said that.

The more normal, Fuse laying down watching, & plotting.

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15/16 Well Fuse, you had 6 years of causing havoc, & I really believe you had your best life. I can't lie, I am really going to miss our sparing, plus the occasional cuddle you would give me, & I know everyone at the vets is really going to miss you, somehow they seemed to think you were an angel...

Fuse in the caravan trying to get to a clementine that is being peeled

14/16...He immediately ran over to her, & gave her a kiss & cuddle. If he ever got into the loo with me, who am I trying to kid here... When he got into the loo with me, he would jump into my trousers, & start digging at my ankles. When I put my hand down to remove him, he would attack my hand.

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13/16 ...he always stopped & put on his best angellic face, acting like he was just there to wait for her. I tried to film it, but he knew & pretended to itch. I think Suz only caught him once because she started to go out, but turned round to get something she had forgotten...

Fuse doing a quality check on one of the hammocks I make.

12/16 ...only causing trouble on the odd occasion, usually after he had lulled into a false security, thinking he had finally given up his bad ways. One of his quirks was, wait until Suz had left the room, jump straight up on the sofa, & start to attack me. Somehow just before Suz came back in, ...

Fuse & Boost asleep in the caravan toy box

11/16 ...of a disappointed Fuse waiting for a segment of clementine that wouldn't come. Over the years I have posted up many tweets of their diabolical ways, which we always associated to Fuse being the ring leader, but once Boost passed away, Fuse actually settled down a bit, ...

Fuse with his head under the water in a plastic tray we have for the ferrets & local wildlife

Fuse asleep on a mat, dreaming of his next great heist.

10/16 Usually failing, he would then settle down somewhere he could keep an eye on us, to wait until it was time for his nightly meds, which he loved taking. Every time we went to the supermarket, we had to pick up clementines "for Fuse", because we did not want to think...

Fuse giving his favourite disciple a cuddle.

Fuse actually looking cute, curled up asleep with his tounge sticking out