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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 12h

The X Division is not about weight limits, it's about no limits. Many have not heard this.

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 15h

I think he only gets two kills with the sledgehammer and they're on completely stationary targets

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wow Carrie thank you for finding my lost cat here in the Alps

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's- it's it's it's- It's, well it's actually just okay. I think having it scream, and- and jump out of the pan when it came into contact with the heat really spoiled it. I don't even think it's an addictive bioorganism any more. I'm gonna have to give The Stuff sausage, a 2.5/5!

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There should still be two bathrooms but they should be Extradition and Non-Extradition

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the Euro zone she's actually called M€rc€d€s Monet

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just so everyone knows I don't support AEW going to France but I'm glad the workers are getting a payday, even if it has to be from Cheese and Wine money.

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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

*hands u this controller*

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters

The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've only seen like two Church's around here and can't remember what they look like so Also Very Possible

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can't grok whether it used to be a taco bell or a pizza hut but I know it had to be one of them. MAYBE a kfc

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Always inclined to even out the party if I don't have more information, Iron Hat to Meedle, Long Sword to Stormp

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nobody even activates their almonds any more

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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Simply *gotta* have my Whit

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Aw naw brother this is The Oldest View

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🎃 papoi dog @puppiedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

make sure you're registered to vote

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

but I brought it for you :(

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KiNG ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @kingsleepyhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nearing the limit on my credit card so any help is appreciated. ive been doing spark deliveries to supplement where i can but with the price of gas its becoming less and less feasible

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No hate towards the creature or anything but why is Voltorb considered notable enough to get its own page on regular Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Voltorb - Wikipedia

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🛖 Oh hell yeah goodie hut

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🧪 🌽🌽🌽 🪙🪙 ⚙️⚙️ Hey this post has really good early game output, you should settle a city near here

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just standard delivery by Trebek of a trivia question about the absurd concept of Slut Gnomes which are assumed by the joke to exist, definitely works better if you have a Trebek voice in your head

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I said it once I'll say it again: Slut Gnomes of False Berlin is the greatest cultural victory Bluesky has experienced so far

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have a structured settlement and I need beer now

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish someone would invent a website where you can enter text into a box and have the text display to other people's devices without having to convert it into an image

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My main takeaway from Ed Sheeran slamming his balls in the door this week is god damn why is everyone on Instagram if they're just going to upload blocks of text

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If your production of Macbeth cuts the Porter scene I'm showing up like "Woah is that MACBETH from the play MACBETH holy shit I love MACBETH about the Scottish king MACBETH I really hope they do a good job with the play MACBETH, yup ol' Willy's MACBETH play"

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ideally you should be getting three

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Reporting in: Saw a Scarface backpack the other day

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ya see I'm a uh, heh, I'm a small lil bean, and I gots anxiety

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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They should make the new Tumblr CEO that one guy who wore a tie as a belt

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wait Tails called you or Scratch called you

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Zacky S. Blumpkins @fadetozac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Trumps killing the business. Mark needs to learn how to work

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