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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 04/10/2026
When you have reached the top of the ladder to success, there's only one way left to go. Not that Munchie seems to mind.
An Albino ferret called Munchie, who is standing on the top rung of a step ladder, which is leaning up against the corner of a wooden shed. There are other bits of no importance in the picture, that make it obvious the shed is in the process of being tidied out.Munchie is now leaning down from the top step of the ladder, looking to see how he will get down.There is a wooden frame covered in a green mesh leaning against the step ladder. Munchie is climbing down it head first.Munchie is now nearly at the bottom of the green mesh about to get onto the grass
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I have done my back in, & pulled a couple of muscles fighting with the Jeep over the last 5 days. The pain kept me awake most of last night, so had to take a "me" day as I can barely move. Swizzels can see no problem with this. 🥰🐾
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Black-footed albatrosses lifespan 15-40years pairs mate for life, reunite with their mates after months apart! BREED 97% of the population nests colonially protected NW Hawaii chicks fly at 6 months After leaving their colonies around June, they spend the non-breeding months entirely at sea.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Just had this video pop up as a reminder of "on this day". I love how wholesome it is, Swizzels as a kit, very over excited, helping Suzanne cut up ferret treats. We buy these knotted Chicken & Duck chews from B&M, un-knot them, then cut them into small bits for the ferrets, who love them.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Waffle on high being Clives eyes.
All of the photos here show Clives back in a bright blue fleece. On his right shoulder a black ferret called Waffle is looking left, ahead and then right. Checking behind for him.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will sleep here and you will like it maybe Waffle?
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Errr how to diet..This and other ferret tips are available 🤣😍😃
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Every so often Waffle demands a cuddle & woe betide anyone who might interrupt it...
Waffle an EU Polecat is curled up on one of Suzanne's hands with Suzanne's other hand gently resting on top of her.Waffle is now staring directly at the camera, which had disturbed her cuddle with the first flash, & now the flash has made her eyes glow white, & she looks very cross.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rhubarb is/was a complete part of life, from his kisses in the morning, he loved his morning fuss, and would sulk if we were in a hurry. Or it could be night time, he's had his fill and his tummy is full and curled up in our bed making me smile when I pull the duvet cover back, or he would help me
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Otters! LOOK AT THEM!!!
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Sleeping was always better when Custard could cuddle one of his mums socks.
Custard, an Albino ferret curled up near the headboard of the bed, beside the pillows, with his head on a big fluffy bad sock he has stolen from the laundry hamper.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 10/09/2026
When that big scary ferret comes over for the day & steals your favourite window hammock. Poor Bumble is not amused at Waffle rubbing all over his bed.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 06/09/2026
It's just a Lazy-Ferret Sunday.💕❤️🐾
A polecat coloured ferret cuddling in my arms.A light coloured pastel polecat ferret, lounging in his sleep sack bag.A pastel polcat ferret, & a polecat coloured ferret lounging in their sleep sack carry bag.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 31/08/2026
1 /16 Today, Boost collected his brother, Fuse, the other 'Evil Twin'. They were 'summoned' on the 17th of April 2020, & found their 'fiendish forever lair' here on the 18th of May 2020. After more than 6 yrs honing their craft, I really dread to think of the chaos that will be taking...
Fuse & Boost asleepFuse & Boost asleepFuse & Boost asleep
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"A bat-shaped night light, circa 1930, now housed at the Musée Le Secq des Tournelles in France."
A bat in metal , with its wings extended, and the middle portion is a caged lantern.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 26/08/2026
On this day in 2010, I went to rescue a ferret living under a lean-to behind someone's greenhouse, she had been fighting off the foxes & badgers for the scraps the house owner threw out. She was young & very hungry, but grateful for a safe place to sleep. This was Ripple on her first evening here
A polecat coloured ferret laying on her back, up my arm. I also happen to be wearing a white Fursty Ferret tee shirt.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 23/08/2026
"Dad, there's a big green monster outside the caravan, it seems to be emptying the human litter trays... & you have the nerve to say we smell."
