Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 9hi guess i never stopped to think about why table grapes don't really taste like grape juice i popped one of these concord grapes into my mouth (first time trying one) and it's like eating welch's grape juice crazy 100
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22hI'm so freaking bummed. I went to a produce market w/ locally grown goods and the second I walked in I shut down. It was packed wall-to-wall with people. They were sneezing and coughing on the produce, being obnoxious/rude. I couldn't think straight. I got a few things and we rushed out 221
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I had a weird shoe fetish for a while as a teen so this music video video greatly appealed to me, but also it's just a really cool concept and I still love it today This whole album was great youtu.be/0ggbRTRDFOI?...youtu.beKenna - FreetimeYouTube video by KennaVEVO 110
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/TPhnOKmhbBw?... Oh, I must have watched this music video hundreds of times in 2005youtu.beModest Mouse - Ocean Breathes Salty (Official Music Video)YouTube video by MODESTMOUSEVEVO 010
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026She tried to bite the cat's butt and he socked her in the face and you can't do that to her!!! She's JUST A BABY She had to come tell me about it 230
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I never felt more badass than I did as a kid dancing to the Monster Rancher theme song in our living room M mm mo mmmomo mo mawnsters RULE 120
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hypersomnia. Hanging out in dreams because I get to see my family and pets again. It's a mixed bag. Sometimes my parents are trying to kill me and sometimes my childhood home is haunted, but it's still better than real life at the moment 130
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jubilee when kibble is presented to her in a dish: "This is clearly not food so I will ignore it even though I haven't eaten in hours & I'm shitting mucus" Jubilee, when the exact same kibble is scattered on the playroom floor: "Damn, finally! Some grub! And it's the good stuff. I'm STARVING." 120
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jubilee zipped past me with something in her mouth earlier - it was a cellar spider! Thankfully, she hadn't managed to kill it yet, so Jim put it on the wall. She also caught a moth a few weeks ago First ferret I've had who 'hunts'. Wish I could tell her not to! 020
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I had fun monies I would comm art of Jolee as a sea otter for Ottober 🦦 🎃 I think she'd be very cute 230
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can't set up appts for exotic pets on our vet's site, but you call & they put you on hold for forever... I guess we'll try again later Jubilee's left ear is swollen/irritated & yesterday I noticed some hair loss. I also caught her rubbing her face on the floor 😞 030
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why the actual eff is a can of soup almost $3 now 010
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the child may have to return to the vet. she in INTENSELY itchy i know ferrets are itchy critters, but this is excessive. i also noticed a red/rashy looking area around her ear too young for adrenal, i don't *think* it's ear mites. she's not really shedding. hmm... 040
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just a reminder since i'm reopening comms today: certain wombats desiring art may wish to leave their art ideas in the google form (i found an idea there this morning and put it on trello, but please keep them coming👏) 220
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026jubilee sings this every time she flips her water dish 081
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i need to shower but before i do that i need ibuprofen because it hurts to move but to do that i have to go out to the kitchen to get the pills and water which means fiddling with the gate and the child is loose so she will definitely notice and try to escape and i don't want to deal with that 140
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can't believe Mommy is in the new forgotten island show 130
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026for this upcoming round of wing-it comms, i think we'll stick to just one-character pieces. jim is working 10 hr shifts at the factory and i hate how long folks have had to wait for their art ;___; hopefully this means we can get through our queue faster 030
Reposted by Jolee JosephineLazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 27/09/2026Just had this video pop up as a reminder of "on this day". I love how wholesome it is, Swizzels as a kit, very over excited, helping Suzanne cut up ferret treats. We buy these knotted Chicken & Duck chews from B&M, un-knot them, then cut them into small bits for the ferrets, who love them. 1153
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026mommy got that heartburn where it feels like she could breathe fire. hooowhee, need less pepsi and more pepcid 020
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026youtu.be/tgcuLDmJYic?...youtu.beSondre Lerche - "You Know So Well"YouTube video by Sondre Lerche 042
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the good news: jubilee absolutely, 100% cannot access the closet anymore the bad news: neither can we 240
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fuck adobe. seriously. i'm on the verge of tears. i downloaded a free trial of photoshop to make sure the .PSD files for the adopts i sold worked. apparently, when i did that, they reactivated an old subscription for adobe stock i cancelled YEARS ago i cancelled the photoshop trial, but - 210
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026She gets so excited when the cat acknowledges her 1266
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jubilee has been noticeably depressed this week because Jim has been working overtime. She's barely seen him. Today we made a point to get her out together before work She was so happy!!! Then he left... Now she's lying on his pillow pouting 🥺 060
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm really struggling. i can't recall the last time i had anxiety like this. i had a nightmare about losing Jubilee that was so bad i can't even talk about it. i just feel completely paralyzed with fear right now, all i want to do is hide and cry 230
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I did a good job with the inks on this piece. Maybe 020
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"The child fell asleep! I'll sneak into the other room and get some comm work done" The second I sit at my computer, I hear the sounds of tiny shuffling feet Fshfshfshfshfshfsfsh Oh no. It's awake again..... 050
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"What are you going to do tonight, Jubilee?" "Same thing I do every night, mommy. Try to destroy the rug in the computer room" 320
Reposted by Jolee JosephineJolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It is the time of year when I must share my favorite short (horror) story: Thanksgiving by Joyce Carol Oates I put it on a special blog with a small playlist of ambient tracks I feel fit the mood of the story Best viewed on desktop (or desktop mode on your phone!) fitchnmoan.tumblr.comfitchnmoan.tumblr.comfitchnmoanFather spoke quietly. “We’ll do the shopping for your mother, the turkey and all. You know she isn’t feeling well.” 231
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not convinced this is all of it, but here's what she just passed 110
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I gave Jubilee a blanket yesterday because it's been so cold. I checked it when we went to bed and it was fine, but at some point in the past few hours she chewed a penny-sized hole in it :( I didn't see anything in her poop so I guess I'll keep monitoring 110
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i don't care about that dragon washing game, but it sounds like maybe they planned to add some female dragons at some point and now people are angry? glad to see the the furry fandom still hates women lol 👍 330
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It is the time of year when I must share my favorite short (horror) story: Thanksgiving by Joyce Carol Oates I put it on a special blog with a small playlist of ambient tracks I feel fit the mood of the story Best viewed on desktop (or desktop mode on your phone!) fitchnmoan.tumblr.comfitchnmoan.tumblr.comfitchnmoanFather spoke quietly. “We’ll do the shopping for your mother, the turkey and all. You know she isn’t feeling well.” 231
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What if I left the US. What if Mommy European polecat instead of American ferret 110
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026She'll promise you more than the garden of Eden Then she'll carelessly bite you and dook while you're bleedin' But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be Blame it all on yourself 'cos she's always my sweet Jubilee 🎶 250
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026She gets mad and makes whiny little baby noises sometimes when tickled Here it is in slow motion (I don't think she realizes she's making sounds because she's deaf lol) 050
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Welcome to heaven! Would you like to know the answer to any of life's great mysteries?" "Yeah how come after eating sometimes I would cough so hard I threw up" 110
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I keep seeing people cry "elder abuse" about Mitch, but this is what he agreed to when he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for power It was in the fine print 120
Reposted by Jolee JosephineJolee @woodchuckles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just leaving this here... 38429
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Became incredibly incredibly ill around 2 AM. I think because the tea I drank contained sucralose. Still very sick 130
Jolee Josephine @fitchnmoan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry I haven't replied to DM's here and on my main account yet. I promise I will when I'm at my computer. I've missed updates from a bunch of people & feel crummy about it :( It's just been a tough week. Low emotional bandwidth 140