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Bruce Major

@lazy-burr.bsky.social
779 followers 1.2K following 746 posts

See how I haven't eaten you yet? Very Demure. Very Mindful. Fat bear with a love of everything gluttonous. He/They|32|18+ Only|Queer/Pansexual

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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Pumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on Saturday night live's weekend update.
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Vermillion X. Fox @vermyfox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Annual reminder on how to distinguish your werewolves for Halloween:
To the left straight werewolves, which are all people with hair glued to their face in appearance.

To the right LGBT+ werewolves, which are all anthro wolves in appearance.
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chongus 4 sale, get your big Chungus boof right here.
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA+ is 5 dollars a month and gives you the option of doing a one-time non-renewing membership purchase if you want! In a world oversaturated with subscription services I have NEVER seen an option to try something without auto-renewal.
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
75% funded and rising rapidly ❤️
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone else remember when idiots would put Joe Biden stickers that said "I did that!" On the gas prices? We should kill those people and use their blood as fuel.
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the character that the button mashers will love
Billboard for firm Jungle Law that says "ATTACK THAT DUI" and there's the lawyer and a roaring tiger
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has anyone else noticed a dramatic rise in spam calls? Im averaging between 4-8 calls a day for the bast few weeks
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just had to actually use the pytahgorean theorem at work and I'm mad about it.
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just had a bear moment. I literslly just waited in a 30 minute line at the farmers market for strawberries that went all the way down the block and people kept being like "why is there such a huge line?" And I was like idk what to tell you, they're really good berries.
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dont want to be full of rage at the world, I want to be a fat peaceufl internet bear
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lily🌱 @owlylly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beasts come out for autumn
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sharing is caring.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026
In response to a slew of anti-trans Democrats pushing hate during the 2026 midterms, Governor Andy Beshear provided principled criticism to the idea that red-state Dems need to adopt anti-trans views to win: "We Don’t Throw Anybody Under The Bus," he said. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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KY Gov. Beshear Has Message For Anti-Trans Dems: “We Don’t Throw Anybody Under The Bus.”
The governor provides a counterpoint to those who believe red state Democrats need to capitulate on transgender rights.
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Insatiable Cowpig 🔜 pawcon! @butterballbarn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some more #softbearweek action, this time ft. @lazy-burr.bsky.social n some navel fucking
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/09/2026
Being a leftist means taking big shots. And making them.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its giving @geniose.bsky.social
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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REY PUERCAZO🐽KING BOAR! @reypuercazo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The exact moment when I break my new metal bed while I was recording new content 🥲😅🐷 #chubby #superchub #bear #gainer #fail
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Rocky @baileyx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there was a contest for the hottest furry art of the year, this would be SUPER up there. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THIS FUCKS SO HARD 🤤
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damnit, Janet! I love you!
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☄️🌺 jeezy 🌺☄️ @jeezreeze12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
draw a fat bear today (for fat bear week)
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You stop that.
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Glaz @glazfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bears Bears Bears
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Lorem @loremsipsum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
//vore big flirty trucker dog pred :3 (and a few guys from His Menu)
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So now that Discord is officially dead where are we going?
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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Delta @fatpinkcreature.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quick little thing for the fat bear week ;3c
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have been blessed this day
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's fat bear week, send me money.
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Ramzi (He/Him) @king-ramzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! Many bears like Tay have been packing on the pounds ready for winter. 🐻💜🐾 Dont forget to Vote for your fave fat bear and support explore.org/fat-bear-week Who's your fave bear this year? (Walker and Backpack are looing VERY hefty)
A Coloured sketch image of a huge fat brown bear gulping down a big salmon from the river they are sat in. Created by RAMZI for Fat bear week 2026.
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Hoglly (comms closed) @baddieholly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fat bear week still in effect
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, you use AI? Why don't you try to go generate yourself some bitches.
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think its okay to steal back from AI, someone make this a real pin and ill buy one, lol.
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It also costs nothing to simply shut the fuck up. If you like dick you dont need to make it your whole personality. Nobody cares or wants to hear about your genitalia preferences, keep that shit to yourself. Your little joke about it is not funny, cute, or unique, you're making people uncomfortable.
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Karrottonto @karrot250.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Draw a bear today 🐻🫶
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE'RE FINALLY HERE!!! #fatbearweek
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
hey man i’m really sorry but i took “leave it better than you found it” too literally and now all the national parks are extremely high level zones. yeah like endgame stuff. yeah i really didn’t mean to but here we are
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Roundest friends
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Bruce Major @lazy-burr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This just in, the adorable bouncy fox guy could kill you with his biceps. See also; @foxinuptheplace.bsky.social
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