A polecat coloured ferret looking out of the caravan window at a green truck that empties the portaloo's at a fairs public campingAn albino coloured ferret looking out of the caravan window at a green truck that empties the portaloo's at a fairs public campingAn albino coloured ferret looking out of the caravan window at a green truck that empties the portaloo's at a fairs public campingTwo albino coloured ferrets looking out of the caravan window at a green truck that empties the portaloo's at a fairs public camping
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did someone order a bed pre warming service in Rhubarb,wait it was me.😁
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 15/08/2026
I wonder how often they do these "wellness exams"? So many ferrets seem to be dying under anaesthetic, for simple ops & check ups making owners question it, I wonder what the risks are to truly exotic animals like the wolverine? Do they use a safer anaesthetic?
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you don't want to leave your comfort space but still want to judge the world for existing.
A white ferret or mink looks out through a hole in a wooden board with an annoyed expression.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finally! Steve can get back from the pub safely.
A photo of a brown otter named Steve standing on a narrow ledge built into the inside wall of a stone bridge over a gently flowing river.

Text in image:
“Scotland builds special ledges inside bridges so otters can walk safely under roads without ever touching traffic above.”
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Try not to forget that you’re here for a reason
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bandit is so helpful in sorting out my summer clothes, apparently he chooses that maxi dress 👗 😳
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 27/07/2026
I don't think these guys are genuinely on Check-a-Trade or TrustPilot, they didn't even have their own tools, & I'm sure thay have already nicked some of my tools & taken them out to their van...
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A tree is never just a tree. It's a home for birds, a playground for children, a refuge from the summer heat, and a place where families make memories that last a lifetime. When we protect trees, we're not just protecting nature—we're protecting the moments that make life beautiful
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cutest mystery today
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 16/07/2026
When Fuse & Boost arrived, this was them every waking hour, it carried on until Boost passed away 2 years ago. Fuse is still here, having been given a second life by a great vet in Ashford, but is showing his age. He's still a scrappy little monster at nearly 7 years old, but enjoys more sleep. 🥰🐾
Two Sandy coloured ferrets, called Boost & Fuse, on the lawn. They look like someone has tied them in a knot, feet in the air & mouths wide open. It looks like one is about to bite the foot of the other.A sandy coloured ferret curled up into a ring on a fleece blanket. This is Fuse now, almost 7 years old, all grown up. He has cancer of the prostate, which caused a blockage, stopping him from urinating. This then got infected & blocked up with Puss. Our normal vet wanted to put him to sleep, as they did not have the equipment to look into it properly. Luckily we know of another vet in Asfoud, & got a second opinion. It cost a lot of money for all the tests & visits, but the vet sorted out the infection, & did a lot of research, finding a human prostate tablet that could be use on Fuse. He is on 1 & a half of these tablets every day, but is back to his normal self, and as a bonus of the tablets has the most amazing coat of fur as well.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 09/07/2026
I would love this sort of energy... This was Chewit out on an evening walk. He would be like this nearly all the way round the lake.
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When political cartoons are the only news source left, it will be because they generally go over Trump’s head.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 03/07/2026
Anyone know about growing Polecats in hanging baskets, the one we bought did not come with any instructions. I have already discovered if I don't watch it like a hawk, it seems to get everywhere in the garden!
An EU Polecat standing in an empty hanging flower basket.The same EU Polecat crouched in an empty hanging flower basket.
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @classicbritishtv.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Dame Penelope Keith (2 April 1940 – June 2026) R.I.P
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I hope that the press not only respect her family’s privacy but also respect the phrase “living with cancer” instead of the usual stuff about fights and battles.
A statement on behalf of her family said: "We are deeply saddened to announce that Dame Penelope Keith died peacefully whilst living with cancer at her home in Surrey where she had lived for more than 50 years.
"The family is grateful for the care and support she received throughout her treatments, and ask that their privacy be respected at this time."
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 25/06/2026
When a ferret kit learns there is a portal to another world, but isn't old enogh to read the instruction manual. This is from a time when Fuse & Boost, the 'Evil Twins' were kits. At this time we were blissfully unaware of their future evil plans for this world.
A sandy ferret kit standing at a door, trying to see if he can open the door.The sandy ferret kit has now moved over to the 'ferret flap' standing trying to see if he can open the flap.The sandy ferret kit is still looking at the 'ferret flap' standing trying to see if he can open it.The sandy ferret kit is still looking at the 'ferret flap' standing trying to see if he can open it.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Steve is excellent at hiding. Yep, he's in this picture. Look closely.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 23/06/2026
They decided to do a 'pairs' ferret race, so we entered Aero & Chomp. The race was over, & no sign of our ferrets, so we went back to the starting box & found this!🥰😄🐾
A blue wooden box with the lid open. Not visible, but just to the top of the picture is a tube leading out that the ferrets are supposed to race down when a trap door is opened, but in the picture is 2 albino boy ferrets snuggled up asleep, looking very pleased for themselves.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 21/06/2026
An old video of Topic. We had just got back from holiday & the lawn had grown so much it clogged the lawnmower. So I had to strim it first, rake it up, then use the mower to get it even(ish). Ferrets & cut grass is so much fun. If only we all had this much energy.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 20/06/2026
Rhubarb has been very down since his brother, Custard, died. We have been very worried about him, & trying to distract him, but he is still in a very scary place. Today we took him & Hershey to the woods, & tried out our new selfie stick. He perked up a bit, & I got a few good shots.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
1/3 Custard is one of those ferrets that would go out of his way to make you smile. He would play with his moving fish or deodorant balls chasing up and down. I can safely say, he made me smile every day of his life, and I ended embracing the “mummies boys” mantra there was no denying it now.
there are two albino ferrets being held, one in each hand. This is their very first day with us at about 8 weeks old. They will become Rhubarb and Custard - brothers in arms.There are 2 albino ferrets being held across each arm, looking for mischief to get up toThis shows Custard, plating with a toy multicoloured mouse. He's an albino ferret set off by a very red fleece bedsheet.There are 2 ferrets on a caravan seat, they are Rhubarb and Custard, it's a couple of days after getting them and getting them their new leads, one red and one blue lead.
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Simisker @simisker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A lovely house that once belonged to Peter Firmin of Smallfilms. Hey fellow Gen Xer... see that barn? That's where they made our childhood memories. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...
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Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
4 bedroom detached house for sale in Blean Hill, Blean, Canterbury, CT2 for £1,200,000. Marketed by Finn's, Canterbury
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 01/06/2026
Need to mow the lawn as the ferrets are getting lost out there, but I think No-Mow-May was a success. We will set the mower higher, and leave the grass a bit longer this time as the birds & mouse like it. I found a couple of millipedes, a golden sun beatle, plus several of these colourful critters.
A red damsel fly on a rock by our pondA red damsel fly on a rock by our pondA ladybird larva on my finger tipA ladybird larva on my hand
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 31/05/2026
I made this wooden frame up so we can have a go at growing hanging tomatoes. We never have much luck growing them the normal way, so this year we have gone for broke... They are in a little bit of the garden shut off to the ferrets.
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Alberduh is free to be dumb @alberduhfreedumb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We have to stop data centres from being built.
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 31/05/2026
Trying to go to bed last night, & Custard decided to sleep like this, very helpful
An Albino ferret laying curled up at the top of a bed, with his body on the bottom sheet by the pillows & his head on the duvet. He looks to be in a very deep sleep.
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 30/05/2026
A reminder of our Bournville, a Welsh Polecat, who was given to us to look after, as he could not be returned to the wild, as was originally planned. He lived with our ferrets, & was such a lovely guy. Everything was on his terms, but when he did cuddle, it was very special.
A close up picture of Bournville's head with his tounge sticking out. He is totally black, with just the area around his mouth, & the very tips of his ears, pure white. He was a Wild Welsh Polecat, that was bred to be re-introduced to the forests of Wales, but after a short while the program was cancelled, leaving a several young Polecats that they did not want. We were lucky enough to be given one to live out his life in captivity with our ferrets. While we could often see his wild tendencies, he took to domestic life very well, playing with the ferrets, going for walks on a lead, enjoying comfy fleece bedding, & giving occasional cuddles, which always felt very special.
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Suzanne @suzanneslade.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I know the feeling little plant tray, but I'm surprised 😮 you melted literally...🫠
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Lazy-Ferret @lazy-ferret.co.uk · 25/05/2026
Listen to the sound of this video, I am trying to get Bandit playing in the water, but I am being harassed by a Wren, who keeps fluttering onto a gate on the right of me. I didn't get any video as it flew off, but you can here it very clearly.
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